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I want to get a Geno Atkins jersey, but can't due to my lengthy jinx history. Here's the year I got the jersey and what happened shortly after.

Ken Anderson 1982 - Keith Gary ripped his head off

Boomer Esiason 1989 - Hurt shoulder, and got traded

Jeff Blake and Dan Wilkenson 1995 - The Cover two was invented and Dan was a bust

Peter Warrick 2002 - Some crazy cracked bone in leg and a degenerative knee issue

Chad Johnson 2007 - Chad lost his mind. That offseason was the beginning of the end for Chad when he started demanding trade

Terrel Owens 2010 - I knew this was trouble when I 1st got it, but I was trying to be optimistic. That year was the most frustrating year in the Marvin era.

So I wanted to apologize to all my fellow Bengal fans, and wanted to assure you I will never buy any current players jersey. Consider yourself lucky if you get to own a AJ Green or Geno jersey.

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Considering your past and the playoff teams, might I invite you to purchase any of the opposing teams QB's jersey ??

No need to wear it, as it sounds like the purchase itself on your part just might do the trick !!!

Funny stuff...

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