Stripes

Fucking flags

We love to sneak on second and short and never any other time. Please don't get my QB killed.

Look at Tanner Hudson baby

CAM

I wanted to go for it there. Oh well, keep it going defense.

were you able to get the game on?

Great job, defense. Relieved to see a stop so soon.

Offensive line is road-grading. Love it.

I was afraid this would be a difficult matchup for the defense. If they want a shootout, let's just make sure they settle for one FG somewhere in there.

That was pretty brutal at the goal line, Nick Scott.

If you can't get NBC, try Googling "NFL streameast"

Very good to see Irv snag that thang right off the bat. Shut all of us the hell up.

Today I learned that Devin Harper is a player.

A look ahead to next week against the Texans: CJ Stroud just threw for 470 yards and 5 TDs.

I completely passed out. What a boring game.

Doesn’t matter. 3 points might be enough for Cleveland.

Watson looks like crap again so far.

Looks like my area gets Arizona @ Cleveland. Stand by for irritated commentary. Somehow the Browns get to face a third-string QB despite Murray being healthy enough to play.

Tennessee with “suspicion of tanking” level terrible playcalling with a chance to take the lead.

Al Michaels sounds like he just took an Ambien while reading a 24 year old issue of Reader’s Digest on the toilet.

I suggested at some point that I think Hudson can be Trenton Irwin as a tight end. I have a strange and unfounded confidence in him, and I didn't even think he should make the roster in the first place. I saw a little something against the Rams that made me rethink that. We'll see if 1) he gets any actual opportunities, and 2) if so, if my confidence is appropriate.

Having a competent receiving threat at TE expands the playbook, makes the Bengals less predictable, opens otherwise narrowed route trees, and provides insurance if one of the three receivers is injured. It isn't the most important thing in the world, but it's certainly valuable.

He's 0 for 2 trying to get former head coaches to be current head coaches. Maybe try someone new.

The tight end position is a black hole, and probably the 32nd best unit in the NFL. That's a glaring problem for a perceived Super Bowl contender. Still, there may be a solution yet available to the Bengals if they have the chutzpah to USE him: Tanner Hudson.

I was pushing for a move too. This seems to be the one old-school Bengals philosophy that hasn't gone away. Oh well. On to Buffalo.