TJJackson Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 I had no idea that SoaG hates me nearly as much as I hate him :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted November 6 Author Report Share Posted November 6 “Buh gawd, at Dartmouth we didn’t call up Colgate and ask to trade players, we went right out and played with the guys we had! And great fellows they were! I remember old Trip Buffington, what a great lineman, linebacker, safety, tight end, placekicker, and emergency quarterback he was! We’ll be fine. Folks are loving coming down to the ol’ stadium on game day!” 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 That is one of the saddest thing I’ve seen written about the Bengals. While COB is always funny and there is humor in that statement, it’s 100% facts. God help us… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 In case I havent mentioned this before.......SoaG sucks big dead donkey balls Just like our new emperor president Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 "Golly gee willikers Pumpkin, our boys lost tonight despite all the time and effort talking about how good they were." "I mean what else are we suppose to do?" "What's that? Defensive players to help before the trade deadline? How could that help?" "I'll tell you what will bring the boys around, a silly hat day and free water for everyone." "I'm talking those expensive pointy paper party hats you see all the kids having fun wearing at birthday parties." "Whoever can beat me in a potato sack race, gets to keep their hat and wear it on the sideline of the next home game." "Yep, winning ways are coming soon I'll tell you." "Just wait and see pumpkin, just wait and see." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted November 12 Author Report Share Posted November 12 "The natives are getting restless again. Eh, happens every year. They deserve a special treat and I know just the thing. Those little cowboy monkeys that ride around at halftime on dogs. But the guy’s number is in that Franklin Planner from 1997. Eh, here it is, need to get into this closet... /adjusts elaborate series of trusses, attempts to bend over, falls into closet, unable to right self, begins yelling/ Rosa, Rosa, code orange, I repeat, code orange!'" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted Monday at 03:06 PM Author Report Share Posted Monday at 03:06 PM /Watches end of Chargers game/ “By god, we’re going to need the monkeys riding dogs for TWO halftime shows. TWO!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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