Spain Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Hypothetically speaking(still a little scared) You go to a Bank in southern Ohio, Merchants For example,(wink). You find one that has the little drive through that is seperate from the main bank.(whole in protocol). You put your best power suit on and go in and deposit as much money as you can into the account. Then you go in on Friday before a Monday bank holiday. AT THE LAST POSIBLE MINUTE. And withdraw eveything. That clerk then has to go cancel your account. Because of the Human nature factor, the clerk wont. Then you go directly to the ATM and start withdrawing 500 dollars every 12 hours. You should get about 3500 dollars. However you cannot do this again. They will call the police. They will sew you. However it is a civil matter and their error. Again Hypothetically! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Spain, for the most part these types of posts from you are always looked upon with humor from me. However, this sounds like this dumbest sh*t I've heard in forever. I can't see how this could possibly be the case. Not to say in some instances it's not possible, but would have to think this is a VERY rare occurance.... My account didn't get closed because it was overdrawn, so why would they have to close an account just because you withdraw the money ?? WHODEY !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Better plan with far less risk:Step 1: go to Spain's house.Step 2: Wait outside until you smell ganja.Step 3: Wait another 20 minutes or so.Step 4: Go inside, he'll be too wasted to do anything, and pull a Nicholson.Step 5: Pawn your gains at the local pawnshop and go drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsbengalsbucks Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Better plan with far less risk:Step 1: go to Spain's house.Step 2: Wait outside until you smell ganja.Step 3: Wait another 20 minutes or so.Step 4: Go inside, he'll be too wasted to do anything, and pull a Nicholson.Step 5: Pawn your gains at the local pawnshop and go drink.Since Spain was never my roommate and never stole my stereo equipment, I can not pull a Nicholson, but if these two things had happened I wouldnt even wait untill he was stoned to go get my stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted August 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 I know it works , and people dont do it because they dont have the balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ox Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 I know it works , and people dont do it because they dont have the balls.Either that or they aren't f*cking retarded lke you. Jesus you make me cringe sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted August 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 I admire the aspiration, Spain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted August 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Thanks give me some info on your loans and Ill think about them. Friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Thanks, but no thanks man... I'll just take the wimp route and pay 'em off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShulaSteakhouse Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Thanks, but no thanks man... I'll just take the wimp route and pay 'em off! Gee TBD, I don't know how you could possibly pass up Spain's sound financial advice, after his international drug smuggling tip (wait until it's foggy) and his bank extortion scheme (withdrawl all the $ from your account at the last minute on a Friday before a bank holiday). I can only imagine what he has up his sleeve to avoid paying for student and car loans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfl2fun Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 I think that step 5 is the best!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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