Dissapointing BenGal tryout...

[GapControl]

Have to say I am pretty disappointed with the BenGals tryout pics this year:

There was one set of very BIG diamonds in the rough though....

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[Sea Ray]

I think they ought to do a blood test on Ashley F to see if she has a Y chromosome

[COB]

Holy s**t! This lineup is a hate crime against men. If you don't have the intestinal fortitude to make it through the horror show that is the Ben-Gals tryouts thumbs, I'll summarize.

Pictures 1-10. Horrific she-males gyrate and cavort about in a manner that will leave you physically ill. Resist the urge to hurt yourself.

Pictures 11-18. Slight glimmer of hope. A 6 in a homemade leotard makes you think something tolerable could be coming. But they're just setting you up for...

Pictures 19-36. You now know they aren't fooling anyone. They've thrown Phyllis Diller wigs on ArmyBengal and Bengalszone Billy and put their pictures on the internet as some sort of psycholigical black ops against a terrorist organization that frequents Bengals websites. Operation successful, the terrorists committ mass suicide after viewing the Ben-Gals latest recruits. America is saved.

In short, half these broads would be chased into a castle then surrounded by villagers wielding scythes and pitchforks, the other half would then be harnessed to a hay wagon to lead the final flaming assault on the aforementioned castle.

[ArmyBengal]

They've thrown Phyllis Diller wigs on ArmyBengal and Bengalszone Billy and put their pictures on the internet as some sort of psychological black ops against a terrorist organization that frequents Bengals websites.

HEY !!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT ??

I mean Billy and I trained really hard for that mission !! Do you even know how hard it is to move like Phyllis Diller ??

That sh*t ain't easy, i'll tell you now. Show some respect !!!

[TJJackson]

I tried to figure out that one (err.....two?) that, uhm, measured up to Billy's standards

I failed

Do tell, Billy

[BengalszoneBilly]

I tried to figure out that one (err.....two?) that, uhm, measured up to Billy's standards

I failed

Do tell, Billy

I never commented on their limited chance on Boobiemiester approval. That was Gap Control.

[DC_Bengals_Fan]

Another banner year for Team Butterface. Yeee-ikes.

Seriously, is it impossible to get even remotely attractive women? All they have to do is hit some of the local clubs and find 20 women who are actually attractive, can sort of dance, and (as Sea Ray says) have an even number of X chromosomes. Also, titties.

I have to give a warning on slide 9. That's the worst case of mooseknuckle I've ever seen. At least I hope....

[GapControl]

I tried to figure out that one (err.....two?) that, uhm, measured up to Billy's standards

I failed

Do tell, Billy

I never commented on their limited chance on Boobiemiester approval. That was Gap Control.

les

I toughed it out and went back through the slides... Number 16, Ashley C. , is who i originally referred to. I was being too optimistic. She isn't a diamond in the rough, she's just less rough than the others

[DC_Bengals_Fan]

I toughed it out and went back through the slides... Number 16, Ashley C. , is who i originally referred to. I was being too optimistic. She isn't a diamond in the rough, she's just less rough than the others

Clearly the best of a rough lot, though I think she's benefiting from the tight-bra-squeeze-boob effect, always helps. I'm just impressed you got past slide 15 on the way through, that was some scary stuff.

Perhaps Mikey's strategy is to simply use the Ben-gals to frighten the other team, ensuring a home field advantage. Or perhaps Katie wanted to guarantee she was the most attractive woman employed by the Bengals now that Ochocinco has left. Either way, we deserve better.

[BengalszoneBilly]

I toughed it out and went back through the slides... Number 16, Ashley C. , is who i originally referred to. I was being too optimistic. She isn't a diamond in the rough, she's just less rough than the others

Clearly the best of a rough lot, though I think she's benefiting from the tight-bra-squeeze-boob effect, always helps. I'm just impressed you got past slide 15 on the way through, that was some scary stuff.

Perhaps Mikey's strategy is to simply use the Ben-gals to frighten the other team, ensuring a home field advantage. Or perhaps Katie wanted to guarantee she was the most attractive woman employed by the Bengals now that Ochocinco has left. Either way, we deserve better.

Personally guys I have little concern if the BenGals are the fugliest bunch of cheerleaders in the NFL. It's not like this hasn't been the standard for a long time.

[GapControl]

cheese- i think you hit the nail on the head there... Katie is behind this.

billy- i was feeling a lot better about the girls last year when i went to see the preseason game with Cam Newton. I had high hopes that we had finally turned the corner.

[TJJackson]

I tried to figure out that one (err.....two?) that, uhm, measured up to Billy's standards

I failed

Do tell, Billy

I never commented on their limited chance on Boobiemiester approval. That was Gap Control.

Err sorry. I guess I assume any opening statement about boobs had to have come from you :-)

[volcom69]

Another banner year for Team Butterface. Yeee-ikes.

Seriously, is it impossible to get even remotely attractive women? All they have to do is hit some of the local clubs and find 20 women who are actually attractive, can sort of dance, and (as Sea Ray says) have an even number of X chromosomes. Also, titties.

I have to give a warning on slide 9. That's the worst case of mooseknuckle I've ever seen. At least I hope....

It's either moose knuckle or her bush is like a bad 1970s porn!

[skyline]

I toughed it out and went back through the slides... Number 16, Ashley C. , is who i originally referred to. I was being too optimistic. She isn't a diamond in the rough, she's just less rough than the others

Clearly the best of a rough lot, though I think she's benefiting from the tight-bra-squeeze-boob effect, always helps. I'm just impressed you got past slide 15 on the way through, that was some scary stuff.

Perhaps Mikey's strategy is to simply use the Ben-gals to frighten the other team, ensuring a home field advantage. Or perhaps Katie wanted to guarantee she was the most attractive woman employed by the Bengals now that Ochocinco has left. Either way, we deserve better.

Personally guys I have little concern if the BenGals are the fugliest bunch of cheerleaders in the NFL. It's not like this hasn't been the standard for a long time.

Besides, adult women that still want to be cheerleaders? Something's not right there...

[cHaD711Johnson]

Ashley C #12 is definitely the one with the rack.

[Earendil]

23 and 34 weren't too bad.

[redsbengalsbucks]

I must have lower standards, 11, 12, 23 and 34 look OK to me.

[COB]

I must have lower standards, 11, 12, 23 and 34 look OK to me.

I refute what you just said.

[blueridge]

Wow. Its just slightly disconcerting to see guys on this message board, of all people,slagging on the appearance of the girls who auditioned to be Ben-Gals. Nudge nudge wink wink...what a bunch of idiots.

[cincyhokie]

Is this a good place to shamelessly plug my story about how I hooked up with a Ravens cheeleader a few times?

It's true. She wasn't the end all be all of cheerleaders but she would've come close to topping that atrocious gallery of pictures featured in this link.

I think she felt sorry for me because I was a Bengals fan. It was a very kind gesture of her and from that point on I could never dislike the Ravens.

[Passepartout]

Wished that I had a body like that. But for a 5'3" gal like me, that is impossible to say the least.

[jjakq27]

This is like watching American Idol and you wonder how or why someone close to them would allow them to do this when they have no business being there. The girl in white and the black girl are stone ugly.

Although the little blonde on page one has the right stuff.