Larry Posted April 1, 2006 Report Posted April 1, 2006 TUNA SURPRISE: PARCELLS OUT IN BIG D A league source tells us that Cowboys coach Bill Parcells resigned his position on Friday night after a lengthy meeting with owner Jerry Jones regarding the decision to sign receiver Terrell Owens. Parcells, who signed an extension last season, was angered by the acquisition of Owens. The veteran coach, we hear, told Jones that Owens had not changed and should not be signed. Parcells became livid after Owens' book deal was announced, which happened less than two days after Owens was introduced as a member of the organization.Butch Davis is the leading candidate to replace Parcells. Davis was the Cowboys' defensive coordinator in the early 1990s, and he served with Jimmy Johnson's two Super Bowl teams.For Parcells, his coaching career is likely over after stints as the top dog with the Giants, Patriots, Jets, and Cowboysand what is today's date? Quote
BigBenBlows Posted April 1, 2006 Report Posted April 1, 2006 That sure is a good April fools day joke. That took some thought. Quote
ArmyBengal Posted April 1, 2006 Report Posted April 1, 2006 Can we please stop with all this crap already ???WHODEY !!! Quote
Dan2330 Posted April 1, 2006 Report Posted April 1, 2006 Can we please stop with all this crap already ???WHODEY !!!You should change your screen name from Army Bengal to Angry Bengal- have some fun with it, it was only a joke Quote
Stripes Posted April 2, 2006 Report Posted April 2, 2006 Well I guess I'll put this in the NFL Forum, though I don't know if it really fits here either. Well contructed joke, Since 74! Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 2, 2006 Report Posted April 2, 2006 Can we please stop with all this crap already ???WHODEY !!!You should change your screen name from Army Bengal to Angry Bengal- have some fun with it, it was only a jokeAhhh, Army's okay. He was just disappointed as anyone would be that T.O. really wasn't screwing up another team at such an early date! I could really for such misfortune to befall America's alleged team. Pompus asses they are. I'm glad we waxed 'em bad the last time we played! Quote
semiotter Posted April 2, 2006 Report Posted April 2, 2006 Heard that one on ESPN radio the other night. But its a good one it got me then to. Quote
ArmyBengal Posted April 2, 2006 Report Posted April 2, 2006 Not angry, just not a fan of April Fools crap. Sort of gets under my skin like "Sweetest Day". I mean, what the hell is that about anyway ?? Hallmark Holidays suck and April Fools topics waste my time. Thank God it's April 2nd... Now, if you want to talk about how we have a "dominant defense" I'll be more than happy to show you ANGRY !!! WHODEY !!! Quote
Larry Posted April 2, 2006 Author Report Posted April 2, 2006 right on on the Sweetest day, That damn Hallmark holiday. right on on the Sweetest day, That damn Hallmark holiday. Quote
bengalboomer7 Posted April 2, 2006 Report Posted April 2, 2006 Money, just like what everything else is about these days. Quote
ArmyBengal Posted April 2, 2006 Report Posted April 2, 2006 Indeed... Hallmark, for making my wife feel entitled to yet another day of mandated affection (I do it enough I think) I've got two words for you... WHODEY !!! Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 2, 2006 Report Posted April 2, 2006 Indeed... Hallmark, for making my wife feel entitled to yet another day of mandated affection (I do it enough I think) I've got two words for you... WHODEY !!!Damn. I don't know why, but you Army Medics somehow don't seem as caring as the Navy Corpsman I knew while in the Marines. Quote
ArmyBengal Posted April 2, 2006 Report Posted April 2, 2006 Indeed... Hallmark, for making my wife feel entitled to yet another day of mandated affection (I do it enough I think) I've got two words for you... WHODEY !!!Damn. I don't know why, but you Army Medics somehow don't seem as caring as the Navy Corpsman I knew while in the Marines. I was never told I had a good bedside manner whatsoever !!! I'm always the medic telling them to "suck it up" and deal with it !!! WHODEY !!! Quote
TJJackson Posted April 2, 2006 Report Posted April 2, 2006 Laura Prepon isn't as chesty as I had thought Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 2, 2006 Report Posted April 2, 2006 Laura Prepon isn't as chesty as I had thoughtWhoa. You sound sort of depressed about that. Well look at it this way. You learned something here. Mainly where the "Wonder Bra" got it's name from. Quote
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