Name the Steelers Mascot!

[The PatternMaster]

wee willy woofter the poofter.

[SteelerFan87]

Meh, I'm not a big fan of this mascot crap. But, at least our mascot won't be named after the 3rd Hussein brother. (Uday, Qusay, Whodey for those of you unable to figure it out)

[The PatternMaster]

Meh, I'm not a big fan of this mascot crap. But, at least our mascot won't be named after the 3rd Hussein brother. (Uday, Qusay, Whodey for those of you unable to figure it out)

Just a bit of advice, if you have to explain a joke then it's not funny.

[duus]

Meh, I'm not a big fan of this mascot crap. But, at least our mascot won't be named after the 3rd Hussein brother. (Uday, Qusay, Whodey for those of you unable to figure it out)

Just a bit of advice, if you have to explain a joke then it's not funny.

No doubt. SF87 has said many things that are truly funny, others that show good football sense, many that prove him being a Urine fan through and through, and at times respectful that this is a Bengals message board ... but this one is, well, dumb. Was that really a joke? Heck, I've heard many arguments about how the Who-Dey thing is ridiculous, uneducated, silly, etc ... and I can see merit in many of them ... but '3rd Hussein brother'? Come on SF87, I think I have read enough from you over the last year to know that you can do much better than this! I told you this Pissburgh air quality would eventually mess up your brain. Seriously, you need much less time hanging around those Urine fans on the trolley, and more time reading BengalsZone.

[SteelerFan87]

Meh, I'm not a big fan of this mascot crap. But, at least our mascot won't be named after the 3rd Hussein brother. (Uday, Qusay, Whodey for those of you unable to figure it out)

Just a bit of advice, if you have to explain a joke then it's not funny.

Well, normally I wouldn't have explained it, but I was afraid some of the less intellectually blessed members here might not get the reference.

others that show good football sense

What's this? A compliment? Why duus, I'm shocked. Thank you!

But come on, say it out loud "Uday, Qusay, and Whodey". You don't think that's funny? Jeez, tought crowd.

[duus]

others that show good football sense

But come on, say it out loud "Uday, Qusay, and Whodey". You don't think that's funny? Jeez, tought crowd.

[Steelers5X]

Yep, I have to agree with all the Bungle fans. The Steeler mascot is gay as hell, no doubt about it. But I don't really care about mascots, they don't win Super Bowls. Come to think of it, neither do cheerleaders! So knock the organization all you want, but...

....BOTTOM LINE IS CINCINNATI DOES NOT EVEN HAVE ONE TITLE, ZERO, ZILCH, NADA! (If you guys get a mascot maybe you can use those for names). Or how about 0 for 2.

WIN THE BIG ONE THEN MAYBE YOU LOSERS CAN RUN YOUR MOUTHS!

[The PatternMaster]

Yep, I have to agree with all the Bungle fans. The Steeler mascot is gay as hell, no doubt about it. But I don't really care about mascots, they don't win Super Bowls. Come to think of it, neither do cheerleaders! So knock the organization all you want, but...

....BOTTOM LINE IS CINCINNATI DOES NOT EVEN HAVE ONE TITLE, ZERO, ZILCH, NADA! (If you guys get a mascot maybe you can use those for names). Or how about 0 for 2.

WIN THE BIG ONE THEN MAYBE YOU LOSERS CAN RUN YOUR MOUTHS!

NEW YORK, NY -- The NFL is looking into reports that a Pittsburgh Steelers doctor was on the customer list of a Florida pharmacy whose owners have been indicted by a grand jury in Albany, New York. But it's nothing far from the ordinary.

League spokesman Greg Aiello says the league routinely checks out reports about activities with drugs or other substances that involve N-F-L personnel.

Records show the doctor purchased about 150-thousand dollars worth of testosterone and human growth hormone and put it on his personal credit card.

What was that you were saying?

[dez0923]

How about "Iwhoant Ceeohate" because there is no way this atrocity will make it to the end of the year.

[The PatternMaster]

I like Wee Willy Woofter the Poofter, it has an international ring to it.

[kenyon1977]

CAPTAIN POO_FACE

[jjakq27]

Yep, I have to agree with all the Bungle fans. The Steeler mascot is gay as hell, no doubt about it. But I don't really care about mascots, they don't win Super Bowls. Come to think of it, neither do cheerleaders! So knock the organization all you want, but...

....BOTTOM LINE IS CINCINNATI DOES NOT EVEN HAVE ONE TITLE, ZERO, ZILCH, NADA! (If you guys get a mascot maybe you can use those for names). Or how about 0 for 2.

WIN THE BIG ONE THEN MAYBE YOU LOSERS CAN RUN YOUR MOUTHS!

Just like Joey Porter I guess....

BTW, welcome to Bengalszone! Which one are you, so we can put a name with a face?

Maybe the mascot should be the little kid named "Seven". With that name he's kind of ruined for life now so at least he will be able to contribute something to society.

[kenyon1977]

"Maybe the mascot should be the little kid named "Seven". With that name he's kind of ruined for life now so at least he will be able to contribute something to society."

Yeah he can ruin your franchise just like he did on "Married With Children"

[HoosierCat]

Ahhh...it's the thread that keeps on giving.

Anyhow, how about...

Rivet McManwelder?

Steel Helmethammer?

Chin Spoogedrippinton?

Harry Nippleovich?

[bengal4life]

Yep, I have to agree with all the Bungle fans. The Steeler mascot is gay as hell, no doubt about it. But I don't really care about mascots, they don't win Super Bowls. Come to think of it, neither do cheerleaders! So knock the organization all you want, but...

....BOTTOM LINE IS CINCINNATI DOES NOT EVEN HAVE ONE TITLE, ZERO, ZILCH, NADA! (If you guys get a mascot maybe you can use those for names). Or how about 0 for 2.

WIN THE BIG ONE THEN MAYBE YOU LOSERS CAN RUN YOUR MOUTHS!

Super bowl wins.

1*,2*,3*,4*,5*

Some of those wins could have been without the use of roids but we'll probably never know.

Roidie McRoiderton

[duus]

Yep, I have to agree with all the Bungle fans. The Steeler mascot is gay as hell, no doubt about it. But I don't really care about mascots, they don't win Super Bowls. Come to think of it, neither do cheerleaders! So knock the organization all you want, but...

....BOTTOM LINE IS CINCINNATI DOES NOT EVEN HAVE ONE TITLE, ZERO, ZILCH, NADA! (If you guys get a mascot maybe you can use those for names). Or how about 0 for 2.

WIN THE BIG ONE THEN MAYBE YOU LOSERS CAN RUN YOUR MOUTHS!

Super bowl wins.

1*,2*,3*,4*,5*

Some of those wins could have been without the use of roids but we'll probably never know.

Roidie McRoiderton

Funny you bring this up. I'm hoping to make it to the doubleheader in Pissburgh next Monday against the Giants. I figure there will be plenty of folks there with their 'asterisk' message, so I'm working on a big board that says:

THE IMPACT OF STEROIDS

Bonds 2007 *

Steelers 1975 *, 1976 *, 1978 *, 1979 *

I'm still working on the message, but that is the idea. Boy, would I have a good time with that! The point is that I just want folks to be consistent. It is amazing to me how Pissburghers love to put an asterisk by Bonds because of steroids, but how dare anyone make the exact same argument about the 70s Steelers. Yet it is a well-known fact (i.e. players on those teams later admitted usage) that they were 'ahead of the game' in terms of using this drug. If Bonds had an unfair advantage, and if records matter, then the same set of rules should be applied to the champions of the 70s.

[The PatternMaster]

Yep, I have to agree with all the Bungle fans. The Steeler mascot is gay as hell, no doubt about it. But I don't really care about mascots, they don't win Super Bowls. Come to think of it, neither do cheerleaders! So knock the organization all you want, but...

....BOTTOM LINE IS CINCINNATI DOES NOT EVEN HAVE ONE TITLE, ZERO, ZILCH, NADA! (If you guys get a mascot maybe you can use those for names). Or how about 0 for 2.

WIN THE BIG ONE THEN MAYBE YOU LOSERS CAN RUN YOUR MOUTHS!

Super bowl wins.

1*,2*,3*,4*,5*

Some of those wins could have been without the use of roids but we'll probably never know.

Roidie McRoiderton

Funny you bring this up. I'm hoping to make it to the doubleheader in Pissburgh next Monday against the Giants. I figure there will be plenty of folks there with their 'asterisk' message, so I'm working on a big board that says:

THE IMPACT OF STEROIDS

Bonds 2007 *

Steelers 1975 *, 1976 *, 1978 *, 1979 *

I'm still working on the message, but that is the idea. Boy, would I have a good time with that! The point is that I just want folks to be consistent. It is amazing to me how Pissburghers love to put an asterisk by Bonds because of steroids, but how dare anyone make the exact same argument about the 70s Steelers. Yet it is a well-known fact (i.e. players on those teams later admitted usage) that they were 'ahead of the game' in terms of using this drug. If Bonds had an unfair advantage, and if records matter, then the same set of rules should be applied to the champions of the 70s.

don't forget 2005, they had moved on to HGH by 2005 though.

[kenyon1977]

Has anyone done the homework for comparing these players' sizes in college and when they played in the Superbowl?

[SteelerFan87]

LMAO!!! So you guys think the Steelers were on roids in 05? So, what, if the Bengals somehow manage to win a SB, will they be on roids too? No, of course not you'll say. The NFL tests for steroids. But, since you hate the Steelers, you somehow have to find some way of negating our 5th SB win, since you guys still have none, so you say this. How pathetic. Give me 1 Steelers player who failed a drug test in 05. And if you say "oh, but they were taking HGH" then feel free to eat crow if the Bengals ever win a SB. Of course, I don't think you guys have to worry about that happening any time soon.

[kenyon1977]

LMAO!!! So you guys think the Steelers were on roids in 05? So, what, if the Bengals somehow manage to win a SB, will they be on roids too? No, of course not you'll say. The NFL tests for steroids. But, since you hate the Steelers, you somehow have to find some way of negating our 5th SB win, since you guys still have none, so you say this. How pathetic. Give me 1 Steelers player who failed a drug test in 05. And if you say "oh, but they were taking HGH" then feel free to eat crow if the Bengals ever win a SB. Of course, I don't think you guys have to worry about that happening any time soon.

Well we haven't had any issues with people close to the franchise or Employed to be caught precribing this stuff. Not to mention the Ref's were paid off probably by the same low level scum that paid off the NBA ref for your little 05 win.

Go Seahawks. They won that game put an asterisk in for your amazing TD from the 2 yard line.

[Scottishbengal]

Bill Cowher ?

Bill Cowher ?

Bill Cowher?

or Bill Cowher?

[duus]

LMAO!!! So you guys think the Steelers were on roids in 05? So, what, if the Bengals somehow manage to win a SB, will they be on roids too? No, of course not you'll say. The NFL tests for steroids. But, since you hate the Steelers, you somehow have to find some way of negating our 5th SB win, since you guys still have none, so you say this. How pathetic. Give me 1 Steelers player who failed a drug test in 05. And if you say "oh, but they were taking HGH" then feel free to eat crow if the Bengals ever win a SB. Of course, I don't think you guys have to worry about that happening any time soon.

Funny how there was no dispute about the 70s. * * * *

[Riagogogoindanati]

Rusty Pete

or

Rusty Cornhole Pete

Edmund Fitzgerald

Kinda is a cross between a rusty steel worker and a peg leg sea captain!

[COB]

AnabolBob SquareHead

[rishipatel]

And the winner is....Steely McBeam. Maybe I should say the loser is Steely McBeam. So gay... but at least it is better than Crunch Buttsteak and some of the others, although only marginally so.