You as a Bengal

[HoosierCat]

OK, then...

FO:

Powerless GM: HoosierCat

Scout: BengalPappaw

Waterboy: TDB

Taxi driver: duus

Offense:

QB: (open), BengalsChamps, cinci_bengals

RB: jjakq, (open), redsbengalsbucks

FB: Riogogogoindanati

WR: cinci_bengals

OG: kirkendall, Chris

Defense:

LB: CJ-85, HairOnFire

FS: turnip

DE: Whur Chad At?

CB: Spain (suspended)

ST:

ST Ace: DC_Bengals_Fan

P: combatbengal

Longsnapper: Jet23

Media:

SportsCenter Host: EndTheDrought2007

[Stripes]

I nominate Kazkal for DT.

[Whur CHad At?]

I nomiate Shula for FO

[HoosierCat]

OK...

FO:

Powerless GM: HoosierCat

Director of Player Personnel: ShulaSteakhouse

Scout: BengalPappaw

Waterboy: TDB

Taxi driver: duus

Offense:

QB: (open), BengalsChamps, cinci_bengals

RB: jjakq, (open), redsbengalsbucks

FB: Riogogogoindanati

WR: cinci_bengals

OG: kirkendall, Chris

Defense:

LB: CJ-85, HairOnFire

FS: turnip

SS: WhoDeyForever

DE: Whur Chad At?

CB: Spain (suspended)

DT: kazkal

ST:

ST Ace: DC_Bengals_Fan

P: combatbengal

Longsnapper: Jet23

Media:

SportsCenter Host: EndTheDrought2007

[WhoDeyForever]

OK...

FO:

Powerless GM: HoosierCat

Director of Player Personnel: ShulaSteakhouse

Scout: BengalPappaw

Waterboy: TDB

Taxi driver: duus

Offense:

QB: (open), BengalsChamps, cinci_bengals

RB: jjakq, (open), redsbengalsbucks

FB: Riogogogoindanati

WR: cinci_bengals

OG: kirkendall, Chris

Defense:

LB: CJ-85, HairOnFire

FS: turnip

DE: Whur Chad At?

CB: Spain (suspended)

DT: kazkal

ST:

ST Ace: DC_Bengals_Fan

P: combatbengal

Longsnapper: Jet23

Media:

SportsCenter Host: EndTheDrought2007

I thought I was the strong safety?? Me and Turnip would be a sick duo

[HoosierCat]

OK, you're up now WDF.

[Defender]

I'll take the other CB spot, and nominate ArmyBengal as the Head Athletic Trainer (being the board's resident medical NCO and all...)

[jjakq27]

I nomiate Shula for FO

I was going to nominate him for Son of Paul.

[duus]

I was also thinking that I could hold other roles when my taxi-driving skills are not necessary ... like practice and games.

Practice - Tackling Dummy ... because I am also very skilled at being a dummy, and I surely do not fear our defenses tackling ability.

Games - Front Row Angry Fan ... yelling and screaming anti-Pissburgh profanities, regardless of the team we are playing that week.

[HoosierCat]

I nomiate Shula for FO

I was going to nominate him for Son of Paul.

Nah, that never changes.

Updated, with the addition that since rio isn't the punter, I switched jet23 to his dream job of offensive line coach. Now, considering the way-way-way-undrafted FAs he's got to work with here, let's see him work that McNally voodoo!

FO:

Powerless GM: HoosierCat

Director of Play Personnel: ShulaSteakhouse

Scout: BengalPappaw

Team Doctor: ArmyBengal

Waterboy: TDB

Taxi driver/tackling dummy/angry fan: duus

Coaching:

Offensive Line: Jet23

Offense:

QB: (open), BengalsChamps, cinci_bengals

RB: jjakq, (open), redsbengalsbucks

FB: Riogogogoindanati

WR: cinci_bengals

OG: kirkendall, Chris

Defense:

LB: CJ-85, HairOnFire

FS: turnip

DE: Whur Chad At?

CB: Spain (suspended), Defender

DT: kazkal

ST:

ST Ace: DC_Bengals_Fan

P: combatbengal

Media:

SportsCenter Host: EndTheDrought2007

[BengalByTheBay]

I bear a strong resemblance to Opie. Yeah, both Graham and Taylor. As such, I should be the kicker. Also, I wilt under pressure.

[cinci_bengals]

I nomiate Shula for FO

I was going to nominate him for Son of Paul.

Nah, that never changes.

Updated, with the addition that since rio isn't the punter, I switched jet23 to his dream job of offensive line coach. Now, considering the way-way-way-undrafted FAs he's got to work with here, let's see him work that McNally voodoo!

FO:

Powerless GM: HoosierCat

Director of Play Personnel: ShulaSteakhouse

Scout: BengalPappaw

Team Doctor: ArmyBengal

Waterboy: TDB

Taxi driver/tackling dummy/angry fan: duus

Coaching:

Offensive Line: Jet23

Offense:

QB: (open), BengalsChamps, cinci_bengals

RB: jjakq, (open), redsbengalsbucks

FB: Riogogogoindanati

WR: cinci_bengals

OG: kirkendall, Chris

Defense:

LB: CJ-85, HairOnFire

FS: turnip

DE: Whur Chad At?

CB: Spain (suspended), Defender

DT: kazkal

ST:

ST Ace: DC_Bengals_Fan

P: combatbengal

Media:

SportsCenter Host: EndTheDrought2007

Do you like my story Idea?And tell me where the trainer is because I could give him a few tips.

lol poor duus how much money is he making?

[Riagogogoindanati]

Can I sit between Shannon and Boomer on CBS?

Shannon ain't pretty.......but, he has a pretty crazy body (and LLLLLisp!)

Duus should be the guy who travels the entire nation (by Stealth fighter)and visits every single game Thurs-Monday scouting out the bastard that is wearing a Steelers jersey to a game the Steelers aren't even playing in.

Didn't the Colts win the last Superbowl?

So why is DintyMore still advertising with all of these crappy Steelers commercials ?

[Bobcat Bengal]

I'm kinda tall and kinda short

say whut?

[WhoDeyForever]

I'm kinda tall and kinda short

say whut?

He's only 8. Give him a break

[HoosierCat]

Do you like my story Idea?And tell me where the trainer is because I could give him a few tips.

lol poor duus how much money is he making?

Duus' salary is low but he makes it up on tips!

Yeah, the story thing has possibilities. For example, Hair can play the Carl Picken/Corey Dillon/Lee Johnson "Inmate Runs the Asylum" role and spout off in the press about how everything Shula and Hoosier want to do would ruin the team...oh, wait...

Anyhow...

FO:

Powerless GM: HoosierCat

Director of Play Personnel: ShulaSteakhouse

Scout: BengalPappaw

Team Doctor: ArmyBengal

Director of Cheerleading Personnel: billybroome

Waterboy: TDB

Taxi driver/tackling dummy/angry fan: duus

Coaching:

Offensive Line: Jet23

Offense:

QB: (open), BengalsChamps, cinci_bengals

RB: jjakq, (open), redsbengalsbucks

FB: Riogogogoindanati

WR: cinci_bengals

OG: kirkendall, Chris

Defense:

LB: CJ-85, HairOnFire

FS: turnip

DE: Whur Chad At?

CB: Spain (suspended), Defender

DT: kazkal

ST:

ST Ace: DC_Bengals_Fan

P: combatbengal

PK: BengalByTheBay

Media:

SportsCenter Host: EndTheDrought2007

[BengalszoneBilly]

Is it okay if I (The Benevolent Boobiemiester) handles the cheerleaders? Please, please, please!?!

[HoosierCat]

Done!

[jjakq27]

Is it okay if I (The Benevolent Boobiemiester) handles the cheerleaders? Please, please, please!?!

Early in the game I offered to be the custodian of their locker room. But I am willing to share.

Maybe you can be their trainer. You know, nurse them little aches and pains away.......

[cinci_bengals]

WDF I kinda lied.I'm really 17

[HoTbOy]

I have have always had aspirations of being a RB or LB...

[combatbengal]

Look what I started! We wouldn't be doing this during football season. Nobody wanted ot be assistant coaches? What about the Ref? I'm surprised nobody wanted to be the beer guy! Tail gate party coordinator? Grounds keeper? MB assistant? Equipment manager?

[WhoDeyForever]

Do you like my story Idea?And tell me where the trainer is because I could give him a few tips.

lol poor duus how much money is he making?

Duus' salary is low but he makes it up on tips!

Yeah, the story thing has possibilities. For example, Hair can play the Carl Picken/Corey Dillon/Lee Johnson "Inmate Runs the Asylum" role and spout off in the press about how everything Shula and Hoosier want to do would ruin the team...oh, wait...

Anyhow...

FO:

Powerless GM: HoosierCat

Director of Play Personnel: ShulaSteakhouse

Scout: BengalPappaw

Team Doctor: ArmyBengal

Director of Cheerleading Personnel: billybroome

Waterboy: TDB

Taxi driver/tackling dummy/angry fan: duus

Coaching:

Offensive Line: Jet23

Offense:

QB: (open), BengalsChamps, cinci_bengals

RB: jjakq, (open), redsbengalsbucks

FB: Riogogogoindanati

WR: cinci_bengals

OG: kirkendall, Chris

Defense:

LB: CJ-85, HairOnFire

FS: turnip

DE: Whur Chad At?

CB: Spain (suspended), Defender

DT: kazkal

ST:

ST Ace: DC_Bengals_Fan

P: combatbengal

PK: BengalByTheBay

Media:

SportsCenter Host: EndTheDrought2007

Bra,add me to the roster.

[Thurmanation]

reading some of thes eposts i feel like im the only one here who actually played morw then 4 years of football, lol, but yeah i play MLB and DE so you can put me at either, i play for my highschool MLB but i enjoy playing DE more so if i made the NFL id go in as MLB.

[Scottishbengal]

Kick Off/Punt Returner for me. If you've ever seen the basketball episode of the Simpsons when Willy is running down the court, kilt flapping high, his ancestory on display - well, that'd be me to a tee !

And, as an added bonus (and to help Mikey with the salary cap) I'd be willing to play for the same wage as the guy who washes out the Ben-Gals thongs!!!!!