Chad: Cracked Rib

[HoosierCat]

85 tweets he came out of the game with a cracked rib. Says he expects to go Sunday tho.

[ArmyBengal]

Hope he's ok.

[HairOnFire]

I hope this won't prevent him from appearing on "Cake Boss" next Monday.

Or "Project Runway" on Tuesday.

Or "Cash Cab" on Wednesday.

Or "Growing Up Kardashian" on Thursday.

Variations on a theme, ehh?

Not sure how smart it is to tweet about a broken rib, either. It's the type of thing I might keep to myself or those on a need-to-know basis only. Whatever happened to rub a little dirt on it?

However, on a more positive note I loved the white shoes.

[bwillycuse]

Ill take tweeting about a slight crack in a rib over a teams unquestioned leader complaining about the refs publically after every loss like rey rey does.

Why the national media isnt complaining about Rey more baffles me. Its very obvious that the Ravens losing wasnt in the national medias plans.

He better get fined.

Or else.

[jjakq27]

85 tweets he came out of the game with a cracked rib. Says he expects to go Sunday tho.

I'm surprised but then again I am not surprised that he had to spread that knowledge via Twitter. I am sure the normally tight-lipped coach Lewis wasn't happy about that. I wonder if he ever gets tired of being Chad's over-seer.

[BengalByTheBay]

Not sure how smart it is to tweet about a broken rib, either. It's the type of thing I might keep to myself or those on a need-to-know basis only. Whatever happened to rub a little dirt on it?

I think it's adorable that you, of all people, still believe Chad stops to think about anything before tweeting-off.

[TJJackson]

Not sure how smart it is to tweet about a broken rib, either

Chad has never been accused of being among the sharper tools in the shed

[COB]

Chad can't help it. He just can't.

Scenario: Chad visits the Dr. The Dr. says you have a rare disease, called Melanitis. The unusual chemical and hormone mixture that is released in your brain anytime you tell anyone you have this disease will kill you. That's right Chad, all you have to do is never tell anyone you have this disease, and you will live. The moment you tell anyone you have this disease, you will fall over dead.

Question: How long will Chad live? The clock starts the moment he walks out of the Doctor's office.

[derekshank]

Chad can't help it. He just can't.

Scenario: Chad visits the Dr. The Dr. says you have a rare disease, called Melanitis. The unusual chemical and hormone mixture that is released in your brain anytime you tell anyone you have this disease will kill you. That's right Chad, all you have to do is never tell anyone you have this disease, and you will live. The moment you tell anyone you have this disease, you will fall over dead.

Question: How long will Chad live? The clock starts the moment he walks out of the Doctor's office.

This is retarded because the premise is unrealistic.

The clock can't start when he leaves the Doctor's office, because he tweeted about it while the doctor was still talking.

[DC_Bengals_Fan]

Not sure how smart it is to tweet about a broken rib, either. It's the type of thing I might keep to myself or those on a need-to-know basis only.

Dumb as hell, actually. That was my first reaction. Or he might simply assume that any defender who has a shot will pop him in the ribs as a matter of course, but I don't think I'd invite any extra attention.

Hey, but let's give him the benefit of the doubt - maybe his knee's screwed up and he's trying a diversion.

[TJJackson]

The clock can't start when he leaves the Doctor's office, because he tweeted about it while the doctor was still talking.

I award 10 points for this answer.

Would have been 20 had you replaced the ending period with a comma followed by "and so he died right there on the spot."

[BengalByTheBay]

Would have been 20 had you replaced the ending period with a comma followed by "and so he died right there on the spot."

"Right there on the spot" is redundant -- 5 point deduction.

As HOF's wife says - less is more...

[HairOnFire]

As HOF's wife says - less is more...

Your wife often tells me the very same thing. At least that's what I think she's saying. Quite honestly I often have a hard time understanding what's she saying when her mouth is full.

[BengalByTheBay]

As HOF's wife says - less is more...

Your wife often tells me the very same thing. At least that's what I think she's saying. Quite honestly I often have a hard time understanding what's she saying when her mouth is full.

The midget with the tiny mouth is my secretary, not my wife -- common mistake. And...

...she's a man, man.

[cincyhokie]

As HOF's wife says - less is more...

Your wife often tells me the very same thing. At least that's what I think she's saying. Quite honestly I often have a hard time understanding what's she saying when her mouth is full.

points/laughs

[jonahdsage]

ahhhh you people. everyone wants to make a mountain out of a mole hill with everything related to chad. This doesn't change one thing about anything. Will someone hit chad harder now? No . . . all the incentive is there already. Will someone go out of their way to hit chad in the ribs now? Please tell me how someone gets tackled WITHOUT getting hit in the ribs (assuming they aren't tripped by ray lewis)?? I'd love a DB to try extra hard to hit chad in the ribs and get himself out of position. How anyone can dislike chad is just beyond me. Save all the "oh he tanked a whole season though!" stuff. It's all been said.

I'm glad I wasn't a bengals' fan during the nineties. It seems like if you were you are now conditioned to see the worst possible scenario, focus on the ugliest part of every win and constantly dog the guy our QB just called the best WR in the NFL. Every thread on here now just seems to be whining and whining. We just won against a team that nearly every media outlet was predicting to make a super bowl run and all we can say is that Carson should get benched because he missed an endzone throw and we should trade chad because he tweeted he had a cracked rib? Sheesh.

Ok I'm done now

[HairOnFire]

Save all the "oh he tanked a whole season though!" stuff. It's all been said.

points/laughs

[Stripes]

Why should any wives in question be worried about their husbands' sizes when they could just be stroking their own c**ks?

[TJJackson]

Save all the "oh he tanked a whole season though!" stuff. It's all been said.

points/laughs +1

[Stripes]

The 'Zone is rarely known for its memes, but I gotta say I greatly prefer NADS to "points/laughs".

[agreen_112]

I want my zone dollars back damnit!!!

[HairOnFire]

The 'Zone is rarely known for its memes, but I gotta say I greatly prefer NADS to "points/laughs".

Perhaps, but why limit yourself to just one?

Just saying.

[Stripes]

The 'Zone is rarely known for its memes, but I gotta say I greatly prefer NADS to "points/laughs".

Perhaps, but why limit yourself to just one?

Just saying.

Point taken.

[HairOnFire]

Why should any wives in question be worried about their husbands' sizes when they could just be stroking their own c**ks?

Perhaps wives and secretaries having cocks of their own is far more common than I first thought.

Regardless, my morning paper informs me that it's a common belief amongst Republicans who practice witchcraft that any form of masturbation is an act of infidelity & adultery, if not shaking hands with the devil himself.

A for myself, I prefer to think I'm not so much shaking hands with the devil, but choking him until he pukes. And that seems like a worthwhile thing to do even though I don't believe in the devil.

Why take chances, right?

[ArmyBengal]

Why should any wives in question be worried about their husbands' sizes when they could just be stroking their own c**ks?

Perhaps wives and secretaries having cocks of their own is far more common than I first thought.

Regardless, my morning paper informs me that it's a common belief amongst Republicans who practice witchcraft that any form of masturbation is an act of infidelity & adultery, if not shaking hands with the devil himself.

A for myself, I prefer to think I'm not so much shaking hands with the devil, but choking him until he pukes. And that seems like a worthwhile thing to do even though I don't believe in the devil.

Why take chances, right?