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Urban Meyer in Bad Decline


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This dude is in a negative media maelstrom the likes of which shows up about once a season.  
 

It doesn’t matter what he does, he’s getting dragged.  The WFT owner was kind of the whipping boy du jour, but Urban has replaced him.  Dude’s about one minute away from popping his almost always popped collar, faking a migraine, and strolling out of town with 30 million or whatever his buyout is.  
 

Which leads me to the point of this post.  Shad Kahn needs a respectable coach.  Someone who will aim not for the Super Bowl, but borderline respectability.  Someone who will bring in vets who will give 85% effort and keep their mouths shut.  Someone who will tell his players to “be a pro!”

Yep, Marvin Lewis should be the next coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars.  He’ll get them to .500 in a year or two, then keep them there for as long as they want it.  Bonus - potential Andy/AJ Green reunion as they both milk the end of their careers for some easy cash.  Let’s Go!!

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Dude.... Urban Meyer has been a shit show, but it sure has been fun to watch.
My most recent favorite is him calling his assistant coaches a "Bunch of Losers".
Oh man, that's just priceless !!

No worries about the WFT either, because that shit is about to go nuclear.
It's going to be fun to watch not only the train derail, but tumble down a cliff and explode in an epic fashion.
It's going to be a grab your popcorn event !!

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It really was the best sideshow in the NFL.  Woke up this morning and discover that it’s all over, Urban fired.  They’ll fight over that buyout number, the kicking his players thing undoubtedly triggered some clause somewhere.  
 

Now Dan Snyder needs to immediately hire Urban Meyer as HC of the WFT.  Nostradamus predicted this.

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On 12/15/2021 at 9:40 AM, COB said:

This dude is in a negative media maelstrom the likes of which shows up about once a season.  
 

It doesn’t matter what he does, he’s getting dragged.  The WFT owner was kind of the whipping boy du jour, but Urban has replaced him.  Dude’s about one minute away from popping his almost always popped collar, faking a migraine, and strolling out of town with 30 million or whatever his buyout is.  
 

Which leads me to the point of this post.  Shad Kahn needs a respectable coach.  Someone who will aim not for the Super Bowl, but borderline respectability.  Someone who will bring in vets who will give 85% effort and keep their mouths shut.  Someone who will tell his players to “be a pro!”

Yep, Marvin Lewis should be the next coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars.  He’ll get them to .500 in a year or two, then keep them there for as long as they want it.  Bonus - potential Andy/AJ Green reunion as they both milk the end of their careers for some easy cash.  Let’s Go!!

Marvin Lewis would be excellent in Jacksonville.   Go show the clueless owner how to set up an organization a few years.  Then fire his ass because he can't win big games.

 

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On 1/10/2022 at 10:35 AM, HoosierCat said:

Yeah, Spielman is out in Minny too. Grier sticking in Miami though. That's a weird one. Flores got hosed.

Flores is one of those firings that everyone knows is coming and almost everyone thinks is bullshit. 

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