gregstephens Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 ...there is no way that you came from my loins.(five bonus points for naming that movie). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekshank Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Those are football players? Why are they such sensitive prima donna pu**ies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 I always though Borgman nailed it perfectly with that cartoon of a ghostly Paul Brown hovering over PBS and thinking: "I wonder how much un-naming rights cost?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Smokey and the Bandit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesperateDerelict Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 ....uh, St. Pete? Una cerveza mos, per favor! Make it a Guinness this time, Buddy! For the 5 bonus points, my best guesses were:1) Star Wars VI (Darth Vader to Luke)2) The Bells of St Mary's (Bing as Fr. O'Malley to 2nd grade class)3) The George W Bush Story (obvious) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidge Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Just outlive Art Modell, dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted December 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Smokey and the Bandit'Give that man a cheroot' (five more points for naming what tv show THAT'S from). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted December 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Just outlive Art Modell, dickhead.All good responses, but this is my favorite thusly. Well played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 Paul Brown looks down from heaven and says, "F*CK" !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 ...The best part of you ran down your mama's leg and left a stain on the mattress! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rwalling Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 "This is my f*&ked up son, in whom I am NOT pleased." (little scripture reference for your spiritual growth) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richmond_mat Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 I should have sold the team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet23 Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 Hire a GM you little b*stard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 "This is my f*&ked up son, in whom I am NOT pleased." (little scripture reference for your spiritual growth)Scripture reference ?? The word "F*cked" is in scripture ?? Kidding... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rwalling Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 "This is my f*&ked up son, in whom I am NOT pleased." (little scripture reference for your spiritual growth)Scripture reference ?? The word "F*cked" is in scripture ?? Kidding...Okay, so it was a paraphrase. I just earned myself 100 years in purgatory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 It's ok, I found it amusing, so I guess I'll be joining you for that 100 years !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 I've been thinking about this topic, and it occurred to me Paul Brown may have something to say to someone we never thought of...we Bengals fans.He knows he's dead, and can't control what his halfwit son and clueless family is doing with his team, so he looks at us, the live fans of the Cincinnati Bengals, and watches us year after year continue to purchase season tickets and attend games. Buy team gear and over priced beer at the stadium that we short sighted fans also paid for.And for what? An opportunity to watch this poor excuse for a professional football team!?! Mike Brown can make the lame claim of "bad luck" year after year, but we are not obliged to believe him. He is feeble minded. It's obvious to anyone. For we fans to continue to support his illness lays the blame at our feet.We bought the season tickets, hats, jerseys, hot dogs and beers during the '90's, and today in 2008 we are reaping what we sowed.It's not Mike. It us. We enabled him to continue what he is doing today. IMHO the only way to stop this freight train to hell is to stop supporting the team. Stop attending games. Do not renew your season tickets.The only thing he feels is his wallet. Kick him there hard enough, and he may start paying attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlainThePain Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Arnold Schwarzenegger is governor of California? I've got to check on Earth more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjakq27 Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 I've been thinking about this topic, and it occurred to me Paul Brown may have something to say to someone we never thought of...we Bengals fans.He knows he's dead, and can't control what his halfwit son and clueless family is doing with his team, so he looks at us, the live fans of the Cincinnati Bengals, and watches us year after year continue to purchase season tickets and attend games. Buy team gear and over priced beer at the stadium that we short sighted fans also paid for.And for what? An opportunity to watch this poor excuse for a professional football team!?! Mike Brown can make the lame claim of "bad luck" year after year, but we are not obliged to believe him. He is feeble minded. It's obvious to anyone. For we fans to continue to support his illness lays the blame at our feet.We bought the season tickets, hats, jerseys, hot dogs and beers during the '90's, and today in 2008 we are reaping what we sowed.It's not Mike. It us. We enabled him to continue what he is doing today. IMHO the only way to stop this freight train to hell is to stop supporting the team. Stop attending games. Do not renew your season tickets.The only thing he feels is his wallet. Kick him there hard enough, and he may start paying attention.Themes, Bill. It's always about themes with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 I've been thinking about this topic, and it occurred to me Paul Brown may have something to say to someone we never thought of...we Bengals fans.He knows he's dead, and can't control what his halfwit son and clueless family is doing with his team, so he looks at us, the live fans of the Cincinnati Bengals, and watches us year after year continue to purchase season tickets and attend games. Buy team gear and over priced beer at the stadium that we short sighted fans also paid for.And for what? An opportunity to watch this poor excuse for a professional football team!?! Mike Brown can make the lame claim of "bad luck" year after year, but we are not obliged to believe him. He is feeble minded. It's obvious to anyone. For we fans to continue to support his illness lays the blame at our feet.We bought the season tickets, hats, jerseys, hot dogs and beers during the '90's, and today in 2008 we are reaping what we sowed.It's not Mike. It us. We enabled him to continue what he is doing today. IMHO the only way to stop this freight train to hell is to stop supporting the team. Stop attending games. Do not renew your season tickets.The only thing he feels is his wallet. Kick him there hard enough, and he may start paying attention.Themes, Bill. It's always about themes with you.And here I thought it was always about boobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 IMHO the only way to stop this freight train to hellI really injoyed that one. And speaking of hell, wouldn't spending eternity watching your beloved son fail the job you created for him mean Paul is actually someplace other than heaven? If Paul is in heaven, I hope he's looking down and sees a "version" of the world crafted by God for Paul's eyes only. So in that world, Paul is looking down and saying, "17 straight Super Bowl wins, and now they suspend the "retired" requirement in Canton just to get Mike in the Hall of Fame as soon as possible. My God, he's a true football genius. And look, there's another state championship for Massilon. Amazing how that same bus keeps running over that internet message board poster named 'Shula Steakhouse'. He recovers from one mangling, walks out of the hospital, and gets immediately run over by the same bus. Pity."Back to reality. And your point is well taken Billy. With his last interview, (All is well, no changes needed, it's just bad luck), Mike is pretty much daring the fans to stay away. It's as if he's saying, I'll treat you any way I want, and you'll just take it because you don't have the guts to walk away. Screw the walkouts, I'd like to see an organized "stay away" at the last home game of the '08 season. Play an NFL game in front of about 2000 fans in PBS, and Mike would notice that. So would the NFL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat1975 Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 I've been thinking about this topic, and it occurred to me Paul Brown may have something to say to someone we never thought of...we Bengals fans.He knows he's dead, and can't control what his halfwit son and clueless family is doing with his team, so he looks at us, the live fans of the Cincinnati Bengals, and watches us year after year continue to purchase season tickets and attend games. Buy team gear and over priced beer at the stadium that we short sighted fans also paid for.And for what? An opportunity to watch this poor excuse for a professional football team!?! Mike Brown can make the lame claim of "bad luck" year after year, but we are not obliged to believe him. He is feeble minded. It's obvious to anyone. For we fans to continue to support his illness lays the blame at our feet.We bought the season tickets, hats, jerseys, hot dogs and beers during the '90's, and today in 2008 we are reaping what we sowed.It's not Mike. It us. We enabled him to continue what he is doing today. IMHO the only way to stop this freight train to hell is to stop supporting the team. Stop attending games. Do not renew your season tickets.The only thing he feels is his wallet. Kick him there hard enough, and he may start paying attention.Revenue sharing makes local protest pretty much pointless.From the NFL's perspective, the ideal NFL whipping boys would be small market whipping boys, so don't expect any pressure from the NFL.Other NFL Owners might start to get annoyed if PBS was empty for a few years. But all they can do is treat Mike Brown like crap and make fun of him at the owners meetings, which they already do anyway. Mike Brown's Bengals are a shining example of why socialism does not work. There will always be some jackass there to mooch off of the hard workers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 But all they can do is treat Mike Brown like crap and make fun of him at the owners meetings, which they already do anyway.Remember the time the other owners told Mike they were all going to enjoy the services of a hooker? They then went out to a house in the country, and while there a huge crazed dude with a machete kicked in the door screaming that they were messing with his wife. Then Mike ran down the road naked after he fled the house until the cops picked him up? Man, that was a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted December 13, 2008 Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 IMHO the only way to stop this freight train to hellI really injoyed that one. And speaking of hell, wouldn't spending eternity watching your beloved son fail the job you created for him mean Paul is actually someplace other than heaven? Good point. I suppose Paul Brown is now hells equivalent of the greeter at WalMart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted December 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2008 IMHO the only way to stop this freight train to hellI really injoyed that one. And speaking of hell, wouldn't spending eternity watching your beloved son fail the job you created for him mean Paul is actually someplace other than heaven? Good point. I suppose Paul Brown is now hells equivalent of the greeter at WalMart."Welcome to Wal-Mart. Now get your sh*t and get out!"--Jeff Dunham's Walter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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