Week 1: Patriots @ Bengals

[ArmyBengal]

Yeah, I think he plays as well.  Can't see him not taking the field for the home opener.
I think things would get ugly from that point.

Again, no stress from me.

[COB]

I’ll try to watch this game, but I’m somewhat nauseous after watching the pregame which was a bunch of grown men slobbering all over Patrick Mahomes.  If Mahomes doesn’t walk on water and cure cancer during this game, he’ll fail to live up to the expectations these announcers created.

[COB]

Travis Kelce had a rough offseason, looks like he gained 15 lbs and lost 15 IQ points.

[COB]

Collinsworth shows up, I turned off my sound so I don’t know what he’s saying.  Wait, I actually do know what he’s saying.

[Stripes]

Well we have a game tonight.

Let’s go giant meteor.

[HoosierCat]

59 minutes ago, COB said:

Collinsworth shows up, I turned off my sound so I don’t know what he’s saying.  Wait, I actually do know what he’s saying.

I just tuned in, missed Q1 because of the rain delay, first thing I heard was Collinworth and it was instant nails on a chalkboard.

[HoosierCat]

Kelce caught a pass and there was no Taylor Swift reaction shot, fukking bullshit!

[HoosierCat]

Ok he catches another pass and we get Tay Tay, better nbc!

[HoosierCat]

Oh thanks cob for the thread down on the nfl board. Just merged it here since there’s like five of us and no one looks anyplace but here lol.

[HoosierCat]

Ravens suck

[HoosierCat]

Mahomes also sucks

[COB]

I fell asleep.  I’m awake again!

[COB]

Just in time for a million ads at halftime.  

[Stripes]

Lamar is getting hit often. And the Ravens offensive line looks like crap with three new starters.

[HoosierCat]

2 minutes ago, Stripes said:

Lamar is getting hit often. And the Ravens offensive line looks like crap with three new starters.

True but he’s running like a mofo too. Gotta spy him every play.

[HoosierCat]

Bs roughing call

[HoosierCat]

Perine gets 10…

[COB]

I need to see the unaffiliated neurotrauma consultant.

[HoosierCat]

Perine might have gone all the way there if the KC oline had held up a second longer

[HoosierCat]

1 minute ago, COB said:

I need to see the unaffiliated neurotrauma consultant.

Dude you’re a bengals fan. Brain damage is assumed,

[COB]

Ravens just got royally screwed on a holding call.  WWNFL strikes again!

[COB]

Bizarre run by Likely there.  Starting and stopping, faking guys out in a phone booth.

[HoosierCat]

JFC just hand them a score

[Stripes]

Haha suck it Baltimore 

[HoosierCat]

Ha ha suck it baltimore