Bengals @ Texans Game Thread

[TJJackson]

18 hours ago, COB said:

I almost don’t have the heart to answer this.  Hopefully you’re sitting down, or possibly you’re immortal and can rest easy knowing you will absolutely outlive Mike’s dismal legacy.  Katie Blackburn has two daughters.  One of them, Elizabeth, is Director of Strategy and Engagement in the Business Development department for the Bengals.   I don’t know about the other one. 

oh my fucking god no

they'll never de out

my grandsons' grandsons will be watching this crap !!!!!!

[COB]

7 hours ago, TJJackson said:

oh my fucking god no

they'll never de out

my grandsons' grandsons will be watching this crap !!!!!!

• Agent Smith : I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your family, the Brown family, and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you Brown family members do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Brown family members are a disease, a cancer of this planet. They’re a plague and we are the cure.

[HoosierCat]

7-0 Bengals early.

[ShulaSteakhouse]

They're gonna win this one too, aren't they?

[ShulaSteakhouse]

Bernard > Mixon

[HoosierCat]

7 minutes ago, ShulaSteakhouse said:

They're gonna win this one too, aren't they?

Dead Cat Bounce does appear to be in full effect.

[TJJackson]

Can't believe they are still throwing long passes towards aj.

Love the guy careerwise, but that ship has sailed

Wonder how many dollars per pass caught we paid him this year.  Prolly over 300k per catch

[HoosierCat]

Seibert misses from 49. Doesn’t reallly look like he’s the answer there either.

[Stripes]

Seibert was terrible in Cleveland. I hope next year's kicker is neither him nor Bullock. Maybe even draft someone late and don't cut them.

[ShulaSteakhouse]

So this guy's better than Bullocks? Really? 

2 dropped passes, a poor 4th down call/decision earlier, a missed FG - and Taylor wonders why he has so many one-score losses.  This actually may turn out to be another one.

[ShulaSteakhouse]

Brandon Allen is going OFF, lol.  

[Stripes]

Hell of a throw, Allen.

[Stripes]

Haha who the hell is Irwin

[ShulaSteakhouse]

Aaand Brandon Allen shows why  he's a back-up/journeyman by missing a wide-open WR over the middle on 3rd down in the red zone (Irwin? I don't even know who that is)

 

[HoosierCat]

Way to take out WJ3, Bates.

[ShulaSteakhouse]

Hubbard hits Watson during the throw and Bates prevents what I think is Simpson catching the INT by hurting him.  No replay yet - of course squeezing in more of the same 5 commercials every 5 min's is more important.

[HoosierCat]

Jackson questionable to return, concussion.

[TJJackson]

Seems like we have lost at least 1 starter to injury almost every damn game this year. 

Last week, Boys

This week, WJ3

Also.....not sure missing a 49 yard fg is the end of any kicker.  Me, i want automatic on point after and under 40 yard fgs.  Over 40 is gravy

[Stripes]

Between the announcers and halftime show, I don't think I've ever heard one broadcast team get more names wrong in one game.

DeSean 'Jackson'

'Justin' Burrow

Jesus Christ

[COB]

Tie game Bengals.  Just think about that Oregon tackle protecting our boy Burrow next year.

[HoosierCat]

All right, here we go, 3rd quarter aka the time of doom.

[HoosierCat]

Well, that was quick. Nice run Perine.

[COB]

My son researching RBs.  The 2013 Alabama running backs consisted of:

Mark Ingram

Derrick Henry

Alvin Kamara

Kenyan Drake

TJ Yeldon

[ShulaSteakhouse]

Perine! Wow. What a run.  46 yd TD.

[Stripes]

Damn Perine. Okay.