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It fits SoP's role as "Redeemer of Men" to a T.

I'd laugh this off but it is an interesting idea, the merits and perils of which serve as a needed distraction from the cold reality that this is currently a very bad football team in every facet of the game.

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It fits SoP's role as "Redeemer of Men" to a T.

I'd laugh this off but it is an interesting idea, the merits and perils of which serve as a needed distraction from the cold reality that this is currently a very bad football team in every facet of the game.

Shoot bring him in as a backup QB slash RB. The guy is better than almost any other RB the Bengals have on the roster right now. If anyone is afraid he might not be in playing shape, Marvin can go buy some dobermans and have them chase Vick around for the first half of training camp...he'll get in shape pretty fast!

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Goodell would go spastic. He'd probably just nuke Cincy.

Plus a QB with zero accuracy is about as useful as a tits on a bull.

I don't know why people say Vick is inaccurate. He's got a better rating then most the starting QB's in the league. The problem with Vick was they were the Atlanta Vick's, No O-line, No WR, just Vick and Crumpler. I could gaurentee if you put Vick on the Pats or Colts they'll win the Super Bowl every year.

I'm not looking forward to playing against possibly Vick and the Bucs or Vick and the Vikings.

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Why don't we just bring back Odell Thurman instead, eh Thurmanat....err.....JungleD?

When is Rae Carruth getting out? We could use him too, right?

What about that safety from the Chargers who was caught dealing/transporting drugs? He's available, right?

Can't you see the transitions? From Thurmanation...to Jungle D...to The Vick-Pound.....

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Goodell would go spastic. He'd probably just nuke Cincy.

Plus a QB with zero accuracy is about as useful as a tits on a bull.

I don't know why people say Vick is inaccurate. He's got a better rating then most the starting QB's in the league. The problem with Vick was they were the Atlanta Vick's, No O-line, No WR, just Vick and Crumpler. I could gaurentee if you put Vick on the Pats or Colts they'll win the Super Bowl every year.

I'm not looking forward to playing against possibly Vick and the Bucs or Vick and the Vikings.

He has a big arm. His running ability has meant that he's never needed to really get his accuracy down. Accuracy is a necessity for most QBs. He, however, can just tuck it and run if he doesn't have a wide open receiver. You gain a little, lose a little I guess.

No doubt his team wasn't the greatest but all that does is reaffirm his decision to run rather try and QB a team. Reinforces bad habits, imo.

This doesn't even mention the fact that he's shown such poor poor judgement. With this team's recent history, it would be better if he sought redemption somewhere else.

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Goodell would go spastic. He'd probably just nuke Cincy.

Plus a QB with zero accuracy is about as useful as a tits on a bull.

I don't know why people say Vick is inaccurate. He's got a better rating then most the starting QB's in the league. The problem with Vick was they were the Atlanta Vick's, No O-line, No WR, just Vick and Crumpler. I could gaurentee if you put Vick on the Pats or Colts they'll win the Super Bowl every year.

I'm not looking forward to playing against possibly Vick and the Bucs or Vick and the Vikings.

Matt Ryan is having a near Pro-Bowl year with those receivers you say can't catch. Vick made things happen with his legs. He can't read a defense and while he has a cannon of an arm, his accuracy did (and prolly still does) suck.

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Vick would be awesome with the Bengals. They could get him 12-15 touches a game in the wildcat offense or just line him up as a running back.

I know he abused dogs and I'm not defending that but he paid his price to society. Many players have participated in cock fighting and nobody cares. It is legal in some states. If the response to that is "It is legal, there", then ask yourself if this is a crime issue or a animal issue. If this is a crime issue, he paid his debt...move on. If it is an animal issue, we could find many others to beat up.

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