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They should just give Troy Smith a chance. He played well when given an oppurtunity last year.

Kids a winner. And a good player if they would just give him a chance.

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Steve McNair Injured Again

Written by Paul Myfinger

FNN (Fake News Network)

04/17/08

Baltimore Raven QB Steve McNair was injured today when Raven GM Ozzie Newsome attempted to hand the aging quarterback a gold watch during McNair's retirement press conference. "It was sickening. You could hear bones breaking and tendons snapping. There was blood everywhere." said Newsome. He added, "The watch was ruined. It's a total loss."

McNair was rushed to the Ravens training room where his injuries were diagnosed. He was later transferred to a local hospital. After four hours of surgery he was released.

McNair has made no statement since the injuries were sustained, but his agent addressed the press outside of Raven facilities. "We expect Steve to recover completely in a few months. He's a tough guy."

Before being injured McNair had expessed his thanks to the Ravens for giving him an opportunity, and said he was looking forward to spending quiet days on his ranch. "I won't miss being chased down by defensive lineman. I'm too old for that."

UPDATE: Steve McNair killed by a cow. (Details to follow)

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Steve McNair Injured Again

Written by Paul Myfinger

FNN (Fake News Network)

04/17/08

Baltimore Raven QB Steve McNair was injured today when Raven GM Ozzie Newsome attempted to hand the aging quarterback a gold watch during McNair's retirement press conference. "It was sickening. You could hear bones breaking and tendons snapping. There was blood everywhere." said Newsome. He added, "The watch was ruined. It's a total loss."

McNair was rushed to the Ravens training room where his injuries were diagnosed. He was later transferred to a local hospital. After four hours of surgery he was released.

McNair has made no statement since the injuries were sustained, but his agent addressed the press outside of Raven facilities. "We expect Steve to recover completely in a few months. He's a tough guy."

Before being injured McNair expessed had his thanks to the Ravens for giving him an opportunity, and said he was looking forward to spending quiet days on his ranch. "I won't miss being chased down by defensive lineman. I'm too old for that."

UPDATE: Steve McNair killed by a cow. (Details to follow)

Funny. Sadly, Chris Perry heard the news, and was badly injured by the intense feeling of respect and admiration he had for McNair. A couple broken ribs, cracked vertabrae, and a dislocated ankle just for good measure.

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They should just give Troy Smith a chance. He played well when given an oppurtunity last year.

Kids a winner. And a good player if they would just give him a chance.

Indeed. Oh but he's not 6'5". There's no way he could ever become a good QB right? I mean it's not as if the ability to actually throw the ball accurately has been a high priority for many teams in the last couple of years. Cutler is about the only one I can think of and Vince Young was taken 8 spots higher in the same draft. Jamarcus Russel? Well he's just so big and manly and has a tough guy scowl. He's bound to succeed. :rolleyes:

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