Stripes

Vegas hasn't moved the line at all. They're unimpressed.

Joe Flacco drained my steak nuggets.

Unibrows across Cincinnati in solidarity.

…him? Well. Okay. I’ll give it a chance.

This was a winnable game with a sane amount of ball security. Can’t imagine how one might address that problem. Aliens may have left clues in the pyramids.

That miniature dead cat bounce in the 4th quarter is going to do damage .

16 points total in over 2.5 Browning starts. Let’s run it back next week.

Ryan Rehkow is a touchback machine.

Yeah, the defense is fine today. Frankly, the offense might even be fine. This is just about Jake Browning (and Zac Taylor for continuing to trot him out there).

Zac Taylor calls plays with the urgency of a 70 year old librarian looking up a book in the Dewey Decimal index.

How can you expect a team to believe in the program when you allow a backup QB to throw 37 picks in three games without benching him? How do players believe you are desperate to win?

Get him out. Get him out. Get him out. Get him out. Get him out. Get him out. Get him out. Get him out. Get him out. Get him out. Get him out. Get him out. Get him out. Get him out. Get him out.

Decent flashes from Knight

Rehkow sucks.

Samaje Perine is our best player.

That was such an obvious challenge. Snap the ball you fucking clowns.

Still fucken Browning.

Seriously. Compare this guy to McVay or Shanahan or O’Connell when they’re working with bad QBs.

Apparently Rypien is the #2 today. Whatever. Him, then.

Mike White is the hero we deserve.

I am now leaving Jake Browning streaks on the top of my Buffalo Wild Wings table. Onlookers are horrified.

Defense is cooking a little bit. Precious babies. Unfortunately, the opposing team already scored points, so the lead is insurmountable.

What does it mean when Myles Murphy tackles a QB behind the line of scrimmage? I don’t think that’s supposed to happen.

I think he’s capable edge rusher depth, but only when he’s used for, well, edge rushing. So let’s make him a glorified safety.

We know three things. 1) This is football. 2) Jake Browning’s name contains “Brown”. 3) Jake Browning is bad at football. Accordingly, I believe we are required by law to make poop jokes. Jake has me browning my underwear. The custodian at Buffalo Wild Wings will be upset at the browning Jake had caused me to perform upon the bathroom stall walls.