combatbengal Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Special teams coach Darrin Simmons confirmed Saturday night that he'll return for an eighth season, which means the Bengals won't have a change in coordinators. I think he did a pretty good job this year. Granted Graham our franchise player, missed two easy FG's in the last playoff game and St. Louis lost a few games for us with his bad snaps! Our punting game was better than it’s been in years and the return game was also pretty good.Defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer will return which makes all of us excited to see this defense get even better! They carried us most of the season!Offensive coordinator Bob Bratkowski has indicated he would be back. Not too happy about this though. It seemed (all season) that we played to conservative and were too predictable. There was no sense of urgency when we were down one or two TD’s. I don't know about you guys but I'm ready for the new football season to start!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottishbengal Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Simmons and Zimmer staying put will give stability and a chance for ST's and D to grow/develop next season.I'd like to see Brat replaced (but by who ??) and an upgrade to the offensive play book to add something less predictable - perhaps even a tight end who's allowed to catch as well as block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 I'd like to see Brat replaced (but by who ??) and an upgrade to the offensive play book to add something less predictable - perhaps even a tight end who's allowed to catch as well as block.A bassett hound? A fifth grader with an Etch-a-Sketch? Sarah Palin (I hear she's available and Hair has a thing for the MILFs)? Conan O'Brien? He'll be available after next Friday.Norm Chow? I dunno. How hard would it really be to try to replace Brat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Wow Greg !!! Way to work an etch-a-sketch into a football discussion. Nicely done my friend !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlainThePain Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 I'd like to see Brat replaced (but by who ??) and an upgrade to the offensive play book to add something less predictable - perhaps even a tight end who's allowed to catch as well as block.A bassett hound? A fifth grader with an Etch-a-Sketch? Sarah Palin (I hear she's available and Hair has a thing for the MILFs)? Conan O'Brien? He'll be available after next Friday.Norm Chow? I dunno. How hard would it really be to try to replace Brat?In what world is Sarah Palin a MILF?I think the team will be better, but I also think the division will be better. The playoffs have a 50% turnover rate from year to year, so who knows what will happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ickey44 Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 In what world is Sarah Palin a MILF?You know you want her. Hell, I'd do her. Anyhow, yes Brat needs to go. I agree that hardly anyone could do worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 In what world is Sarah Palin a MILF?Well, keep in mind that if you were to actually visit Hair in LA, you'd walk into a room where you can barely see him, shrouded in a thick cloud of odd-smelling smoke...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Wow Greg !!! Way to work an etch-a-sketch into a football discussion. Nicely done my friend !!!I visited the factory where etch a sketches were manufactured. It was up in Bryan, Ohio, and I sold some natural gas equipment to them for use on the main fuel line feeding the factory. Sadly, a few years ago Ohio Art decided to move production of the etch a sketch to Shenzhen, China. They're not made in Ohio anymore. So if you like Communism, go buy an etch a sketch. Also, the Sara Palin milf discussion is related to the etch a sketch, because all you have to do is draw a picture of some hot babe like Kelly Carlson on your etch a sketch, bash Sara Palin in the head with it until she's unconscious, then hold it over her face while you pound her like a cheap steak. Also, about 14 beers work into this equation somewhere. Go Bengals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazkal Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Many Improvements...Free Agency? Maybe a Tight End if were lucky But true Improvement I see is with Experiance It will be Mike Zimmers 3rd year so I see Defense continuing to get better,Young Players like Andre,Coffman & MJ having a greater impact on Some young Rookie life at positions we could use some youth...So I look for Improvement in 2010.In what world is Sarah Palin a MILF?I thought she was a Pilf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Wow Greg !!! Way to work an etch-a-sketch into a football discussion. Nicely done my friend !!!All about the timing, buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 In what world is Sarah Palin a MILF?You know you want her. Hell, I'd do her. Damn straight you would. And so would I. In fact, I can think of few things more satisfying than an opportunity to punish Sarah Palin with my lovemaking. Drill baby, drill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cincyhokie Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 In what world is Sarah Palin a MILF?You know you want her. Hell, I'd do her. Damn straight you would. And so would I. In fact, I can think of few things more satisfying than an opportunity to punish Sarah Palin with my lovemaking. Drill baby, drill!I think Blaine said he was 25. His standards are probably a bit tighter than most on here, as they should be. But yeah, Id give Palin a pass. But I thought she was in GILF status? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 In what world is Sarah Palin a MILF?You know you want her. Hell, I'd do her. Damn straight you would. And so would I. In fact, I can think of few things more satisfying than an opportunity to punish Sarah Palin with my lovemaking. Drill baby, drill!I think Blaine said he was 25. His standards are probably a bit tighter than most on here, as they should be. But yeah, Id give Palin a pass. But I thought she was in GILF status?Technically you are correct. I actually forgot about that little incident when I orginally classfied her. By age alone, however, she'd be a borderline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 In what world is Sarah Palin a MILF?You know you want her. Hell, I'd do her. Damn straight you would. And so would I. In fact, I can think of few things more satisfying than an opportunity to punish Sarah Palin with my lovemaking. Drill baby, drill!I think Blaine said he was 25. His standards are probably a bit tighter than most on here, as they should be. But yeah, Id give Palin a pass. But I thought she was in GILF status?She's almost 46. I'm almost 40. The funny part is she is a grandmother, my oldest kid is only 9. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ickey44 Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 In what world is Sarah Palin a MILF?You know you want her. Hell, I'd do her. Damn straight you would. And so would I. In fact, I can think of few things more satisfying than an opportunity to punish Sarah Palin with my lovemaking. Drill baby, drill!I think Blaine said he was 25. His standards are probably a bit tighter than most on here, as they should be. But yeah, Id give Palin a pass. But I thought she was in GILF status?She's almost 46. I'm almost 40. The funny part is she is a grandmother, my oldest kid is only 9.Hey, my kids will be 18 by the time I'm 40. The way things go nowadays I could be a grandpa by that time. I'll kill whichever one does it, though....And Greg, that just means she's experienced. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 In what world is Sarah Palin a MILF?You know you want her. Hell, I'd do her. Damn straight you would. And so would I. In fact, I can think of few things more satisfying than an opportunity to punish Sarah Palin with my lovemaking. Drill baby, drill!I think Blaine said he was 25. His standards are probably a bit tighter than most on here, as they should be. But yeah, Id give Palin a pass. But I thought she was in GILF status?She's almost 46. I'm almost 40. The funny part is she is a grandmother, my oldest kid is only 9.Hey, my kids will be 18 by the time I'm 40. The way things go nowadays I could be a grandpa by that time. I'll kill whichever one does it, though....And Greg, that just means she's experienced. Ain't nothing wrong with that.Indeed. So, back on topic, I think we've found our new OC. Bring her to Cincy by concensus of the Zone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ickey44 Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 In what world is Sarah Palin a MILF?You know you want her. Hell, I'd do her. Damn straight you would. And so would I. In fact, I can think of few things more satisfying than an opportunity to punish Sarah Palin with my lovemaking. Drill baby, drill!I think Blaine said he was 25. His standards are probably a bit tighter than most on here, as they should be. But yeah, Id give Palin a pass. But I thought she was in GILF status?She's almost 46. I'm almost 40. The funny part is she is a grandmother, my oldest kid is only 9.Hey, my kids will be 18 by the time I'm 40. The way things go nowadays I could be a grandpa by that time. I'll kill whichever one does it, though....And Greg, that just means she's experienced. Ain't nothing wrong with that.Indeed. So, back on topic, I think we've found our new OC. Bring her to Cincy by concensus of the Zone!She's very qualified to lead the offense. Don't you know how close Russia is to Alaska?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 In what world is Sarah Palin a MILF?You know you want her. Hell, I'd do her. Damn straight you would. And so would I. In fact, I can think of few things more satisfying than an opportunity to punish Sarah Palin with my lovemaking. Drill baby, drill!I think Blaine said he was 25. His standards are probably a bit tighter than most on here, as they should be. But yeah, Id give Palin a pass. But I thought she was in GILF status?She's almost 46. I'm almost 40. The funny part is she is a grandmother, my oldest kid is only 9.Hey, my kids will be 18 by the time I'm 40. The way things go nowadays I could be a grandpa by that time. I'll kill whichever one does it, though....And Greg, that just means she's experienced. Ain't nothing wrong with that.Indeed. So, back on topic, I think we've found our new OC. Bring her to Cincy by concensus of the Zone!She's very qualified to lead the offense. Don't you know how close Russia is to Alaska??I heard she used to walk across to Russia everyday as governor. By the way, get her an Etch-a-Sketch and let 'er rip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Bengals_Fan Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 In what world is Sarah Palin a MILF?Cleveland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalsBeast Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 I'd like to see Brat replaced (but by who ??) and an upgrade to the offensive play book to add something less predictable - perhaps even a tight end who's allowed to catch as well as block.A bassett hound? A fifth grader with an Etch-a-Sketch? Sarah Palin (I hear she's available and Hair has a thing for the MILFs)? Conan O'Brien? He'll be available after next Friday.Norm Chow? I dunno. How hard would it really be to try to replace Brat?In what world is Sarah Palin a MILF?I think the team will be better, but I also think the division will be better. The playoffs have a 50% turnover rate from year to year, so who knows what will happen?How did the topic jump to milfs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walzav29 Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Come on boys. We got work to do. We gotta scout the Senior Bowl, figure out which free agents we can add, whose contracts will be extended, and figure out who the Bengals should draft. We'll have time for milfs AFTER our Super Bowl victory! As for the new season. After watching the Colts yesterday, it is very important to get a dominant pass rush going. The D is very good, but not great. I'll bet Chase is alot better than he looked last season. A broken foot is a very big deal. Michael Johnson will be better next year, but I say the best player available at DEDTLBSG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalByTheBay Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Come on boys. We got work to do. We gotta scout the Senior Bowl, figure out which free agents we can add, whose contracts will be extended, and figure out who the Bengals should draft. We'll have time for milfs AFTER our Super Bowl victory! There's always time for MILF. And there's always room for jello. Sometimes, there's time for MILFs and room for jello at the same time. Is anybody else hungry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 How did the topic jump to milfs? Did you miss the seamless transition from Brat's playcalling, to the timeless wonders of the Etch-a-Sketch, to the glorious pleasure often found when in the company of a milf, to the vast untapped oil reserves found within Sarah Palin's head? Keep up, rookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walzav29 Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 I just read this and I might be on board with this. I despise TO, but for 1 season he may perfect. He can stretch the field and the Bengals could let a WR learn for 1 season and put him in 2011. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Sign TO and I'll see you boys again when he is gone. For all the squawking we've done about the locker room finally righting itself, I can't believe anyone here would advocate to bring in the aging and less-effective King of Clowns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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