Stripes

Awuzie-CTB-Hilton starters. Apple is still great depth if he is still under contract.

True! Times must have changed because I didn’t even think of that

Rest in peace to the only thing Browns fans had to smile about

CTB is my dude

Baltimore is on their 3rd QB

Glorious

Defense is on fire

At least they were able to hold control of field position

Logan has 11 tackles at the half

Encouraging to see major third down conversions from both Taylor and Irwin. They should be fully confident in the second half.

Perine got stonewalled and then scored anyway

Big to close off that drive in the red zone. If the offense maintains any rhythm we’re good.

Thanks Browns

Boyd and Higgins were both out on that drive. Receivers aren’t getting open. Three iffy punts from Chrisman too

Hilton is back on the field. Very pleasantly surprised

Big stop

Hilton looks like he might be hurt bad

I want this one more than I wanted to beat KC. I suspect the players feel the same way.

Burrow looks really crisp in warmups.

The one seed may be on the line. Can’t drop games to Cleveland. Whatever’s causing the funk in this matchup must end today. It probably is as simple as Jonah getting over his weird Garrett yips and the defense not letting Chubb destroy them.

What better game than the one where we’re explicitly encouraged to boo the shit out of the opposing quarterback on every defensive down.

If I ever feel like making controversial, unpopular posts without risk of retribution, I will post from a burner Zone account named TJs_Granny

I’m sitting at a pizza joint and they’re replaying the Chiefs game. The orange jerseys look great on the broadcast.

It really is fortuitous that they had both P and LS battles in camp this year. There's no guarantee that most teams are going to have such convenient answers available for them when their LS gets hurt or their punter hits the wall.

You don’t even want to know about Baker Mayfield’s incident at the Arby’s in Heath.