Prophecy

Executives and Head Coach remain intact, but they have fired 6 Peanut vendors for poor sales. That free agency money has to come from somewhere. The irony is, Peanuts is also what the Bengals pay in terms of Guaranteed money on contracts.

If (fingers crossed) Caleb Downs slides to 10 (or wherever Bengals draft) even these idiots won't pass up a Stud at a clear position of need. That said, if Downs is no longer in the board, yes, Tobin and company will screw up the pick. I just want to draft high enough to have a chance at Downs, so they don't end up reaching for another f'n DE who can't get to the QB.

Draft slot protected. Thank you Defense

Way to protect our draft slot

Well, Burrow always wants to play (he's a competitor) and Zac Taylor is looking to save his job, so...Burrow plays, Bengals win, and they pick outside the Top 10. Which means risky pick with shitty scouting department/immitation GM

Just called Dionne Warwick's Psychic friends Hotline and they predicted that the Bengals will go 11-6 next season, give Zac Taylor an extension, and then proceed to go 8-9/9-8 in 2027 & 2028. Everybody screams fire Zac Taylor, but they wont because he will have multiple years left on his contract. I just wasted $15 on that call for something I already knew was going to happen.

My fear is Bengals brilliant "GM" and Ownership will now claim draft victory, and think that Myles Murphy and Shemar Stewart are ready to start next season and will lowball Ossai and let Hendrickson walk. ***Hoping somehow Caleb Downs slips to #10

Cody Ford averaging 21 yards per reception!

Chase Brown is wishing he played the Cardinals every week.

My point is, to lure a decent coach from college, or from another NFL Team, they have to be willing to pay 2x or 3x what they are paying Zac Taylor, plus pay Taylor the1 year left on his contract. I don't see a change coming. Or at least a very good one. Agreed 100% on scouting and hiring an actual GM and paying him a GM salary. Not having your "Director of Player Personnel " act as a GM.

I asked Santa Claus for a new head coach for Christmas, and he reminded me that the University of Michigan just signed Kyle Whittingham for $8.5 million per year and Zac Taylor only makes $4 million a year. So, why would a decent coach come to the Bengals when he can make twice as much, or more, coaching in college? Let alone, any other NFL team. Thanks Santa

Like to see the offense, but they're messing up their draft pick, and potentially messing up the firing of Zac Taylor

Really doesnt matter if they fire Zac Taylor or not. They won't bring in anybody good. Bengals would rather cheap out and pay a Coach like Taylor $4.5m a year. They would never pay somebody a salary like Harbaugh, Payton, Vrabel, Reid, McVay, Tomlin, Siriani etc who make $14m-$20m. Fun Fact: 54 NCAA Head Coaches make more than Taylor. Bengals wont even pay their Head Coach a college coaches salary. What a f'n joke

Cant wait for the draft, where instead of fixing one of the many glaring positional needs, they just draft another DE.

How many more seasons missing the playoffs will it take to fire Zac Taylor? 3 and counting...

Caleb Downs sweepstakes still possible!!!

You keep letting your QB get hit, bad things happen.

Joe getting hit on every play

Oline getting beat

Begs the question? Should he have had more playing time to develop all these seasons?

So...Myles Murphy, huh?

Problem is, if his market value is $15M per, Bengals will need to pay significantly more than that, because their cheap asses never guarantee anything more than the 1st year of the deal. Ossai will take the $15M (or less) annually somewhere else if he is guaranteed 2 or 3 years. Brown Family need to change the way they approach these contracts.

Maybe now Joe Burrow will stop trying to save Zac Taylor's job?

How the hell you let Allen run for 18 on 3rd and 15? Geno Stone whiffing on a tackle, helps

James Cook runs for 100 yards Josh Allen runs for 100 yards Bengals still win