Week 3: Commanders @ Bengals

[HoosierCat]

34 minutes ago, COB said:

Watching the Steelers vs Chargers.  One thing keeps jumping out at me - Najee Harris needs to stop lowering his head when he gets in traffic.  Dude could get seriously hurt.  

Fell down a YouTube rabbit hole watching dumb sovcits, came up for air long enough to lol at the Browns.

[Stripes]

Thanks for nothing, Chargers.

Thanks for being beautiful babies, Giants.

Go Cowboys.

[HoosierCat]

Cowboys as usual suck.

[Stripes]

Useless.

Better take care of business tomorrow to keep pace.

[ArmyBengal]

Am I the only one that loves seeing Andy Dalton go nuclear playing against Marvin Lewis and beating the Raiders ??

To this point this season there’s only been one QB that has both thrown for 300 yards and 3 TD’s in a single game. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…

 

ANDY FUCKING DALTON !!!

[COB]

Andy rolled the stone out of the way, walked out of his tomb, and is wandering amongst the living.  

[COB]

5 hours ago, HoosierCat said:

Fell down a YouTube rabbit hole watching dumb sovcits, came up for air long enough to lol at the Browns.

Cop: “Roll your window down I need your license and registration.”

Sovereign Citizen: “First allow me to cite twenty sections of the Uniform Commercial Code which in no way regulates anything remotely close to what I’m doing.”

Cop: “What?”

Sovereign Citizen: /five minutes of gibberish/, then “I wasn’t driving, I was traveling.  Checkmate motherfucker.”

Cop: /Unrestrained tazering/

[HoosierCat]

14 minutes ago, COB said:

Cop: “Roll your window down I need your license and registration.”

Sovereign Citizen: “First allow me to cite twenty sections of the Uniform Commercial Code which in no way regulates anything remotely close to what I’m doing.”

Cop: “What?”

Sovereign Citizen: /five minutes of gibberish/, then “I wasn’t driving, I was traveling.  Checkmate motherfucker.”

Cop: /Unrestrained tazering/

lol that’s about it tho my favorite is “I do not consent to this arrest!”

[HoosierCat]

1 hour ago, ArmyBengal said:

Am I the only one that loves seeing Andy Dalton go nuclear playing against Marvin Lewis and beating the Raiders ??

To this point this season there’s only been one QB that has both thrown for 300 yards and 3 TD’s in a single game. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…

 

ANDY FUCKING DALTON !!!

Lifetime 4-0 against the Raiders. Every team has their kryptonite. For us it’s week 1, for the Raiders, it’s Andy Dalton.

[HoosierCat]

DT Dominique Davis bumped up to the active roster. I suspect that means Hill is a definite scratch.

https://www.bengals.com/news/bengals-roster-move-domenique-davis-elevated-to-active-roster

[HoosierCat]

Yup, Hill out. Rankins, Irwin, Hudson, Kirkland and McLaughlin also inactive.

Mims and Jenkins are go.

[volcom69]

Awesome gets Mims some reps, and  Jenkins as well, not sure how confident I have in Jenkins but they need him to be huge 

[COB]

Jenkins is going to be tested.  
 

We get hosed by the refs frequently because it’s teams like the homecoming king of the NFL, the chiefs, against the bengals, basically not on the homecoming court.

 

But tonight!  We play a team that is pretty much universally despised throughout the league.  The Washington Dan Snyders.  We’re actually going to get a couple breaks.

[TJJackson]

gonna be watching Mims and the DTs closely

[TJJackson]

ALL IS STARTING AT TE

[COB]

That’s Burrow’s slide?  What is wrong with him?

[TJJackson]

Trent Brown is starting at ORT, ok so far

[HoosierCat]

Run game working so zac will quit running now

[volcom69]

Nice run there 

[HoosierCat]

Ok good start

[volcom69]

Deep pass works awesome play TD chase

[COB]

That TD was a thing of beauty.

[TJJackson]

Now this is the Cincy offense I fucking remember

F U C K  Y E A

[volcom69]

Ok hopefully the defense has something good to see tonight 

[TJJackson]

Eric All has been on the field for at least 3 snaps already

Calling it now: he's a 3 down starter in the making

I've already seen superior blocking from him, would like to see him catching tonight