Scottishbengal Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Billybroome dies and because of various "indiscretions" when upon the earth he gets sent to Hell.After a few weeks the Devil decides to check up on how BB is settling in, the gauges of his firey cell are set at 40% humidity and +25degrees C. Billy appears to be in his element, wearing a tshirt and shorts - "this is just like an Arizona spring day" he tells Satan, who isn't amused.The gauges are re-set and BB is left to stew for a couple more weeks at 80% humidity and +32degrees C. When Lucifer checks back in on him Billy is happy as anything, shirtless and happy, "this is just like a late June day in Alabama". Satan, mightily unimpressed, re-sets the dials again this time at 90% humidity and +40 degrees C. After three weeks Billy is still not concerned, down to his boxers and still smiling he says "this reminds me of being in Mexico in August!".The Devil, now totally pissed off twirls the gauges in anger and storms out. He returns next February where he checks the dials which are showing 95% humidity and minus 52degrees C. He looks in through the door only to find Billy skating across the floor and kissing every icicle he can and yelling "woooo hoooo, the Bengals have finally won the Superbowl!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Billybroome dies and because of various "indiscretions" when upon the earth he gets sent to Hell.After a few weeks the Devil decides to check up on how BB is settling in, the gauges of his firey cell are set at 40% humidity and +25degrees C. Billy appears to be in his element, wearing a tshirt and shorts - "this is just like an Arizona spring day" he tells Satan, who isn't amused.The gauges are re-set and BB is left to stew for a couple more weeks at 80% humidity and +32degrees C. When Lucifer checks back in on him Billy is happy as anything, shirtless and happy, "this is just like a late June day in Alabama". Satan, mightily unimpressed, re-sets the dials again this time at 90% humidity and +40 degrees C. After three weeks Billy is still not concerned, down to his boxers and still smiling he says "this reminds me of being in Mexico in August!".The Devil, now totally pissed off twirls the gauges in anger and storms out. He returns next February where he checks the dials which are showing 95% humidity and minus 52degrees C. He looks in through the door only to find Billy skating across the floor and kissing every icicle he can and yelling "woooo hoooo, the Bengals have finally won the Superbowl!" :lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ox Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 I sw this thread and was like WHAT??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 I saw this thread and was like WHAT???How do you think I felt! I was thinkin' what does that whacked out Scotsman know that I don't! Just goes to show the fun you can have when there's a bottle of good Scotch Whiskey at home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBenBlows Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 I sw this thread and was like WHAT???Me too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 I can't say as the thought didn't go through my mind as well... Nice to know you aren't dead Billy, good job with that !!!WHODEY !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottishbengal Posted November 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Sorry for any confusion (or worry) folks - it was just me spreading a wee bit of glee through Bengaldoom. Billy, I'm sure, is indestructible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Billy, I'm sure, is indestructible!I used to believe that myself at at one time. Then in the course of two days while living in Las Vegas, a couple of kinky young ladies demonstrated to me otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 In the aftermath of Billy's untimely death, I am sure his widow needs two things1) Money - burial, coffins, etc etc do not come cheap2) Alcohol - this is a terrible loss for humanity as a whole, but think of his poor widow. She will need drinks for toasts, and to calm her nerves and take the edge of the intense grief she must be feelingso - in sum - we should all begin sending large quantities of cash and booze to Billy's address. Its the least we can do. the very least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 so - in sum - we should all begin sending large quantities of cash and booze to Billy's address. Its the least we can do. the very least.Do what T.J. says ASAP. He is a wise man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 *deleted* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted December 3, 2007 Report Share Posted December 3, 2007 Rumor has it Billy's widow immediately cashed the life insurance check and purchased breast implants. "He would have wanted it this way." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted December 3, 2007 Report Share Posted December 3, 2007 Rumor has it Billy's widow immediately cashed the life insurance check and purchased breast implants. "He would have wanted it this way."My wife seemed to think that was funnier than I did. I need to keep an eye on her now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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