Stripes

Are we aware that football is played with a game clock?

Offense hasn’t held the ball at all, and Lou seems like he isn’t getting the TB offense he expected. Recipe for a stinker.

Starting instead of being a situational rusher, probably

Defense is probably already exhausted

He is. They’re not scheming to stop the run with Brady back there.

Hubbard hurt and questionable. Bad.

Not your day when Burrow to Chase back shoulder throws are being missed

Just a cut

Big hold and FG miss. Now wake up offense and let’s get cooking.

Sometimes good teams have bad games. It’s not the end of the world. Credit to Tampa so far.

Defense is a little discombobulated. Plenty of time to settle in and turn it around, but the offense must find a gear. Cannot afford a bad game of pass protection.

Weird for the tackling to suddenly look so bad

At least they tightened up in the red zone. The offense looked great until the effing tipped ball, so just get back to it.

Team looks kinda sleepy

Another tipped ball, this time by a DB in the passing lane near the LOS

Very 1-11-1 way to lose a game

24-24. Texans defense probably won't hold up, but they made it interesting.

They are determined to tease me.

Jalen Hurts has thrown 2 picks, and the Texans are up 14-7 on the Chiefs. Burrow's MVP candidacy is getting a little spicier.

Texans up 7-0 on the Chiefs. Not getting my hopes up. Not getting my hopes up. Not getting my hopes up.

Nothing changed really. The Bengals entered the day controlling their destiny for the 2-seed minimum (by winning out) and still do.

I think this game ultimately means less since the Bengals will [probably] still need to beat Buffalo head-to-head to stay ahead of them. The 1-seed is entirely dependent upon the Chiefs dropping a game to a bad opponent. @Vegas in week 18 is probably the best chance. And the Bengals winning out.

Nice job Clowns. First place. Hold on to it tomorrow.

I’m on board if he comes cheap.

It really works. We know we are an absolutely ridiculous football franchise, so here is a mean elf man at midfield.