HoosierCat Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 Yes, it's membengal's favorite time of year again: time for new workout/training camp t-shirt slogans! Courtesy of Hobs, here's the first entry of 2014:When the Bengals show up for their first offseason workout session on Monday morning, they’ll be greeted by T-shirts in their lockers emblazoned with the words, “Challenge The Moment.”"Challenge the Moment" eh? Well, right now I'm looking at you, 8:48 a.m. CST. Kiss my a**, 8:48, you're going down! Whatcha gonna do about it, huh? Yeah, you just keep on ticking down, you're about done. And 8:49? You're next, mf'er! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyline Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 If I were the Bengals coach, my first year would be a blank t-shirt. Just solid orange. I'd love to see what the media would make of that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 Is that some sort of spin on "Seize the moment" ??There is so much they could do with that and always seem to come up with the most bland thoughts.Yeah, I would be good seeing plain orange t-shirts.This topic always stirs up some interesting conversations and thoughts for future t-shirts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
membengal Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 Sigh.Was just coming here to make my annual complaint.I guess "stop shitting the bed in big games" was too long? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted April 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 Looks like we're off to the races. Guys are starting to show up for workouts and in stampedes the media to provide your all-Dalton, all-the-time 27/7 coverage of Andy Dalton, Dalton's contract status and whether there will be competition for Dalton.The first day of the Bengals voluntary offseason began like the day last season ended. With Bengals quarterback Andy Dalton answering a million questions as the club gathered at Paul Brown Stadium Monday morning.Oh, thank gawd, because no one has said or written one single word about Andy all offseason! Dalton did say his side is comparing him with the first three years of other quarterbacks. It's an impressive list. He's one of five quarterbacks to make the playoffs in his first three seasons. He's also one of three quarterbacks (Peyton Manning, Cam Newton) to throw for 3,000 yards in each of their first three seasons.When asked who is the best comparison, Dalton laughed and said, “(Joe) Flacco, (Aaron) Rodgers, (Drew) Brees. Who else is up there? Matt Ryan.”Those are, of course, among the highest-paid quarterbacks. Well, I see this negotiation ought to be completed quickly. As for the May 8-10 NFL Draft, Dalton has heard the talk about the Bengals drafting a quarterback, but he says his understanding is they’re not looking to replace him with that draft pick.“From everything they’ve told me, they’re not bringing in anybody to compete,” Dalton said....aaaaand half the fan base just lit the pipe. And I thought this was already a long offseason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
membengal Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 Someone needs to give him my version of this season'a t-shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 Nothing that wasn't already expected.Best comparison ?? Really ?? What kind of f*cking question is that ?? What do they think he's going to say ?? Akili Smith ?? Some other scrub ??Go f*ck yourself.Come to think about it, THAT should be the t-shirt:"2014 Bengals: Go f*ck yourself" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walrus Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 Sigh.Was just coming here to make my annual complaint.I guess "stop shitting the bed in big games" was too long?I think "No Shit" works well on several levels... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 “From everything they’ve told me, they’re not bringing in anybody to compete,” Dalton said.And why would they, Golden Boy!? Per your agent, they've got the next Aaron Rogers/Drew Brees on their hands. Just sit back, and let the Super Bowls roll in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 With the big reveal of Andy's agent's negotiating strategy (side note to Andy's agent, you may want to shut your client up), the new t-shirt slogan should be, "Caution: Mike Brown may not be as stupid as he seems." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingwilly Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 How about:"Endeavor to Persevere" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted April 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 SportsDrone.com can easily generate many slogans, just cherry-pick a phrase from the results!Strength to Keep GoingDeliver the Winning MindsetPlay HardConnect Down the FieldCommand the Ball (ohh, I kinda like that one!)Put the Heat On Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 "Balls out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walrus Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 SportsDrone.com can easily generate many slogans, just cherry-pick a phrase from the results!Strength to Keep GoingDeliver the Winning MindsetPlay HardConnect Down the FieldCommand the Ball (ohh, I kinda like that one!)Put the Heat OnI'm pretty sure you've cracked the code. Marvin must have this page bookmarked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted April 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 "Balls out" :lmao:/>YES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 That was for you Hoosier.Something like:"Cincinnati Bengals 2014: We go balls out" !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted April 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 Lapham has to be the first guy to get the shirt!A little note from rotoword:A.J. Green reported to Bengals offseason workouts "6-10 pounds heavier" than his usual playing weight.Green "wanted a stronger upper body to be more physical." As Rotoworld guest writer Jonathan Bales has shown, added weight for wideouts has historically translated to superior red-zone production. So while it might concern us if a tailback was talking about adding weight, possibly costing him burst, we don't mind it at all for a player like Green. He weighed 211 at the 2011 Combine. Apr 21 - 2:41 PMSource: Joe Danneman on Twitter Good to hear. Green has always been a stick. A little more bulk up top should help him fight off corners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottishbengal Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 "Balls out" :lmao:/>/>In my house that's just the dress code ........ I prefer it that way ..........no wonder the mother-in-law doesn't like me :lol:/>/> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingwilly Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 A shirt for Andy:Throw to the guys in the orange striped helmets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cincyhokie Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 "Never stop striving for almost to the top" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted April 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Sigh.Was just coming here to make my annual complaint.I guess "stop shitting the bed in big games" was too long?How about this?Hey, it has the virtue of being a goal we know they can achieve! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
membengal Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 Maybe they should have gone with "prime time and playoff games are scary!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 How about:"Endeavor to Persevere"NO! Lone Watie lost 4 playoff games and couldn't throw a 20 yard out pattern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cincyhokie Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 "In it to maybe win it...as long as everything goes according to our plan. We hope."I imagine the text can start in the front and wrap around the back. It would give them a more complete honest look, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walrus Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 "This tshirt just sucked up our last bit of salary cap" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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