ArmyBengal Posted March 17, 2023 Report Share Posted March 17, 2023 I guess the only real question to ask about our 2023 Reds is... How bad are they going to suck this year? Not at all, a little, or a lot. I'm going to go with option D, they are going to suck huge donkey balls. On the plus side, if you want to just go hang out at the ball park, drink beers and socialize, the tickets will be cheap !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted March 17, 2023 Report Share Posted March 17, 2023 Reds suck. The tribe rules (until Francona retires, then we’ll suck too). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted March 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2023 8 minutes ago, COB said: Reds suck. Understatement of 2023. The only thing that sucks more than the 2023 Reds, is the Reds ownership. Those clowns couldn't lead a turd out of their ass, let alone the Reds to a World Series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted March 19, 2023 Report Share Posted March 19, 2023 On 3/17/2023 at 12:46 PM, ArmyBengal said: Those clowns couldn't lead a turd out of their ass, let alone the Reds to a World Series. True, but where else is that turd gonna go? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted March 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2023 The turd will figure it out without any help on their part. Unfortunately you can’t say the same if the Reds. This team is fucking doomed and the season hasn’t even started. They will consider the season a success if the fans in the right field bar area lead the league in longest cup snake for the year… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 so will the Reds win 50 games this year? 40? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted March 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 They won 62 last season and appear to have gotten worse. I’ll go with 50 games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 “Cincinnati Redsuh, wha happenduh? How you lose to the Pissburt Piratesuhh?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted March 31, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 Stupid Reds. Expecting more of that throughout the season unfortunately. What are the odds the ballpark is half full again for the rest of the season ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 Picking up right where they left off, I see. At least they're consistent.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted March 31, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 In an odd twist on Cincinnati sports ownership, the Reds "brain trust" seems to think the Reds cannot be a profitable team and will not be able to contend because of that. This OBVIOUSLY results in the team underperforming and a fan base which, while loving the Reds, will only show up to the games because of cheap tickets, some bring your dog to the ballpark event, or the ever popular beer cup snake challenges the drunk fans partake in. Conversely, the Bengals front office changed coaches and invested time, energy, and GET THIS, money into the team and the facilities. This resulted in the team beginning to change their approach to free agency, spending on players, and what type of players to bring into the team. The Bengals start winning, go the Super Bowl and then the AFCCG in back to back seasons and there is a wait list for season tickets. The Reds ownership needs to sell the team. With them in charge I would bet a large amount of cash they won't see a .500 season again. Shitbags... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted April 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 Well look at that. The Reds resigning a pitcher, as opposed to trading him for a half eaten Snicker's bar and some steel wool. Glad Hunter Greene will be sticking around. Now all the 10's of 100's in attendance will be able to witness at least one capable pitcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GapControl Posted April 25, 2023 Report Share Posted April 25, 2023 Yep… they should lock up Ashcraft, Lodolo, and Diaz … if they are serious about contending for a championship in 2025 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted April 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 Hey Gap, so 2025 is our “lightning in a bottle year” for the next decade ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 I’m sure he meant 2052. Or possibly 2205…or 5202… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GapControl Posted April 29, 2023 Report Share Posted April 29, 2023 Hahaha yeah the beer was making me overly optimistic that night lol 5202 !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted May 13, 2023 Report Share Posted May 13, 2023 Ok the Tribe officially sucks this year. Can’t hit at all. Go Reds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted May 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2023 I can’t for the life of me even begin to take much interest in the Reds. Sad… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 Dont look now but they’re half a game out of first place… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted June 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 Every last one of the call ups have made an immediate impact. Not sure anyone saw that coming. Fun though !! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 Well for one night at least they’re in first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMPHAR Posted June 20, 2023 Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 Yeah Reds. Glad to hear GABP showering down "Joey, Joey, Joey" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted June 20, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2023 Cool to see Votto wearing the Viking cape and helmet. Good for the Reds. I would love to know what the stupid owner thinks of all this… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted July 10, 2023 Report Share Posted July 10, 2023 OK for the record I did NOT have “Reds in first at the all-star break” on my bingo card this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted July 10, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2023 I don’t think anyone did. Amazing how all this young talent has really paid off for them. Not just De La Cruz either, although he’s really good and fun to watch. They just need some help with their pitching staff. Hope things trend this way in the 2nd half. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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