HoosierCat Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Bengals look to continue screwing up their draft pick with a victory over Callahan’s Titans. Another W would probably drop them from 11 to around 14, I’d guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Yep win incoming for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted December 10 Author Report Share Posted December 10 Got a chuckle out of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 This is the most obvious win of the season, and not because the Titans suck. Oh well. At least Burrow and Chase can continue compiling numbers that might bolster their HOF resumes someday. Chase is looking at a first team All Pro. Which, by the way, continues to make the front office look moronic. ”Oh, we need Ja’Marr to PROVE it. Because it isn’t already plainly obvious to everyone with eyeballs that he’s fully capable of annihilating every franchise record. PROVE it Ja’Marr.” Enjoy that $40M/year contract, dipshits 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Yeah they really fucked that one up. No reason for Chase to even be polite about it when negotiating either. I would grate their asses over the coals. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 Last night some low rent hooligans tried to break into the home of national treasure Joe Burrow. Stop the insanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted December 10 Report Share Posted December 10 The insanity is that his girlfriend and the "security guard" were at the house. Not sure what the two of them were doing. However, once the girlfriend realized what was happening, she quickly made the call to the most appropriate person. No, not 911 or the police, her mom of course. I'm not sure if her mom is a trained assassin, but it seemed like an odd call. If I'm Joe Burrow (see I'm not) I would fire the security guard and ditch the super smart girl friend. Not like there's not a plethora of amazingly beautiful gold digging whores just waiting for an opportunity to spend some of his $258 million. I would take a guess one would have to be smarter than silly putty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 So for those holding out hope, here's who the Bengals should be rooting for this week. Recap: The Ravens, Chargers and Broncos are all 8-5 and are the #5-7 seeds. They are playing the Giants, Buccaneers, and Colts respectively. The Colts and Dolphins are both 6-7 in the #8-9 seeds ahead of us. They are playing the Broncos and Texans respectively. Of course the Bengals need to beat the Titans, which I expect. Make of that what you will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted December 11 Author Report Share Posted December 11 And for the hopeless: Cowboys (5-8) v Panthers (3-10): Cowboys. We're probably not going to out-suck Carolina so best if the boys get some wins now. Chiefs (12-1) v Clowns (3-10): likely won't out-suck the Cleveland either but rooting for Browns here. Jets (3-10) v Jags (3-10): Just don't tie! Commanders (8-5) v Saints (5-8): Go Aints. Pats (3-10) v Cards (6-7): let's get to .500 Cards. Bears (4-9) v Vikings (11-2): get da win Bears. Falcons (6-7) v Raiders (2-11): Atlanta needs to get to .500 too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 On 12/10/2024 at 3:43 PM, ArmyBengal said: The insanity is that his girlfriend and the "security guard" were at the house. Not sure what the two of them were doing. However, once the girlfriend realized what was happening, she quickly made the call to the most appropriate person. No, not 911 or the police, her mom of course. I'm not sure if her mom is a trained assassin, but it seemed like an odd call. If I'm Joe Burrow (see I'm not) I would fire the security guard and ditch the super smart girl friend. Not like there's not a plethora of amazingly beautiful gold digging whores just waiting for an opportunity to spend some of his $258 million. I would take a guess one would have to be smarter than silly putty. as soon as I win the lottery, I will be logging into golddiggingwhores.com and picking one - maybe 2 - out for myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Hookers and blow TJ. Hookers and blow !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Im not sure I'd like blow Besides, i need to reserve a little of the money to bring Romeos Pizza back to Cincinnati and an italian bakery to make lobster tail pastries and a second location of Roneys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 Seriously, all three of those are superb eats :-) even better I daresay than the italian sub and potato cakes from the now nigh legendary Arbys in Kent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted December 13 Author Report Share Posted December 13 Looks like the Rams winning last night bumped NO’s strength of schedule .002 ahead of ours, so Bengals are back at 10 for the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 Thank you Nawlins I think there is some sort of connection between Nawlins and Cincinnati that has to do with Barq's soft drinks Yeah, I needed to say that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted December 15 Report Share Posted December 15 NFL Network just aired a spot about the league planning to allowfacemask calls and non calls to be video reviewed. They’ll vote on it at the next league meeting. The main impetus for this rule change seems to be the missed facemask on Burrow last week. They gave it the Zapruder film treatment, kept showing it. They also showed the vikes qb a couple weeks back get blatantly face masked, but no call. It got me thinking abut how the bengals get fucked over by the officials, then the league changes the rule so it can’t happen to a team someone actually cares about. Examples - Kimo crawls into Palmers knee in the playoff game, quickly new rule arises, no crawling into QBs legs. Rivers takes a crown of the helmet hit from Steelers, jaw gets badly broken. I also recall Bernard getting just cheap-shotted in the face (Steelers) and getting knocked out, I thought maybe the crown of the helmet rule was a result of one of those hits. (Side note: the Steelers encouraged spearing, which unfortunately lead to Shazier’s spinal cord injury). Results of my research - inconclusive. I can’t find the evidence of the direct link between our injuries and the crown of helmet rule. What I did find, and the reason I’m writing this, is that the league voted in March of 2013 to ban hits using the crown of the helmet. And that vote was 31-1 to ban those hits. The lone no vote? Mike Brown. Mike has to be the smartest guy in the room. He has to be an iconoclast. And that trait has handicapped this franchise in very tangible and material ways. The most recent example, and the one that I think will hurt this franchise the most, was his lone vote against allowing PE money to buy small percentages of teams. The Brown family should sell this team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted December 15 Report Share Posted December 15 SoaG is and always has been the dumbest guy in the room he's a fuckin moron kinda like the Donald Trump of football. but less flashy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted December 15 Report Share Posted December 15 Ah, yes. A 1:00 kickoff in a meaningless game in one of the least viewed TV slots of the week. Just like the old days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted December 15 Report Share Posted December 15 Well that was a poor throw. Oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom69 Posted Sunday at 06:11 PM Report Share Posted Sunday at 06:11 PM Eh whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted Sunday at 06:11 PM Report Share Posted Sunday at 06:11 PM Callahan certainly knows about the IDL deficiencies. Pounding the rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted Sunday at 06:21 PM Report Share Posted Sunday at 06:21 PM 34 passing TDs for Joe, two shy of breaking his own franchise record Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted Sunday at 06:28 PM Report Share Posted Sunday at 06:28 PM Tyler Boyd toasted Josh Newton. That’s fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom69 Posted Sunday at 06:30 PM Report Share Posted Sunday at 06:30 PM Eh whatever again bengals can’t stop anything again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted Sunday at 06:31 PM Report Share Posted Sunday at 06:31 PM Terrible DPI call on CTB to set that up but yes, who cares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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