Spor_tees Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 Mike Brown is soooo dumb, that when the coaches ask to talk X's and O's, he thinks they want to play Tic-Tac-Toe. Quote
gregstephens Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 Mike Brown is so clueless about football he asked Marvin about trading for Red Grange. Quote
gregstephens Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 Mike Brown is so clueless about football, he thought Manchester United was on this year's schedule (tribute to Pidge ). Quote
gregstephens Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 Mike Brown is so clueless about football, he asked Brat when the NFL started allowing the forward pass. Quote
gregstephens Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 Mike Brown is so clueless about the NFL, he asked Marvin where the Bengals stood in the BCS.Ohhhh...somebody stop me! Quote
gregstephens Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 Mike Brown is so clueless about the NFL, he thought Donovan McNabb was right about the overtime rules. Quote
HairOnFire Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 Mike Brown is so clueless he voted for John McCain. Ba-dink-bonk! Quote
DesperateDerelict Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 Ohhhh...somebody stop me! A little Jim Carrey, Greg?Mike Brown is so clueless about the NFL.........he actually brought Chris Henry back! ....he selected Akili Smith over 13 billion Saints draft picks ....he hired all of his kids for front office jobs Quote
HairOnFire Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 Mike Brown is so dumb he's wrong about everything.....except Bengal fans. Ba-Dink-Bonk! Quote
HairOnFire Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 Mike Brown is so dumb he won't take free advice from billboards. Ba-Dink-Bonk! Quote
TJJackson Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 Wait....those last two weren't funny.I am starting to think my sweety Hair is on the Brown payroll, which is OK as long as she starts sharing some of that Brown family cashola! I'm not seeing a dime at present...... Quote
gregstephens Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 Mike Brown is so stupid he convinced Bob Bedinghaus and the taxpayers of Cincinnati to build a 450 million dollar stadium, at their expense, and then he hired Bedinghaus to work for the team.Oh, wait a minute...that's not funny either. Quote
TJJackson Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 You forgot the single quote marks around the word [work] Quote
Spor_tees Posted November 25, 2008 Author Report Posted November 25, 2008 Mike Brown is so ugly...rookie Jerome Simpson asked Brown if he used to play football before they had face masks.(Maybe this is why Jerome Simpson never gets to sniff the field?) Quote
Spor_tees Posted November 25, 2008 Author Report Posted November 25, 2008 Mike Brown is so cheap...the coordinators don't get computers, instead they have to set up plays on a vibrating football game.(Man I used to love that game!) Quote
HoosierCat Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 Katie, Troy and Mikey all walk into a bar and order a beer. When the beers come, there's a fly floating in each pint.Katie pushes her glass aside and says, "That's disgusting."Troy shrugs, picks the fly out and starts drinking the beer.Mikey fishes the fly out, sets it on the counter and shouts, "Spit it out, you bastard!!!" Quote
Spor_tees Posted November 25, 2008 Author Report Posted November 25, 2008 Mike Brown is so dumb...he asked MArvin if he would play 'Weekend at Bernie's II' at the next Monday morning film session. Quote
Spor_tees Posted November 25, 2008 Author Report Posted November 25, 2008 Mike Brown is soo dumb...whenever someone mentions PBS, he asks what peanut butter sandwiches have to do about football. Quote
HairOnFire Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 Lil' TJ Jackson walks into a bar and when the bartender approaches orders a frothy beverage. While the beer is being poured Lil TJ scans the bar looking for attractive single men. Instead, he spies Mike Brown and his daughter Pumpkie sitting at the end of the bar getting gloriously hammered. Lil' TJ Jackson asks the bartender.... "Hey, isn't that Mike Brown?" "Yup, he's been in here all afternoon. Drop by and say hello if you want, people have been doing it all day long. He won't mind."....say the bartender. So TJ slides down the bar and after handshakes and greetings are exchanged he asks what Mike and Pumpkie are up to on this fine day. "Well, we've been discussing our plans to murder a newspaper delivery boy while robbing millions and millions of dollars from the local huckleberries."....says a very drunk Mike Brown. "Golly gosh, why would you kill a newspaper delivery boy?" asks lil' TJ Jackson. Thereby prompting a puckered Pumpkie to burst from her chair and scream...."See, I told you nobody would care if we stole millions and millions of dollars from a bunch of huckleberries." Ba-Dink-Bonk! Quote
Spor_tees Posted November 25, 2008 Author Report Posted November 25, 2008 Mike Brown is so stingy.....that the top row of seats at PBS are now known as 'The Mike Brown Seats.' Quote
Spor_tees Posted November 25, 2008 Author Report Posted November 25, 2008 Mike Brown is so cheap...he gives his players one cup from Subway and makes them take turns walking across the street to get refills of Gatorade. Quote
HairOnFire Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 Mike Brown is so dumb he once agreed to remain in Cincinnati in exchange for hundreds of millions of dollars. Smarter people wouldn't have stayed for any amount. Ba-Dink-Bonk! Quote
HairOnFire Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 Mike Brown is so dumb he recently had his legal name changed to Who Dey. Ba-Dink-Bonk! Quote
HairOnFire Posted November 25, 2008 Report Posted November 25, 2008 Mike Brown is so dumb he thinks Chevrolet will still be around in the spring to honor the warranty on his Cavalier. Ba-Dink-Bonk! Quote
derekshank Posted November 26, 2008 Report Posted November 26, 2008 Mike Brown is so cheap that when he yells from the stands "Get the quarterback!" he's referring to the pre-game coin flip. Quote
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