alleycat Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 For cheap laughs, Black Jesus.But for all around wit/humor and just plain good writing, Hair takes it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalsOwn Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 If you were a member of gobengals.com, and had to read all 7000 or so of Bj's posts over the last 10 months, you would no longer be touting him for best poster.Just kidding BJ :player: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 Could've gone any way and been good to go, but basically I'll give it to the Big O, as the Chaplain is always the Medics best friend on the battlefield !!!Now lets discuss those tickets by the pearly gates !!! WHODEY !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
membengal Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 Hair. Hair.And, for whoever above said that Hair writes "outrageous" things, no he doesn't. His posts on point with Bengals specific talk are always worth reading and well reasoned.The only thing remotely "outrageous" about Hair's stuff in the last four months were when he took the Brownie interloper to the shed for his "gay" comments. And, really, that was just a damn funny campaign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Orange Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 I'm really surprised to be on this list, honored, but surprisedI'm a relative newbie, a brand new mod, a bandwagon jumper, have limited knowledge about the Bengals-especially their history (even though I love them much), but I do feel a lot of love from this board.About the guys listed...first of all, their is far too few. I think a lot of guys could have been up there, but I'll talk about those who are..Billy...he is the real glue of this board. He was the first one who made me want to come and stay and has been a really good friend ever since. The better you get to know him, the more you'll like him.Captain Kirk...Huge talent, really head and shoulders better writer than the rest of us. Has taught me a lot and worked with me behind the scenes, I feel like he's my dad on the board.Joisey...the perfect poster, informed, knows how to argue a point well, is the kind of poster that I think makes this board great. If you are new and want to know what bengalszone is about, this is your man.Hair is the funniest poster ever, I think. I can tell he is a reader and has a brilliant wit and boundless creativity. If they had him writing for sports center, I'd start watching it again. Why we don't print his posts and write a book, I'll never know.Black Jesus is a real treat, and I would love to steal him away from that other site being his first love, but, alas, I will gladly enjoy every post that brings him this way. I can't get enough of his posts.But there are a ton of guys that really make this site great and this thread is a little bit sad to me (call me a softie-or worse) that just a few of us have been pointed out. I just want to say, thanks, Terry (B24) for bringing us all together.Group hug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesperateDerelict Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 Group hug. YEECCCHHH! I officially retract my vote! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschooler Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 If you were a member of gobengals.com, and had to read all 7000 or so of Bj's posts over the last 10 months, you would no longer be touting him for best poster.Just kidding BJ :player: BJ has OVER 9,000 post on Go-Bengals.com ! I get your vote huh Own ? But I vote ALL of the above ! :player: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper_Fi_Dawg Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 Big O. I don't know if you will win this one but you have my vote. BTW if they ever come up with best looking you're a shoe in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Orange Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 Big O. I don't know if you will win this one but you have my vote. BTW if they ever come up with best looking you're a shoe in. I knew that if this was a beauty contest, I would win, hands down. The funny thing is, that in my pre-mod days I had a different avatar that had a really fat naked guy at a computer and the mods at that time asked me if I wouldn't mind taking it down...I'm not sure if any of you guys remember that.I still have that pic on my "myspace" account (davebialik). It keeps the chicks at bay since I'm happily married and I don't need the temptation...I'm weak to all the girls Billy uses on his avatar.I also used to post pics, but for some reason my account won't let me do that anymore, but one day, we'll figure out that glich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 I'll put in a vote for DPM, since he brings us all together as someone we universally scorn and hate, not unlike the Browns themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ox Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 I want to vote for the Big O, but I guess my vote has to go to the Bad boy himself, BB. The first person I ever really conversed with was Billy, as we were smack talking some Bills fans outta here last year. Everyone on this board brings something interesting to talk about. Maybe we should rank the top 25 posters and send the winner one of those horrible outfits I saw on that other thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 Billy...he is the real glue of this board. He was the first one who made me want to come and stay and has been a really good friend ever since. The better you get to know him, the more you'll like him. Have to agree with that statement wholeheartedly !!! Billy has been great and made me want to come back to this board when I first started on here. Now I can't get enough of this place. I love reading everything people have to say and I get the opportunity to say whatever I want, regardless of how much I do or DO NOT know about the subject... Thanks Billy !!!I need to place two votes... Billy and the Big O...Big O, this doesn't jeopardize the Pearly Gates seats does it ??? WHODEY !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper_Fi_Dawg Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 Well for myself I just found this board shortly after Pollack signed, and I love it. It has unofficially taken first place ahead of Online Athens as the site I visit over a morning beer(just kidding). Spain is like habenero peppers, caustic as hell coming and going but he does add flavor. Big O reminds me of several family members that are great cooks and treat everyone like family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GROIIIDayton Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 None of those guys are very good. If you want to here some good posts with a lot of insight go to bengalsinsider at www.scout.com. This is by far the best Bengals site out there.http://mb26.scout.com/bbengalsinsider Sorry but these guys suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who? Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 I can't believe that I wasn't put on this list, I know that HairOnFire would have voted for me, he loves me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper_Fi_Dawg Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 errrr................ you're stepping on a few toes here son. My comments stand as posted. Sick'em Spain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who? Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 If Spain was on this list, I would have voted for him no doubt, he's by far the greatest poster I have ever seen. I love you Spain, but I better stop, or HOF will start yelling about how bad my posts are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalByTheBay Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 None of those guys are very good. If you want to here some good posts with a lot of insight go to bengalsinsider at www.scout.com. This is by far the best Bengals site out there.http://mb26.scout.com/bbengalsinsider Sorry but these guys suck Speaking as a recovering insider....to each his own. Also, I am withholding my vote pending patronage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badassBENGAL Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 If you were a member of gobengals.com, and had to read all 7000 or so of Bj's posts over the last 10 months, you would no longer be touting him for best poster.Just kidding BJÂ :player:Â BJ has OVER 9,000 post on Go-Bengals.com ! I get your vote huh Own ? But I vote ALL of the above ! :player: ho, you both know you'd vote for me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 The funny thing is, that in my pre-mod days I had a different avatar that had a really fat naked guy at a computer and the mods at that time asked me if I wouldn't mind taking it down...I'm not sure if any of you guys remember that. Not only do I remember it I recall you taking a bit of flak for posting pictures of naked fat guys. And I seem to recall myself pleading for others to give you some room because I sensed greatness in you. I wasn't wrong, proving very well that nobody can spot a crazy man faster than another crazy man. As for the group hug, no. I've read the headlines and as a result physical contact with religous types scares me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 None of those guys are very good. If you want to here some good posts with a lot of insight go to bengalsinsider at www.scout.com. http://mb26.scout.com/bbengalsinsider Sorry but these guys suck We sure do! Of course bumping someones warning level repeatedly until it hit's halfway mark has the tendancy to make folks feel that way about a person don't it? Of course that had nothing to do with your opinion, right ROIIID? Â This is by far the best Bengals site out there.IMO Bengalszone IS the best Bengals fan site. That's why you're here, correct? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 I can't believe that I wasn't put on this list, I know that HairOnFire would have voted for me, he loves me. I find I like you alot more the less you're around. But since you're here it should be noted that I actually tried to find a use for you in that thread asking the question about how to tell the difference between male and female Clevelanders. But as usual you let me down. Truth be told you probably can't tell the difference anymore than we could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who? Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 I remember when you asked, I just shook my head, sometimes I like you but most of the time you make me sick with some of the things you post. You aren't as bad as BlackJesus, but still pretty bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLBurn Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 None of those guys are very good. If you want to here some good posts with a lot of insight go to bengalsinsider at www.scout.com. This is by far the best Bengals site out there.http://mb26.scout.com/bbengalsinsider Sorry but these guys suck I frequent both Bengals Insiderand this site.I think both have their pros and cons, Insiders seems to be a little less welcoming to newcomers, more tilted to the adult/political themes and sarcastic/sadistic humor side, while still being insightful, on occassion. BengalsZone seems a little more family friendly. Conservative, slightly less fanatical and (donning firesuit) slightly less informed on football related topics. (My own personal opinion)I won't go into which is better because everyone has to make those decisions based on their opinions/beliefs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLBurn Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 Did I mention that the BengalsZone posters seem to have a better grasp on the whole spelling/grammar thingy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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