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... go see the piece of crap movie "Les Miserables." My wife drug me to see it tonight, and after a half hour I handed my popcorn to the two gay dudes next to me and walked out. Sat in the lobby and ate Junior mints for two hours after that.

Total, absolute garbage.

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The place to see a Broadway play is on Broadway. Movie adaptations inevitably suck. I never had a big interest in Bway shows until my wife dragged me to see Phantom years ago. It was amazing and I've been hooked since. Chicago has a half-decent theatre scene and we've gone in for a couple, The Addams Family (horrible) and Wicked (meh).

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... go see the piece of crap movie "Les Miserables." My wife drug me to see it tonight, and after a half hour I handed my popcorn to the two gay dudes next to me and walked out. Sat in the lobby and ate Junior mints for two hours after that.

Total, absolute garbage.

Ha!

You're so uncultured, Billy. lol.gif

Well I'm not takin' it up the poop chute either. That movie was frickin' gay!

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Forced to read it in French class in college. When I heard they adapted it for a musical play I could hardly believe it. Such an unlikely candidate for a musical! Kind of like if you wrote, "The Bengals in the 90s; A Musical".

You realize of course that I'm going to have to write a 90s Bengals parody of "One Day More" now...

MIKE BROWN

One loss more!

Another day, another QB.

This never-ending road to Mediocrity;

These fans who always buy my line

Will surely buy a second time.

One loss more!

KLINGLER

I could not pass at all today.

My O-line was the Red Sea parted

MIKE BROWN

One loss more.

KLINGLER & AKILI

Tomorrow we'll watch film and say

My God this team is all unhearted!

DILLON

One more rushing record on my own.

KLINGLER & AKILI

Will we ever win again?

DILLON

One more day of burger flipping.

KLINGLER & AKILI

We were drafted with no clue.

DILLON

So many rings I might have known.

KLINGLER & AKILI

To a despair that's known to few!

DILLON

But my rap sheet was a bear!

...gonna need more French wine for the rest... :wine:

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Forced to read it in French class in college. When I heard they adapted it for a musical play I could hardly believe it. Such an unlikely candidate for a musical! Kind of like if you wrote, "The Bengals in the 90s; A Musical".

I was forced to read it for a music class in college. I have already told my wife there is no way I will be watching the movie, reading the crap was bad enough.

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I don't even know what to think of this thread.

Thanks Billy, but I wasn't going anywhere near this movie to start.

On a side note, how did 2 hours of Junior Mints sit on the old belly ??

Well they also had White Castle cheese sliders at the concession stand, so I had a couple of those too. $4 they charged me for those tiny bits of greasy meat!

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