Tasher Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Oh, <insert deity of your choice here>, please deliver unto us a...Cincinnati victory over Cleveland;we beeseech thee, and we know we are asking alot here, a Houston victory over the N.Y. Jets; continued inconsistencies by the Jaguars and a Buffalo victory over Jacksonville; a Pittsburgh victory over Baltimore; we entreat you to grant Oakland the improbable victory over San Diego, yes, we also know here as well that we are asking for much more than your humble servants deserve, but we have to ask;and finally, with your all knowing, clairvoyance and omnipotence, grant us the best outcome for Cincinnati's future playoff hopes in the contest between Denver and Kansas City as we give great thanks to you during this great week of ThanksGiving. :angel: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benglsdrumr Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 AMEN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekshank Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 We should probably perform some sort of strange ritual to appease the football gods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Agreed.Who wants to be sacrificed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 I nominate derek. (Hey, it was your idea! )And since such sacrifices are typically made in the form of "burnt offerings," I think Spain is the obvious call as...ahem...master of ceremonies.(Which of course is good news for derek, since he could simply substitute a bundle of old newspapers for himself and Spain would be too trashed to notice...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekshank Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Just because it was my idea doesn't mean I'm the one to be sacrificed. It's usually a virgin isn't it? I nominate Kaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jditty47 Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 its obviously more beneficial to us for the chiefs to lose to denver.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasher Posted November 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 its obviously more beneficial to us for the chiefs to lose to denver....Denver's sched looks like this:@Kansas CitySeattle@San Diego@ArizonaCincinnatiSan FranciscoKC looks like this:Denver@ClevelandBaltimore@San Diego@OaklandJacksonvilleDenver currently has 3 losses and could lose @KC, Seattle, @SD and Cin, which would give them 7 and OUT!KC (Cin still has the tie breaker so we could both be tied and we get in!) could lose potentially only one more game @SD, which would help us the most especially if they beat Balti, Denver and Jax. See where I am going with this? Plus, the games @Oak and @Cleve are no gimmes considering how well Cleveland is playing and the amount of trouble the Oak just gave KC in KC.Plus, dropping Denver out from in front of us gives us a better seed, potentially. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoePong Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 We have a much better chance of finishing ahead of KC than we do of catching Denver.We need KC and Jacksonville to lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYBengalfan Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 Hey look at it this way as far as DEN @ KC....SOMEBODY'S GOTTA LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!now dont you feel better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasher Posted November 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 Hey look at it this way as far as DEN @ KC....SOMEBODY'S GOTTA LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!now dont you feel better Yeah Baby! YEAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShulaSteakhouse Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 Denver does not impress me at all and are declining. I can see them flaming out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasher Posted November 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2006 Our prayers are answered by Buffalo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rwalling Posted November 26, 2006 Report Share Posted November 26, 2006 We should probably perform some sort of strange ritual to appease the football gods.I deep fried a turkey does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted November 26, 2006 Report Share Posted November 26, 2006 All praise your servant JP Losman, Lord, for he did sally forth and smote down the Jaguars. Praise him!(can I get a hallelujah?)On a serious note - still need a lot of help :-) A win next week against the 9-2 Ravens will give me some faith, but there will have to be help to affirm it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasher Posted November 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2006 hallelujah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYBengalfan Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 We gotta keep doing this. It seems to be working well!! 2 in a row baby!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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