HoosierCat Posted February 17 Author Report Posted February 17 Tucker up to 16 accusers, really giving DeShaun a run for his money. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/justin-tucker-allegations-seven-more-massage-therapists-accuse-ravens-kicker-of-sexual-misconduct-per-report/ Quote
ArmyBengal Posted February 17 Report Posted February 17 Shit, the Ravens put up with a murderer, so 16 sexual abuse accusers is next to nothing. The Ravens are probably like, that's all you got bitches ?? 1 Quote
HoosierCat Posted February 17 Author Report Posted February 17 14 minutes ago, ArmyBengal said: Shit, the Ravens put up with a murderer, so 16 sexual abuse accusers is next to nothing. The Ravens are probably like, that's all you got bitches ?? First Stabby, now Spunky! 1 Quote
HoosierCat Posted February 19 Author Report Posted February 19 Andy gets an $8 million extension ($6 million guaranteed) from Carolina. https://www.si.com/nfl/bengals/news/former-cincinnati-bengals-player-andy-dalton-inks-new-deal-with-carolina-panthers-01jmdgrvbrpf Quote
Stripes Posted February 19 Report Posted February 19 A Panthers wide receiver jolts awake, gasping and in a cold sweat. He quickly sits up, or actually he does not, he tries, but it's no use. His body does not obey his commands. He is stuck to the bed and short of breath. He sees the digital clock display on his nightstand. 14:14 AM. That's when the sleep paralysis demon crawls on top of him, all its weight pressing him into the mattress. He tries to scream, but his mouth will not open. Another voice slips warmly into his ear. Don't be afraid. Let's just have fun and play together. 1 2 Quote
HoosierCat Posted February 19 Author Report Posted February 19 1 hour ago, Stripes said: A Panthers wide receiver jolts awake, gasping and in a cold sweat. He quickly sits up, or actually he does not, he tries, but it's no use. His body does not obey his commands. He is stuck to the bed and short of breath. He sees the digital clock display on his nightstand. 14:14 AM. That's when the sleep paralysis demon crawls on top of him, all its weight pressing him into the mattress. He tries to scream, but his mouth will not open. Another voice slips warmly into his ear. Don't be afraid. Let's just have fun and play together. And Bengals creepypasta is born…No. 14 is Slandyman. 3 Quote
HoosierCat Posted February 19 Author Report Posted February 19 1 hour ago, COB said: It appears Andy is immortal. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!! 1 Quote
COB Posted February 19 Report Posted February 19 14 hours ago, Stripes said: A Panthers wide receiver jolts awake, gasping and in a cold sweat. He quickly sits up, or actually he does not, he tries, but it's no use. His body does not obey his commands. He is stuck to the bed and short of breath. He sees the digital clock display on his nightstand. 14:14 AM. That's when the sleep paralysis demon crawls on top of him, all its weight pressing him into the mattress. He tries to scream, but his mouth will not open. Another voice slips warmly into his ear. Don't be afraid. Let's just have fun and play together. Too great. Quote
COB Posted February 19 Report Posted February 19 I love to poke fun at Andy. I’m also happy for him, seems like a great guy and dude is building a huge career. Erasing his great passing years, which were a bit of a mirage, as his legacy, and replacing it with his endless career as a competent backup and mentor. 1 Quote
ArmyBengal Posted February 19 Report Posted February 19 Always will root for Dalton. Him and his wife are really good people that do great things in their communities. Happy for him, while simultaneously acknowledging that I don't want him anywhere near my football team. 1 1 Quote
HoosierCat Posted February 21 Author Report Posted February 21 Meant to mention this yesterday but kept getting sidetracked. NFL announced yesterday that the Chargers would open the season in Brazil, which reminded me of this piece from Jay Morrison last month that the two most likely opponents for the Dolphins in Madrid were the Chargers and the Bengals. Quote
HoosierCat Posted Tuesday at 04:24 PM Author Report Posted Tuesday at 04:24 PM YOU CANT STOP THE SAMPLE!!! 1 Quote
Stripes Posted Tuesday at 04:29 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 04:29 PM He does seem like he’d be right at home losing teeth as a hockey player. 1 Quote
AMPHAR Posted Tuesday at 04:40 PM Report Posted Tuesday at 04:40 PM Ugh would not like the Miami game being moved. Was hoping to go down to South Florida for that one. Sample legit red ice player. Quote
HoosierCat Posted Wednesday at 04:28 PM Author Report Posted Wednesday at 04:28 PM Time once again for everybody’s favorite subject, the annual NFLPA team report card!!! In top line news this year, the Bengals have moved up two spots to 24, meaning that a full quarter of the league’s teams suck worse than them in the eyes of the players. Progress! Overall, facilities and coaches are highly rated, and even Mike Brown gets a gentleman’s C. Dragging them down are the usual complaints: Quote Food/Dining Area: F The Cincinnati Bengals rate the taste of their team’s food 4.82 out of 10, a ranking of 32 out of 32. They rate the freshness of their food 5.49 out of 10, a ranking of 32 out of 32. The players rate their dining area 5.98 out of 10, ranking it 30 out of 32 NFL team dining areas. The Bengals players wish that more meals would be provided throughout the week. The team does not provide three meals a day and is one of only two teams in the league that do not do so. That said, food is an area around which the team has continued to improve. Last year, the Bengals began offering dinner on Wednesdays, and this year they began offering breakfast for players who come into the facility on their off day for additional training and work. The players hope that the team will continue to improve, bringing them closer to the standards met by most NFL teams. And the bottom of the barrel: Treatment of Families: F- Quote The Bengals are one of only 3 teams that do not offer daycare during home games and one of only 10 teams that do not offer a family room during home games. The Bengals are the only team in the NFL that fails to offer one of those two benefits. Players rate the post-game family area 4.69 out of 10, ranking them 32 out of 32 teams. The players feel that their team rarely organizes family events, which ranks them 32 out of 32. The Bengals players feel like there is little to no effort put forth when it comes to the organization’s efforts to support their families. One player describes the treatment of families as “almost disrespectful.” Quote
AMPHAR Posted Wednesday at 05:59 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 05:59 PM I just feel bad for the Chef. Quote
HoosierCat Posted Wednesday at 06:19 PM Author Report Posted Wednesday at 06:19 PM Yeah, when lunch on the first day of camp rolls around I’m sure he’ll see to it that all those burgers come with extra pubes. 2 Quote
Stripes Posted Wednesday at 07:03 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 07:03 PM At least the showers and toilets work this time. 1 Quote
AMPHAR Posted Wednesday at 08:00 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 08:00 PM Until the chef unleashes Dante's Inferno Burger. 1 Quote
COB Posted Thursday at 12:28 AM Report Posted Thursday at 12:28 AM I bet Mike loves reading about how the union thinks he should provide entertainment and babysit the players’ families on game days. Quote
AMPHAR Posted Thursday at 12:32 PM Report Posted Thursday at 12:32 PM The family babysitting/family hospitality room is just lack of awareness by the NFLPA. Yes, let's get all the wives/girlfriends together at the game with the kids monitored by our husband's employer. Great idea! Serve alcohol, even better! I guarantee if you could get that made into an show independent from the NFL propaganda, it would out draw the pro bowl. Joe already freaked out when his house got broke into and people found out he had that model shacked up in there. I'm sure he'd love TMZ finding out who Joe's guest was in the family room this week or which girlfriend/wife didn't show because she has a black eye etc. Best idea I ever heard. "My mommy says my daddy fucks to many hoes on the road and that's why she got a new car". Make it mandatory and coaches wives/kids too. Guarantee the Ravens wouldn't have been blind sided by Justin Tucker. Quote
TJJackson Posted Thursday at 01:40 PM Report Posted Thursday at 01:40 PM Very late Christmas gift for COB https://www.eatthis.com/arbys-brings-back-potato-cakes-permanently/ Quote
COB Posted Thursday at 01:47 PM Report Posted Thursday at 01:47 PM 1 minute ago, TJJackson said: Very late Christmas gift for COB https://www.eatthis.com/arbys-brings-back-potato-cakes-permanently/ 2/24/25. A day to celebrate. I’ll be heading over to the Arby’s on state route 79 in Heath and ordering these bad boys from that ill -tempered teenager in the drive through who mocked me for trying to order them a year after they were removed from the menu. Who’s the idiot now, Tristan? I’m not the one wearing a visor backwards in February in Ohio. 4 Quote
TJJackson Posted Thursday at 02:39 PM Report Posted Thursday at 02:39 PM Congratulations on your long awaited victory over a pimply teenager Make sure you call him a whipper snapper while you are there :-) Quote
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