So, who needs to go and who should stay?

[BengalszoneBilly]

Bengals win a game, and the beefcake goes away.

Why must the innocent always be the ones who suffer most?

I deserve better than this. Specifically, I deserve uncensored pictures of gorgeous nude women from distant lands who don't speak the same lanquage as I. Because what could be more perfect than that?

Met-Art.com

Let's give the dude one game, and see how he works his manly magic with the team. If he fails, I always have grandmas I'd like to f**k waiting in the wings.

[DC_Bengals_Fan]

Please for the sake of all things Bengalszone......CHANGE YOUR SIG !!!

Otherwise I vote to change your title from "Benevolent Boobiemiester" to "Malevolent Moobiemiester"

More Boobs....Less Moobs PLEASE

Please Billy. Give us something to hope for again.

And I was gonna let it go, but it needs to be addressed - how'd ya know where to go to download dude-porn?

[BengalszoneBilly]

And I was gonna let it go, but it needs to be addressed - how'd ya know where to go to download dude-porn?

Have you not heard of Google? I had to pass over some really sick s**t to find the one dude with some pants on.

I could have used this pic:

You make the call.

[volcom69]

And I was gonna let it go, but it needs to be addressed - how'd ya know where to go to download dude-porn?

Have you not heard of Google? I had to pass over some really sick s**t to find the one dude with some pants on.

I could have used this pic:

You make the call.

Oh geez.....i think i would rather go with the Grandmas at this point. The G.I.L.F. sounds better then seeing chip&dales, and Drama Queen Chad. LOL LOL

[HairOnFire]

Have you not heard of Google? I had to pass over some really sick s**t to find the one dude with some pants on.

Yet somehow you managed to find a picture of a half naked dude that met your standards?

I warn you, doing this will change you.

[HairOnFire]

Oh geez.....i think i would rather go with the Grandmas at this point.

Did someone mention Cindy McCain?

[jjakq27]

This from Anthony Munoz and Dave Lapham on Andre Smith on Bengalsline last night (from Lance's blog)

Anthony Munoz on Andre Smith

From Bengals Line at Dickmann's

"I would never approach the Bengals.....I think to myself....as old as I am...I'd love to have him from January to July. Give me Andre for five days a week for one off-season. And he's mine. He's gotta make the commitment and do what I want him to do for that time.

I would do it for this much (showing a zero with his fingers)...just to see....as a challenge.

I love challenges. This is something I wouldn't take a penny just to do that."

http://www.700wlw.co...ame=bengals.xml Podcast of the conversation...we talked Andre Smith starting at about the 19-minute mark of the 2nd hour.

Lap on Andre Smith

"As it is...I think he's going to be a very expensive guard. I think he'll be a 6th pick that slides inside to eventually take Bobbie Williams' spot at right guard."

[BengalszoneBilly]

I warn you, doing this will change you.

Honestly I'm not worried about it changing me. My retirement plan could use a little change, but nothing close to the dire need of the Bengals under the ownership of Mike Brown. IMO we can talk about firing Marvin, the coaching staff, hiring replacements, and cutting/drafting players until we're blue in the face.

I could also post images of hotties or homos, but it obviously doesn't matter. It's just something to kill the time while following a lost team that likely will never find a championship in my lifetime.

[jjakq27]

.......but it obviously doesn't matter. It's just something to kill the time while following a lost team that likely will never find a championship in my lifetime.

My response to you is the New Orleans Saints and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, sir. Keep hoping and don't give up!

In light of the Bears 700th win I found this listing on NFL.com for the all-time records for each franchise.

http://www.profootba.../2010_Final.pdf

The record of some of the Bengals expansion brethren are as follows. The Dolphins are the head of that group by far.

Atlanta Falcons (1965)

276-390-6 (.415)

Miami Dolphins (1966)

387-281-4 (.579)

New Orleans Saints (1966)

275-378-5 (.422)

Cincinnati Bengals (1968)

282-360-2 (.439)

Seattle Seahawks (1976)

255-277-0 (.479)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1976)

208-323-1 (.392)

[kingwilly]

This from Anthony Munoz and Dave Lapham on Andre Smith on Bengalsline last night (from Lance's blog)

Anthony Munoz on Andre Smith

From Bengals Line at Dickmann's

"I would never approach the Bengals.....I think to myself....as old as I am...I'd love to have him from January to July. Give me Andre for five days a week for one off-season. And he's mine. He's gotta make the commitment and do what I want him to do for that time.

I would do it for this much (showing a zero with his fingers)...just to see....as a challenge.

I love challenges. This is something I wouldn't take a penny just to do that."

http://www.700wlw.co...ame=bengals.xml Podcast of the conversation...we talked Andre Smith starting at about the 19-minute mark of the 2nd hour.

Lap on Andre Smith

"As it is...I think he's going to be a very expensive guard. I think he'll be a 6th pick that slides inside to eventually take Bobbie Williams' spot at right guard."

Wow, that would be some kind of awesome if Munoz really made that happen. Doubtful but it would be seriously amazing. Perhaps the only thing that could keep what many of us, and now Lap, have been predicting about Smith moving inside to RG.

If I was Smith, I'd be on the phone to Munoz BEGGING to make this work. The fat monster has the physical tools but is saddled with the emotional development and maturity of a 14 year old.

[DC_Bengals_Fan]

Have you not heard of Google? I had to pass over some really sick s**t to find the one dude with some pants on.

I was thinking more of what kind of f-ed up crap you had to type into Google to find that.

If they lose another game, maybe you can borrow Hair's nekkid pictures of Katie that he was once kind enough to describe in vomitory detail.

[BengalPimp]

Oddly enough, I have found Owens' work admirable this season in the midst of this mess. Not saying he should be back, but at least I think he cares. Not sure who else on this team does.

I'm sure Palmer cares too, he just doesn't possess the ability to do anything about it.

Nothing to do with the topic because you can make a case for all but a handfull of players to be replaced, so......This is directed towards Billy....

Please for the sake of all things Bengalszone......CHANGE YOUR SIG !!!

Bengals win a game, and the beefcake goes away.

We'll at least for the season anyway.

Since you went to one extreme, I went to the other....See Sig Below

[BengalszoneBilly]

Since you went to one extreme, I went to the other....See Sig Below

I don't know what's more disgusting. The dude in my sig, or the Silicone Sisters in yours.

[DC_Bengals_Fan]

I think one of them's a dude.

[Kazkal]

if Bengals lose to the steelers kaz will be sporting ugo sig all ofseasson

PS,I approve hairs link.

[HairOnFire]

PS,I approve hairs link.

Look, we're Bengal fans and the only thing that wil get us through times like these is other Bengal fans. We simply must stick together.

We can be our own salvation.

Sadly, our brother Billy has now wandered down the path to Weinerville in a misguided search for who knows what. When he might return is anyones guess. For all we know Billy may choose to stay in Weinerville forever.

Don't let this happen to you.

People, should you ever feel as lost as Billy I beg of you....get your butt to Met-Art.com. Search the website for a reason to go on. And when you find it, and you will, think of your old buddy HairOnFire as you stare into the moist and musky meatcurtains of some eastern european hottie with a ridiculous name.

We're all in this together.

Ho is we.

[TJJackson]

Since you went to one extreme, I went to the other....See Sig Below

I assume the pricing (you bein the pimp an' all) is (from left to right) 10 dollars, 5 dollars, and 10 dollars.

[BengalPimp]

Since you went to one extreme, I went to the other....See Sig Below

I don't know what's more disgusting. The dude in my sig, or the Silicone Sisters in yours.

Again, you went to one extreme, I went to the other....But I'm pretty sure we can all agree on my new sig

[BengalPimp]

Since you went to one extreme, I went to the other....See Sig Below

I assume the pricing (you bein the pimp an' all) is (from left to right) 10 dollars, 5 dollars, and 10 dollars.

my new girl is a little more pricey

[BengalszoneBilly]

Since you went to one extreme, I went to the other....See Sig Below

I don't know what's more disgusting. The dude in my sig, or the Silicone Sisters in yours.

Again, you went to one extreme, I went to the other....But I'm pretty sure we can all agree on my new sig

She's a fine hazel eyed hottie. Worthy of being posted in Bengalszones most viewed thread

[Kazkal]

ooooi vay pimp, Much better.

[HairOnFire]

The Boobiemeister is dead. Long live the new Boobiemeister.

[BengalPimp]

The Boobiemeister is dead. Long live the new Boobiemeister.

Thank You.....Thank You

...But it's only temporary until Billy ends his (Female) Boobie Strike

[jjakq27]

The Boobiemeister is dead. Long live the new Boobiemeister.

What, one picture and Billy is dethroned? Na baby na.

I like Pimp's pic and all but Billy will always be the Boobiemeister until he no longer wants the title.

[HairOnFire]

What, one picture and Billy is dethroned? Na baby na.

It isn't a simple matter of one picture. It's a deliberate and blatant act of gender related terrorsim.

I like Pimp's pic and all but Billy will always be the Boobiemeister until he no longer wants the title.

Billy has abdicated the throne. Long live the new king.