The Defense that could have been

[gregstephens]

Anyway, I am pretty satisfied with our current DTs Pat Simds, Domato Pekdo, and Tank Johndson. I did have hopes for Jason Shirdley as well, but it looks like Clinton McDondald has impressed.

I do gotta admit I thought this was actually pretty funny. Had to read it three times to get it.

If he wants to be really technical you should be putting an apostrophe anytime you put DT in the plural form.

Nuh uh. An apostrophe is only used as a possessive or a contraction. It is never used as a plural.

(now I gone an' dun it)

[Clackwoods]

Anyway, I am pretty satisfied with our current DTs Pat Simds, Domato Pekdo, and Tank Johndson. I did have hopes for Jason Shirdley as well, but it looks like Clinton McDondald has impressed.

I do gotta admit I thought this was actually pretty funny. Had to read it three times to get it.

If he wants to be really technical you should be putting an apostrophe anytime you put DT in the plural form.

Nuh uh. An apostrophe is only used as a possessive or a contraction. It is never used as a plural.

(now I gone an' dun it)

Well you have your own column, so I will stand corrected...lol

[ArmyBengal]

If we want to stay in the line of "what if", what if we had switched to a 3-4 and had Rivers, Thurman, Maualuga, and Pollack as a linebacking corps ??

Anyway...

Well, I have seen that discussion in the forum. Unfortunately, Thurman is a drunk and Pollack broke his neck. Also, if we still had those two we wouldn't have drafted Rivers or Rey. I personally would much rather have the Corps we have now.

Hey, that's MY "what if" you go find your own and quit sh*tting all over mine !!!

Yeah, I agree though. Don't let this get you all worked up. We've all started a thread with thoughts of how it would turn out, only to have it go horribly wrong. Some more than others... Anyway, no big deal... For what it's worth, I have found this thread pretty amusing. TJ's what if cracked me up.

[Pidge]

Good thread.

[JoePong]

Anyway, I am pretty satisfied with our current DTs Pat Simds, Domato Pekdo, and Tank Johndson. I did have hopes for Jason Shirdley as well, but it looks like Clinton McDondald has impressed.

I do gotta admit I thought this was actually pretty funny. Had to read it three times to get it.

If he wants to be really technical you should be putting an apostrophe anytime you put DT in the plural form.

Nuh uh. An apostrophe is only used as a possessive or a contraction. It is never used as a plural.

(now I gone an' dun it)

You are correct. You don't use an apostrophe to denote plural. That's basic kindergarten grammar. I suppose this is indicative of why the rest of the population didn't score a 1550 on the SAT like I did.

[BengalszoneBilly]

Anyway, I am pretty satisfied with our current DTs Pat Simds, Domato Pekdo, and Tank Johndson. I did have hopes for Jason Shirdley as well, but it looks like Clinton McDondald has impressed.

I do gotta admit I thought this was actually pretty funny. Had to read it three times to get it.

If he wants to be really technical you should be putting an apostrophe anytime you put DT in the plural form.

Nuh uh. An apostrophe is only used as a possessive or a contraction. It is never used as a plural.

(now I gone an' dun it)

You are correct. You don't use an apostrophe to denote plural. That's basic kindergarten grammar. I suppose this is indicative of why the rest of the population didn't score a 1550 on the SAT like I did.

I've read some geeky posts in my days at Bengalszone, but I've never witnessed any where someone was tooting their own horn about test scores.

[Clackwoods]

Anyway, I am pretty satisfied with our current DTs Pat Simds, Domato Pekdo, and Tank Johndson. I did have hopes for Jason Shirdley as well, but it looks like Clinton McDondald has impressed.

I do gotta admit I thought this was actually pretty funny. Had to read it three times to get it.

If he wants to be really technical you should be putting an apostrophe anytime you put DT in the plural form.

Nuh uh. An apostrophe is only used as a possessive or a contraction. It is never used as a plural.

(now I gone an' dun it)

You are correct. You don't use an apostrophe to denote plural. That's basic kindergarten grammar. I suppose this is indicative of why the rest of the population didn't score a 1550 on the SAT like I did.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

It's official, you are the biggest douche bag Bengal fan out there.

Anyways, I don't need to spell or have good grammar, I am a Marine, as long as I can shoot and kick ass I am good.

[ArmyBengal]

I suppose this is indicative of why the rest of the population didn't score a 1550 on the SAT like I did.

Another smart guy on the board !!! Thanks, that was some funny sh*t right there !!! Sad, but funny...

[gregstephens]

Anyway, I am pretty satisfied with our current DTs Pat Simds, Domato Pekdo, and Tank Johndson. I did have hopes for Jason Shirdley as well, but it looks like Clinton McDondald has impressed.

I do gotta admit I thought this was actually pretty funny. Had to read it three times to get it.

If he wants to be really technical you should be putting an apostrophe anytime you put DT in the plural form.

Nuh uh. An apostrophe is only used as a possessive or a contraction. It is never used as a plural.

(now I gone an' dun it)

You are correct. You don't use an apostrophe to denote plural. That's basic kindergarten grammar. I suppose this is indicative of why the rest of the population didn't score a 1550 on the SAT like I did.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

It's official, you are the biggest douche bag Bengal fan out there.

Anyways, I don't need to spell or have good grammar, I am a Marine, as long as I can shoot and kick ass I am good.

[derekshank]

You are correct. You don't use an apostrophe to denote plural. That's basic kindergarten grammar. I suppose this is indicative of why the rest of the population didn't score a 1550 on the SAT like I did.

The SAT dude? Really?

Either you are too young to realize that no one gives a s**t about SAT scores... or so lacking in self-confidence that you felt the need to bring up an old test score to a bunch of internet strangers. Either way, it's an insult to you.

I've got a test for you. You should look into taking the MMPI-2. I'm guessing the results will show that you have a narcissistic personality disorder. But hey... you're not the only one around here with that problem.

[Ickey44]

Anyway, I am pretty satisfied with our current DTs Pat Simds, Domato Pekdo, and Tank Johndson. I did have hopes for Jason Shirdley as well, but it looks like Clinton McDondald has impressed.

I do gotta admit I thought this was actually pretty funny. Had to read it three times to get it.

If he wants to be really technical you should be putting an apostrophe anytime you put DT in the plural form.

Nuh uh. An apostrophe is only used as a possessive or a contraction. It is never used as a plural.

(now I gone an' dun it)

You are correct. You don't use an apostrophe to denote plural. That's basic kindergarten grammar. I suppose this is indicative of why the rest of the population didn't score a 1550 on the SAT like I did.

Since when do they teach grammer in kindergarden? They teach kids the alphabet and get them started on reading and basic math in kindergarden, not grammer. Especially not how to pluralize an acronym.

Owned.

[membengal]

You are correct. You don't use an apostrophe to denote plural. That's basic kindergarten grammar. I suppose this is indicative of why the rest of the population didn't score a 1550 on the SAT like I did.

The SAT dude? Really?

Either you are too young to realize that no one gives a s**t about SAT scores... or so lacking in self-confidence that you felt the need to bring up an old test score to a bunch of internet strangers. Either way, it's an insult to you.

I've got a test for you. You should look into taking the MMPI-2. I'm guessing the results will show that you have a narcissistic personality disorder. But hey... you're not the only one around here with that problem.

That's pretty f**kin' funny. In your face,...hey, wait. I resemble that remark.

[gregstephens]

You are correct. You don't use an apostrophe to denote plural. That's basic kindergarten grammar. I suppose this is indicative of why the rest of the population didn't score a 1550 on the SAT like I did.

The SAT dude? Really?

Either you are too young to realize that no one gives a s**t about SAT scores... or so lacking in self-confidence that you felt the need to bring up an old test score to a bunch of internet strangers. Either way, it's an insult to you.

I've got a test for you. You should look into taking the MMPI-2. I'm guessing the results will show that you have a narcissistic personality disorder. But hey... you're not the only one around here with that problem.

That's pretty f**kin' funny. In your face,...hey, wait. I resemble that remark.

I have dealt with dozens if not hundreds of MMPIs in my profession. I would LOVE to take that test. Funny part is, though, no one passes.

[derekshank]

You are correct. You don't use an apostrophe to denote plural. That's basic kindergarten grammar. I suppose this is indicative of why the rest of the population didn't score a 1550 on the SAT like I did.

The SAT dude? Really?

Either you are too young to realize that no one gives a s**t about SAT scores... or so lacking in self-confidence that you felt the need to bring up an old test score to a bunch of internet strangers. Either way, it's an insult to you.

I've got a test for you. You should look into taking the MMPI-2. I'm guessing the results will show that you have a narcissistic personality disorder. But hey... you're not the only one around here with that problem.

That's pretty f**kin' funny. In your face,...hey, wait. I resemble that remark.

I have dealt with dozens if not hundreds of MMPIs in my profession. I would LOVE to take that test. Funny part is, though, no one passes.

Very true. It's designed to show you everything that's wrong with you. Even a fairly well adjusted person will find themselves feeling a bit neurotic when going through their results. Good times.

Of course... most people never get to see their own results. Unless of course they are taking the test and and grading it themselves as an assignment in a Psych Measurement class. I found out I'm pretty f**ked up. But so is everyone else.

[membengal]

Point of order, you are a die hard Bengals fan, derek. By definition...

[derekshank]

Point of order, you are a die hard Bengals fan, derek. By definition...

Good point. Although masochism didn't show up on the test.

Although... in my many psych classes, I did learn that disappointment has everything to do with expectations. I was taught that sometimes the main cause for being disappointed is a false idea about rejection or failure. I learned that if you are serious about success, failure should be a friend who guides you to the correct direction, the road to success may be full of failures but in the end you will see your dreams coming true.

See... my psych education has forced me into being a die-hard Bengal fan! I've come to embrace failure as a necessary tool for success! At least I'm sure that's how Mike Brown views it.

[Ickey44]

At least I'm sure that's how Mike Brown views it.

I'm sure he'll take any plausible rationalization. And you won't be compensated for the idea, either.

[TJJackson]

Army - can we make a requirement that everyone enter their SAT score into their profile and we'll display it right under the avatar?

Golly jeepers, that'd be swell

I'm going with an even 1K for the over/under for my sweety Hair

[ArmyBengal]

Army - can we make a requirement that everyone enter their SAT score into their profile and we'll display it right under the avatar?

Along with highest level of education and the size of your pecker (minus female members of course).

That way before getting into a dick wagging contest with another member, you'll know what you're up against.

Will that work TJ ??

[gregstephens]

Army - can we make a requirement that everyone enter their SAT score into their profile and we'll display it right under the avatar?

Along with highest level of education and the size of your pecker (minus female members of course).

That way before getting into a dick wagging contest with another member, you'll know what you're up against.

Will that work TJ ??

It actually would be quite interesting to see how all of those things correlate, actually.

[TJJackson]

That'd work, but there are a few details to work out

such as

Will MomsLikeMe.com be treated as a male or a female for this purpose?

Should borderline non-heterosexuals like agreen be able to see the measurement data?

[Pidge]

I'm guessing the results will show that you have a narcissistic personality disorder. But hey... you're not the only one around here with that problem.

Screw you man, I know you mean me here. At least have the courage to say that kinda trash to my rugged male model face, which is attached to my stupidly buff body.

[HairOnFire]

Nice job, you buttmunches. You drove the man crazy.