Spain Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 I would tell him to have Boomer and Wyche teach him that bad ass play fake, What would you advise him to do Bengaldom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 Well in answer to your question per se', it would have to be: (for a guy) Wear a rubber. For a girl it would have to be: Make him wear a rubber. At least at first! But use some kind of birth control unless you are actually trying to procreate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom69 Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 lol lol thats great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLBurn Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 My advice would be to make sure your post makes sense before clicking the add post button.If you could give one piece of advice to who? Palmer? Akili? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reimersfan88 Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 I always hated wearing rubbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcat Bengal Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 I always hated wearing rubbers. I dunno....I think I would hate going to the clinic and finding out I had a STD shredding my balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jditty47 Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 i hate wearing them too, but some bitches are just too risky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sox Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 I hate em' to,but I never really minded my feet getting wet.Now,wearing a condom,that sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalNation1281 Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 I f**kin' hate wearing rubbers!!! But I love not having babies that I can't afford to feed and clothe.Anyways, this post makes zero sense. What kind of advice are we giving? Who are we giving it to? I guess my advice would be: If you ever get a glass of Mountain Dew that smells suspiciously like urine, don't drink it. It's probably urine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshfan Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 My advice is that its not how many breaths you take in a lifetime but its how many things that take your breath away that really matters.. Live life like you are dying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Next_Big_Thing Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 My advise would be USE THE f**kIN SPELLCHECK BUTTON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not-another Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 Just because you wear a condom doesnt mean your safe. I have a friend that whens she and a guy is about ready to knock boots she pokes holes in the condom. Back to advice, mine would be never eat yellow snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ox Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 Just because you wear a condom doesnt mean your safe. I have a friend that whens she and a guy is about ready to knock boots she pokes holes in the condom. Back to advice, mine would be never eat yellow snow. Wow, sounds like your friend dates some of my frat brothers back at UK. Tell her to cut that sh*t out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcat Bengal Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 My advice is that its not how many breaths you take in a lifetime but its how many things that take your breath away that really matters.. Live life like you are dying... So.....are you saying to go 'raw dog'?and this is to not-another....how the f**k does she get a chance to poke holes in the condom? I dunno about anyone else but my s**t goes straight from the package on to my member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jditty47 Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 yep. u gotta be f'in stupid. and my tip is to all guys, regardless if u have a condom on or not, do not, and i repeat do not leave the mother f'er inside of her when you finish. i know i know it feels awesome, but unless u are married, PULL OUT FOR GODSAKE. at least thats what ive learned...couple close calls and all.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ29 Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 I would tell him to have Boomer and Wyche teach him that bad ass play fake, What would you advise him to do Bengaldom?What in the living crap are you talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcat Bengal Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 I would tell him to have Boomer and Wyche teach him that bad ass play fake, What would you advise him to do Bengaldom?What in the living crap are you talking about? That's just Spain.....incoherent posts are the norm for the guy.Let's see.....it wouldn't even sound right me giving anyone advice, seeing how my life is in a complete disarray, but................. Uh........ Hows about...make sure you get a internship while you're in college? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jditty47 Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 not getting an internship f**ked my career up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not-another Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 My advice is that its not how many breaths you take in a lifetime but its how many things that take your breath away that really matters.. Live life like you are dying...So.....are you saying to go 'raw dog'?and this is to not-another....how the f**k does she get a chance to poke holes in the condom? I dunno about anyone else but my s**t goes straight from the package on to my member. Very carefully, my dear. Very carefully.Well, it's not rocket science. All you do is find a guy strung out of his head, and have the condom prepared. Even if the guy is not drunk or high or retarded, it's one of those "heat of the moments". And not all condoms have to be worn by guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jditty47 Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 those women condoms are even worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 Just because you wear a condom doesnt mean your safe. I have a friend that whens she and a guy is about ready to knock boots she pokes holes in the condom. You have to be kidding me! The BITCH! Okay guy's. In light of this little tidbit of condom poking news from the "girls camp" that "not another" just let us in on, my advice has changed. Have absolutely NO intercourse with a girl/woman EVER, unless your already married to her and you're totally screwed anyway. Instead...recite this following limmerick to her:"Open your mouth, and close your eyes, and you will get, a BIG surprise!!" If you don't know what to do now boys, you don't deserve a "Slurpie" anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jditty47 Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 wowzers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richmond_mat Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 This has to be the weirdest thread in awhile. The topic has me thinking, especially in light of not-another's news, that a motto of"Trust no one" might be a good piece of advice. You are born alone and will die alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcat Bengal Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 This has to be the weirdest thread in awhile. The topic has me thinking, especially in light of not-another's news, that a motto of"Trust no one" might be a good piece of advice. You are born alone and will die alone. 'Born alone, die alone, no matter who your man's is/Hope he live long enough to tell it to his grandkids/"MF Doom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkendall Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 My advice is that its not how many breaths you take in a lifetime but its how many things that take your breath away that really matters.. Live life like you are dying...So.....are you saying to go 'raw dog'?and this is to not-another....how the f**k does she get a chance to poke holes in the condom? I dunno about anyone else but my s**t goes straight from the package on to my member. You put s**t on your member? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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