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I'm really surprised, honestly, that there isn't more pumpkin bashing today.

Two reasons:

1) The material this week is the same as last week. Same stupidity, same reasons.

2) It's not really sporting. Kind of like going to the Special Olympics to make fun of the gimps.

In Katie's defense (no, I can't believe I typed that, either) let's remember we all know who is really calling the shots.

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I'm really surprised, honestly, that there isn't more pumpkin bashing today.

Two reasons:

1) The material this week is the same as last week. Same stupidity, same reasons.

2) It's not really sporting. Kind of like going to the Special Olympics to make fun of the gimps.

In Katie's defense (no, I can't believe I typed that, either) let's remember we all know who is really calling the shots.

At the same time shes the one who ripped a sign out of a fans hands saying you don't know how hard it is!

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In Katie's defense (no, I can't believe I typed that, either) let's remember we all know who is really calling the shots.

I can't believe you did either! ;)

Given that, I still have to say that if you get well into your 40s and haven't yet grown enough intestinal fortitude to tell your old man when he's being a dink.... well,which is worse, spineless or stupid?

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In Katie's defense (no, I can't believe I typed that, either) let's remember we all know who is really calling the shots.

I can't believe you did either! ;)

Given that, I still have to say that if you get well into your 40s and haven't yet grown enough intestinal fortitude to tell your old man when he's being a dink.... well,which is worse, spineless or stupid?

Take your pick. I'll just stick with grossly incompetent.

There have always been suspicions that the whole Katie-as-GM bit was a fraud, that she was nothing more than a glorified secretary and well-compensated sock puppet for Daddy. I don't know if that's true, but from what (admittedly little) we've seen on HK, she hasn't done anything to disprove those rumors.

Beating up on Katie is sort of like beating up on Scooter Libby. Both deserve scorn, certainly, but neither is/was at the root of the problem.

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I think Henry is going to have a big year and bail us out of a few sticky situations. He nearly did exactly that vs the Steelers in 2006 (thanks Shane), but he'll never be a Phi Beta Kappa.

If he catches a couple TD passes vs the Steelers do we really care about this other stuff?

The true test will be the first time or two that he is required to reach over his head for the ball while going over the middle. I want him to find the cure for his alligator arms.

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They might not have to worry about him going over the middle that much if they were to move Coles to the slot like they have been mentioning.

I agree though that he just needs to stay focused so those problems don't become worse. I love our WR corps at this point though. LOVE...

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There have always been suspicions that the whole Katie-as-GM bit was a fraud, that she was nothing more than a glorified secretary and well-compensated sock puppet for Daddy. I don't know if that's true, but from what (admittedly little) we've seen on HK, she hasn't done anything to disprove those rumors.

You're correct, of course. I think we can just go with common sense - no way Mikey lets her do anything he doesn't approve. I think he's probably having Katie take over gradually so she's "prepared" (using that term very loosely) when Mikey goes to meet Daddy.

I'd still have more respect for her if she just came clean with Keels rather than just bleating incoherently, though. Just tell him, "Hey, we think a rookie tackle isn't worth the 20% bump that picks are seeing this year. We respect the slotting system, but it's a bad move for us to sign him at that price. Let's get creative...". Instead, we get "It's a lot of money, baaaaaah."

Personally, I'd never take a job where I'm a sock puppet no matter how much you pay me, but that's just me.

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oh, if someone comes to you with the million dollar a year sock puppet job, could you have them contact me?

Sure. To me, some things are more important than money.

Other things I won't do for a million dollars: give BJs at a leper colony. Shall I forward your resume, or Mr. Mexico's? ;)

Is there even such a thing as a leper colony?

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I'm watching episode 2 again and it just got to the part with the cop giving a "safety" lesson . . . did anyone else think this was one of the more ridiculous things they've seen in a long time? I understand why it's happening and i'm sure some of it is really important stuff, but "did you know that, statistically speaking, more people die from coconuts every year than shark attacks?!" WHY in the world does the cop thing professional football players need to know that? Both hilarious and outrageous. Looking forward to episode 3.

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oh, if someone comes to you with the million dollar a year sock puppet job, could you have them contact me?

Sure. To me, some things are more important than money.

Other things I won't do for a million dollars: give BJs at a leper colony. Shall I forward your resume, or Mr. Mexico's? ;)

Is there even such a thing as a leper colony?

I believe that in the NFL it's also called "Cincinnati." :lol:

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oh, if someone comes to you with the million dollar a year sock puppet job, could you have them contact me?

Sure. To me, some things are more important than money.

Other things I won't do for a million dollars: give BJs at a leper colony. Shall I forward your resume, or Mr. Mexico's? ;)

Is there even such a thing as a leper colony?

I believe that in the NFL it's also called "Cincinnati." :lol:

I would think that would at least be Detroit or Oakland before Cincy.

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I think it's still Cincinnati, but unless the Lions go 12-4, they take over as the worst sports franchise in all of sports for a decade from the Bengals. Couple that with the

0-16 beauty last season and that title will forever rest in Detroit. Better them than us !!!

"We're number 31!! We're number 31!! Not 32!! Not 32!!"

I'm pretty sure we are still #32 in fan expectation though.

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I think it's still Cincinnati, but unless the Lions go 12-4, they take over as the worst sports franchise in all of sports for a decade from the Bengals. Couple that with the

0-16 beauty last season and that title will forever rest in Detroit. Better them than us !!!

"We're number 31!! We're number 31!! Not 32!! Not 32!!"

I'm pretty sure we are still #32 in fan expectation though.

Well, seeing as how it's ALL sports franchises, I'm sure the number is higher than 32 and while there is nothing to be all excited about, count me in the group that would prefer that title belong to another organization. We have enough bullsh*t to deal with already.

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Is there even such a thing as a leper colony?

I take this to mean you are willing to take the job.....

I will take some of my million dollar salary and ship you a crate of extra-strong mouthwash. Hmm, make that two cases.

The lepers say they'd rather not be serviced by someone named "Ron Mexico"...

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The next episode supposably focuses on "operations" and the front office - meetings etc.., Should be interesting.

Thanks to HC for the Justin.tv link last time, and someone else who posted a link to where it's archived somewhere (forget).

So anyone who can post something this Weds would be appreciated!

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Is there even such a thing as a leper colony?

I take this to mean you are willing to take the job.....

I will take some of my million dollar salary and ship you a crate of extra-strong mouthwash. Hmm, make that two cases.

The lepers say they'd rather not be serviced by someone named "Ron Mexico"...

Right, cause I'm sure lepers are worried about getting herpes...

ronmexicotrouble.jpg

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