Week 17: Broncos @ Bengals

[TJJackson]

Army, Mac was not Money even well before his injury, so I think we'll see serious camp competition brought in for 2025

I see York clearing out his locker before taking a one-way flight after our final game, even if it is the Superbowl *laff*

[COB]

After the Browns restructured DeShaun Watson’s contract on Wednesday, assuring he’ll be on the roster two more years, Stefanski tripled his already high dosage of antidepressants.  He’s a complete fucking zombie out there.

[HoosierCat]

6 minutes ago, TJJackson said:

Army, Mac was not Money even well before his injury, so I think we'll see serious camp competition brought in for 2025

I see York clearing out his locker before taking a one-way flight after our final game, even if it is the Superbowl *laff*

Evan isn’t going anywhere. Adomitis OTOH…York’s miss was another bad snap. Glasgow has been pointing this out all year. The kickers aren’t the issue.

Don’t be surprised if you hear the name Jeremy Crenshaw called for the Bengals on day 3.

[HoosierCat]

9 minutes ago, COB said:

After the Browns restructured DeShaun Watson’s contract on Wednesday, assuring he’ll be on the roster two more years, Stefanski tripled his already high dosage of antidepressants.  He’s a complete fucking zombie out there.

Wait, what, I missed this, they dragged this disaster out even longer?

(checks news) Ah I see gives them an out after next season. 

[ArmyBengal]

They should have just paid Watson and sent him home. Yet another instance of the Browns needing to move on from another costly mistake.

Hey, remember all the discussion about it’s wrong other teams aren’t giving guaranteed contracts ??

Yeah about that.

[HoosierCat]

Clowns gonna clown…13-3 Fins.

[ArmyBengal]

Can we hope for a miracle and we get the Aaron Rodgers of MVP years to beat the Dolphins next week??

At least they are playing in New York.
Not that it means that much for the Jets.

Fuck you Browns !!

[Stripes]

Refs are clueless as ever in this Miami/Cleveland game.

[COB]

36 minutes ago, HoosierCat said:

Wait, what, I missed this, they dragged this disaster out even longer?

(checks news) Ah I see gives them an out after next season. 

They wish.  It pushed cap damage out but they’re still stuck with him for the ‘25 and the ‘26 season.

[HoosierCat]

Clowns suck

[ArmyBengal]

The Browns just can’t help themselves.

Stupid is as stupid does.

[COB]

Browns need a td and a FG.  4th on the 3.  They don’t bother to get the points, they go for it all.  

[Stripes]

Doesn't matter, DTR can't do anything. Gonna be relying on the Jets next week.

[COB]

Jimmy Haslam is the worst owner in sports.  Long live Jimmy Haslam.

[COB]

Miami is 1 for 9 on third down.  But that’s still good enough to have a 10 point lead over the Browns.

[COB]

Great field position for the Browns!  Can they take advantage?

[HoosierCat]

2 minutes ago, COB said:

Great field position for the Browns!  Can they take advantage?

lol no

[Stripes]

DTR's body language is yikes. It looks like he's about to cry.

[COB]

No they can’t!  It’s 3rd and 27!

[COB]

DTR won’t even look at the sidelines.  It’s Bailey Zappe time!  (At least it should be)

[Stripes]

If they have Bailey Zappe then he should have been in the game a while ago. He has proven much more than DTR. Granted, they don't really want to win.

[COB]

New help wanted ad on the Browns website:

” Wanted: Psychiatrist to fill the role of team counselor for pro sports team.  Extensive experience treating suicide ideation required.”

[Stripes]

"Wanted: Homeless man to fill the role of collegiate quarterback scout. Office space available on exhaust grates. Bicycle skills required for frequent trips to the Akron Zips football stadium."

[COB]

Dear Myles Garrett, give me a quick phone call when you get a moment.

Signed, Joe Thomas

[HoosierCat]

Intentional grounding on a screen because the receiver ran the wrong way.

I mean it’s a LITERAL clown show.