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If I understand this, he's doing Dancing with The Stars now, and as soon as taping ends he morphs into Flava Flav and does a dating reality show with himself cast as the desirable bachelor?

He doesn't care about football in the least. We had our chance, but now that Dan Snyder hired that rat-faced guy from Denver, we'll never pawn him off on Washington.

We sure showed Chad. When a guy doesn't want to be on your team to the point that he goes to the lengths Chad went to, just trade him. We won the battle, but Chad won the war.

Anyone expecting his timing to be any good this season? Anyone expecting him to always be in the right spot at the right time? I'd take a 2nd rounder for him right now if anyone in the NFL is that stupid anymore.

Paging Al Davis.

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If I understand this, he's doing Dancing with The Stars now, and as soon as taping ends he morphs into Flava Flav and does a dating reality show with himself cast as the desirable bachelor?

He doesn't care about football in the least. We had our chance, but now that Dan Snyder hired that rat-faced guy from Denver, we'll never pawn him off on Washington.

We sure showed Chad. When a guy doesn't want to be on your team to the point that he goes to the lengths Chad went to, just trade him. We won the battle, but Chad won the war.

Anyone expecting his timing to be any good this season? Anyone expecting him to always be in the right spot at the right time? I'd take a 2nd rounder for him right now if anyone in the NFL is that stupid anymore.

Paging Al Davis.

Did Chad sleep with your girl or something? Cuz man do you hate him.

As for the Dancing with the Stars show, I'm actually fine with it. We already know Chad has pretty good footwork and moves on the field, but he may actually be able to improve his game...There have been MANY players at skill positions WR/RB who have taken up Ballet, and other Dancing to help improve their footwork and agility. He may come away with something new to add his repertoire on the field.

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What I care about is that NFL players spend their off-seasons working out, and working with their teammates. Often at the team facility.

Being an NFL player is a full-time job in 2010.

Chad treats it like it's 1967, and he can just show up at training camp and everything will fall into place.

His play has declined a lot in the past two seasons, and his lack of commitment in the off-season is a big reason why. It will continue this season, and ultimately it will hurt the Bengals.

Finally, have you ever watched one of those dating shows? Chad is very willingly being used by VH1 to sell ad time on their moronic network. I watched a few episodes of the Flava Flav show, and these guys essentially go out there and give up all personal dignity, all self-respect, and play the fool for a bunch of slack-jawed, dim-witted imbecels who make up 99.9% of the audience for this sort of thing.

Once a proud NFL athlete, now a clown sticking his toungue in the mouths of various skanks to hold the attention of a nation of idiots just long to keep us in front of our screens between the real programming; corporations shoving corn chips, cell phones, and shampoo in our faces. Don't think, just consume.

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