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Name: carson palmer

B-Day: 12-27-79

Age: 26

Eye Color: brown

Hair Color: brown

Height: 6-5

Best Feature: arm

Shoe Size: 14

Ring Size: idk

Addictions: pain killers for knee

Pets: a dog

Piercings: no

Tattoos: no

Nickname: car

Car: haha many

Parents still together: i disowned them

Siblings: ehhh

Live with Parents?: noo

Favorite/Most Important

Feature of the opposite sex: boomers wife

Spot to be kissed: penis

Sports Team: bengals not steelers

Holiday: christmas

Alcoholic Drink: boose

Non-Alcoholic Drink: pepsi

Quote: were gonna put a hurtin on the steel curtain

Lesson Learned: dont say were gonna put a hurtin on the steel curtain

Thing a friend has done for you: blew me

Thing you have done for a friend: blew chad back

Baby names (girl): b

Baby names (boy): g

Ben & Jerry's Flavor: idk

Starbucks Drink: vanilla

Season: fall winter

Have You Ever

Wished on a star: yes to survive the steelers game damn stars

Been in love: with boomers wife

Been out of the country: yes

Talked on the phone all night: yes to boomers wife

Bungee jumped: no

Driven cross-country: no

Had surgery: on my knee

Been told you might die: polamalu told me that in pre-game

Told someone you love them: boomers wife

Wished you HAD told someone you loved them: boomer

Asked someone out: yes

Kissed someone (made the first move): boomers ex wife and dog

As a child, had a skip-it: sure

What about a sock-em-bop: no

Kissed the same sex: im not bret favre

Gone out in public with you PJ's on: im not tom brady

Laughed so hard that a liquid came out of your nose: no

Had sex in a car: yes with boomers wife whil i was kicking his dog

Past Relationships

Who is the person you last broke up with: idk

How long did you date that person: idk

Was it love: no

Did you have sex with them: yes

Were they older/younger: they were 12

Were they shorter/taller: shorter like 5

Have you had other boy/girlfriends?: yes 43585738 of em

Any you wish you could talk to: nooooooooooooooo

Any you hate: yessssssssssss

Current Relationship

Do you have a boy/girlfriend: boomers wife

Where did you meet: hehe

How long have you been together: 8 years

What is your anniversary date: tonight

What is his/her full name: i cant tell

Were you attracted to them from the first moment you saw them: no i just wanna get boomer pissed

Do you trust him/her: no

Have you cheated on him/her: yes with my wife

Is it love: no

What's his/her favorite meal: idc

What's his/her favorite band: idc

High School

Public/Private: public

Best Friend:

Boy/GirlFriend:

Job: football playa

Prom Date: boomers wife

Best Memory:

Worst Memory:

Graduate(?):

Leave a virgin: hell no im a pimp ask chad

College

Away/Commute: away

Best Friend: troy

Boy/girlfriend: no

Major: football

Job: football

Greek?: no

Graduate(?): yes

Leave a virgin: noo

This or That

Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries

Meat/Veggie: meat

TV/Movie: movie

Hugs/Kisses: sex

Guitar/Drums: drums

Chinese/Mexican: chinc

Day/Night: day

Cheerios/Corn Flakes: cheerios

Snickers/MilkyWay: snickers

Gold/Silver: gold grills

Black/Brown: brown

Elvis/Beatles: beatles

Sprinkles/Icing: icing

Cookie/Donut: cookie

Cake/Pie: pie

Coke/Pepsi: pepsi

I am: f**king boomers wife

thought: when can i piss boomer off

need: sex

want: sex

love: sex

hate: boomer

wish I was: god

will always: f**k

:lol::lol:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...iendid=54964923

Posted
That's just the dumbest sh*t I've seen on this board...

WHODEY !!!

That's just the dumbest sh*t I've seen on this board...

The dumbest sh*t I've seen on this board covers a mighty broad spectrum.

How fast we forget Spain. ^_^

Posted
That's just the dumbest sh*t I've seen on this board...

The dumbest sh*t I've seen on this board covers a mighty broad spectrum.

Making just how dumb this thread is just that amazing...

WHODEY !!!

Posted
How fast we forget Spain. ^_^

That man was a quite a character. He made s**t interesting. :lol:

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