DDOGG Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Name: carson palmer B-Day: 12-27-79 Age: 26 Eye Color: brown Hair Color: brown Height: 6-5 Best Feature: arm Shoe Size: 14 Ring Size: idk Addictions: pain killers for knee Pets: a dog Piercings: no Tattoos: no Nickname: car Car: haha many Parents still together: i disowned them Siblings: ehhh Live with Parents?: noo Favorite/Most Important Feature of the opposite sex: boomers wife Spot to be kissed: penis Sports Team: bengals not steelers Holiday: christmas Alcoholic Drink: boose Non-Alcoholic Drink: pepsi Quote: were gonna put a hurtin on the steel curtain Lesson Learned: dont say were gonna put a hurtin on the steel curtain Thing a friend has done for you: blew me Thing you have done for a friend: blew chad back Baby names (girl): b Baby names (boy): g Ben & Jerry's Flavor: idk Starbucks Drink: vanilla Season: fall winter Have You Ever Wished on a star: yes to survive the steelers game damn stars Been in love: with boomers wife Been out of the country: yes Talked on the phone all night: yes to boomers wife Bungee jumped: no Driven cross-country: no Had surgery: on my knee Been told you might die: polamalu told me that in pre-game Told someone you love them: boomers wife Wished you HAD told someone you loved them: boomer Asked someone out: yes Kissed someone (made the first move): boomers ex wife and dog As a child, had a skip-it: sure What about a sock-em-bop: no Kissed the same sex: im not bret favre Gone out in public with you PJ's on: im not tom brady Laughed so hard that a liquid came out of your nose: no Had sex in a car: yes with boomers wife whil i was kicking his dog Past Relationships Who is the person you last broke up with: idk How long did you date that person: idk Was it love: no Did you have sex with them: yes Were they older/younger: they were 12 Were they shorter/taller: shorter like 5 Have you had other boy/girlfriends?: yes 43585738 of em Any you wish you could talk to: nooooooooooooooo Any you hate: yessssssssssss Current Relationship Do you have a boy/girlfriend: boomers wife Where did you meet: hehe How long have you been together: 8 years What is your anniversary date: tonight What is his/her full name: i cant tell Were you attracted to them from the first moment you saw them: no i just wanna get boomer pissed Do you trust him/her: no Have you cheated on him/her: yes with my wife Is it love: no What's his/her favorite meal: idc What's his/her favorite band: idc High School Public/Private: public Best Friend: Boy/GirlFriend: Job: football playa Prom Date: boomers wife Best Memory: Worst Memory: Graduate(?): Leave a virgin: hell no im a pimp ask chad College Away/Commute: away Best Friend: troy Boy/girlfriend: no Major: football Job: football Greek?: no Graduate(?): yes Leave a virgin: noo This or That Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries Meat/Veggie: meat TV/Movie: movie Hugs/Kisses: sex Guitar/Drums: drums Chinese/Mexican: chinc Day/Night: day Cheerios/Corn Flakes: cheerios Snickers/MilkyWay: snickers Gold/Silver: gold grills Black/Brown: brown Elvis/Beatles: beatles Sprinkles/Icing: icing Cookie/Donut: cookie Cake/Pie: pie Coke/Pepsi: pepsi I am: f**king boomers wife thought: when can i piss boomer off need: sex want: sex love: sex hate: boomer wish I was: god will always: f**k http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...iendid=54964923 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agreen_112 Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Its not real and please quite flooding the boards with this kind of garbage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazkal Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Carsons like 28. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet23 Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 O.K., who's 4-year old wrote this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 That's just the dumbest sh*t I've seen on this board...WHODEY !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengalsfansince68 Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 That's just the dumbest sh*t I've seen on this board...The dumbest sh*t I've seen on this board covers a mighty broad spectrum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 That's just the dumbest sh*t I've seen on this board...WHODEY !!!Preach it, brother.<Boo, boo, hissss, hissss> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 That's just the dumbest sh*t I've seen on this board...WHODEY !!!That's just the dumbest sh*t I've seen on this board...The dumbest sh*t I've seen on this board covers a mighty broad spectrum.How fast we forget Spain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 please quite flooding the boards with this kind of garbage!You mean like folks posting pictures of NFL players in homosexually-oriented poses, or requests to grab other BZ members from behind while naked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 That's just the dumbest sh*t I've seen on this board...The dumbest sh*t I've seen on this board covers a mighty broad spectrum.Making just how dumb this thread is just that amazing...WHODEY !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ29 Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 How fast we forget Spain. That man was a quite a character. He made s**t interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 How fast we forget Spain. That man was a quite a character. He made s**t interesting. Just as did your always stoned high school friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damiancasey Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 I don't get it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.