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5th Round: A.J. McCarron, QB, Alabama


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This guy is starting make me to want Andy Dalton even more. :conan:/>/>:boff:/>/>,Maybe we can trade him to Cleveland I'm sure his S.O would love Cleveland.

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@JoeGoodberry Interesting tidbit-- I know from her family that Katherine Webb was really upset that AJ was drafted by Cinci

#CurseOfPalmer

So excited to be apart of the Bengals family!! Thank you for having us. Can't wait to call Cincinnati "home"

wouldn't be first time for someone lie on twitter ^>^

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KWebb just got a new tattoo

wow, you'd think with the money they have she'd have been able to afford a tattoo artist with better lettering skills

I wonder what the COBWife will say when she hears about this development?

Those letters are the new style of tattooing that is taking the world of tattooing by storm. It sort of indicates that, even though you got a tattoo, you are from the streets and still keeping it real, just like KWebb. In KWebb's case it also has artistic value through contrast. By that I mean you get to appreciate the the thought-provoking beauty of the paradox created when KWebb, a bobmbshell goddess who's looks have the power of 1000 suns, has a tattoo that looks like it was lettered by a second-grader from the special ed class. When she gets to Cincinnati she should probably win various awards for her tattoo, like the Annual Best Totally Hot Piece of Ass with a Grungy Tattoo award of Cincinnati.

As far as my ball and chain goes, I can diffuse any any domestic situation with an intricate evasion/obfuscation/avoidance strategy that she has crudely referred to as, "eating the whole box of Hamburger Helper and falling asleep on the couch."

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Bad news for AJ McCarron, but KWebb just got a new tattoo. Hang in there AJ, there are other fish in the sea!

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Damn, do you think they could put any more pancake makeup on the face. Up close like that she looks a lot like a tranny. Glad COB grabbed her, I wouldn't have wanted to make that mistake and then wake up looking at the sea hag.

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Damn, do you think they could put any more pancake makeup on the face. Up close like that she looks a lot like a tranny. Glad COB grabbed her, I wouldn't have wanted to make that mistake and then wake up looking at the sea hag.

If we were in the real world instead of on the information super web, I'd lure you onto a boat, then throw you off.

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Damn, do you think they could put any more pancake makeup on the face. Up close like that she looks a lot like a tranny. Glad COB grabbed her, I wouldn't have wanted to make that mistake and then wake up looking at the sea hag.

If we were in the real world instead of on the information super web, I'd lure you onto a boat, then throw you off.

dream all you want, but you would have to look better than her to lure me anywhere

you honestly

dont think that she looks a little scary close up?

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Damn, do you think they could put any more pancake makeup on the face. Up close like that she looks a lot like a tranny. Glad COB grabbed her, I wouldn't have wanted to make that mistake and then wake up looking at the sea hag.

If we were in the real world instead of on the information super web, I'd lure you onto a boat, then throw you off.

dream all you want, but you would have to look better than her to lure me anywhere

you honestly

dont think that she looks a little scary close up?

You are right. Now, I could never lower myself to even *imagine* a scenario, since I've reconsidered her looks.

Thanks for pointing that out.

Saved me from a life-altering mistake.

Bless you.

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I admit her jawline is the slightest bit masculine.

i shall avoid resting my nad sack on her chin just in case she's a man-woman-man thingy ... a bit like that hairy bearded woman-man-woman thingy who won the eurovision song contest last week

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