Tara II

[bobl]

Man she is smokin'

[gregstephens]

And by popular demand (thanks, TJ), you and 'Tara' are 'Gone With the Wind'.

And I'm sure mem would say, 'Frankly, my dear, we don't give a damn.'

[ArmyBengal]

Nothing like having someone reminds us all why stupid people shouldn't breed !!!

[Ickey44]

Nothing like having someone reminds us all why stupid people shouldn't breed !!!

Unfortunately that's the only thing they do well because they're too stupid to realize they shouldn't have kids or that they have too many kids.

Stupid people piss me off.

[TJJackson]

and now....please re-lock :-)

[redsbengalsbucks]

The little thread that could.

[gregstephens]

and now....please re-lock :-)

Nah, we decided to leave it open for amusement purposes. Say goodbye to Rhett Butler, or whatever reasonable little shots you want to take. I have a feeling it'll die a quick death on its own soon enough.

[HairOnFire]

I still like this guys energy.

And his ability to focus is impressive.

[Ickey44]

I still like this guys energy.

And his ability to focus is impressive.

Is it focus or an inability to notice anything else?

[Jet23]

It seems that I know of this Tara. I know that someone was talking about her a while back. I think it had something to do with a trailer hitch...

[TJJackson]

I think she may have asked me for a dollar so she could buy some chew'n tebakkee

[Jet23]

I think she may have asked me for a dollar so she could buy some chew'n tebakkee

Yeah, yeah, that's her. I was behind her in line at the Quickie Mart. She was trying to buy lottery tickets with food stamps...

[Ickey44]

I think she may have asked me for a dollar so she could buy some chew'n tebakkee

How does one chew without teeth?

[gregstephens]

I think she may have asked me for a dollar so she could buy some chew'n tebakkee

How does one chew without teeth?

Ever been to Hamilton, OH?

[DC_Bengals_Fan]

[HoosierCat]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7wW-qj2SY

[COB]

Hey, let's all call Tara ugly. (Then let's all recognize that everyone on this board would fall all over her if she gave us the time of day)

Seriously, that body is happening, and her face is nothing a few beers wouldn't straighten out. So here's my plan, I'll call it the Tara Gambit. If I run into her I'll -

1. Get her drunk out of her mind so I start looking good to her.

2. Get half smashed myself so she suddenly starts looking like Megan Fox.

3. Endure probably like 2 hours of her talking about her hair, her mom, her nails, her crappy job, or whatever she wants to throw at me. I'm committed.

4. Pour a couple more margharitas down her in case she's starting to sober up.

5. Take her home, get her naked, drool all over her for about 15 minutes, then hop on and give her the best 27 seconds of her life.

Hey Tara, call me!

[Ickey44]

I think she may have asked me for a dollar so she could buy some chew'n tebakkee

How does one chew without teeth?

Ever been to Hamilton, OH?

Once, at night. I didn't really see anything and didn't try to either.

[DC_Bengals_Fan]

Hey, let's all call Tara ugly. (Then let's all recognize that everyone on this board would fall all over her if she gave us the time of day)

Sorry, man, last time I saw a lady look like that...let's just say there was a little too much Adam's apple.

Gives new meaning to the "tuck" rule.