Scout200 Posted June 10, 2011 Report Posted June 10, 2011 If you had the ability to purchase a team, what team would you buy? Would it be your favorite team or would it be a team that you want to work with and build up the current roster? What changes would you make? Quote
ArmyBengal Posted June 10, 2011 Report Posted June 10, 2011 Easiest question you've asked to this point.The Cincinnati Bengals...Why ?? Because I would have enough common sense to know to hire a GM to help me (an internet football smart guy) run the show. It would not only allow me to stay a little hands off and be a fan, it would immediately inspire an entire fanbase. It would be a new Cincinnati holiday forever to be remembered.Changes ?? Another easy one. Install a water fountain that spits out Hawaiian Punch like in the movie Mr. Deeds for my office and fire the entire medical staff and hire guys that actually seem to know something about, you know, medicine.That and a private box for Bengalszone members free for all of them. Quote
TJJackson Posted June 10, 2011 Report Posted June 10, 2011 and a private box for Bengalszone members free for all of them.....even Gizzle, Pushy, and, *gulp* Hair?I think I'd want to be a rainbow. No, no, wait.....ok....an ice cream truck. Quote
HoosierCat Posted June 11, 2011 Report Posted June 11, 2011 I would buy the Pittsburgh Steelers.And then I would sell them to Mike Brown for $1. Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted June 11, 2011 Report Posted June 11, 2011 That and a private box for Bengalszone members free for all of them.That private box better have some cocktail waitresses serving drinks in outfits that would make Hooters look tame! Quote
ArmyBengal Posted June 11, 2011 Report Posted June 11, 2011 Sh*t, especially for Hair. There are members here I would love to meet and Hair would definitely be one of them.No problem Billy, seeing as how the box would be for the members here, I would allow any and all suggestions.Knowing you, I would have already had this one covered. Quote
COB Posted June 11, 2011 Report Posted June 11, 2011 I would buy the Pittsburgh Steelers.And then I would sell them to Mike Brown for $1.F yes. Quote
BengalPimp Posted June 11, 2011 Report Posted June 11, 2011 Ideally, I would want an expansion team. I wouldnt want to clean up somebody else's mess.......If an expansion team isn't an option, I would buy the Bengals and relocate them to Los Angeles. Sorry fellas, but that's my home, and a MUCH bigger market and that equals bigger revenue and a more competetive team......I'd keep the name and stripes though......L.A. Bengals !!!!! Quote
BengalPimp Posted June 11, 2011 Report Posted June 11, 2011 Sh*t, especially for Hair. There are members here I would love to meet and Hair would definitely be one of them..........and in I walk..........Security: Can I see your ticket please?Me: I don't need no stinkin ticket, I'm with the Owner....now fetch me a drink!Make it happen Army Quote
Scout200 Posted June 14, 2011 Author Report Posted June 14, 2011 Easiest question you've asked to this point.The Cincinnati Bengals...Why ?? Because I would have enough common sense to know to hire a GM to help me (an internet football smart guy) run the show. It would not only allow me to stay a little hands off and be a fan, it would immediately inspire an entire fanbase. It would be a new Cincinnati holiday forever to be remembered.Changes ?? Another easy one. Install a water fountain that spits out Hawaiian Punch like in the movie Mr. Deeds for my office and fire the entire medical staff and hire guys that actually seem to know something about, you know, medicine.That and a private box for Bengalszone members free for all of them. truly awesome! Quote
HairOnFire Posted June 16, 2011 Report Posted June 16, 2011 and a private box for Bengalszone members free for all of them.....even Gizzle, Pushy, and, *gulp* Hair? Relax. I know you're worried if we ever meet I'll attempt to show my dominance over you by loudly demanding you drop whatever you're doing and quickly make me a ham sandwich. But of course I wouldn't do that. I'd ask politely. Quote
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