futurebengal08 Posted March 19, 2006 Report Posted March 19, 2006 ESPN.com has recently issued a statement linking Chuck Norris to a possible Cincinnati visit sometime this week. Also, Mike Jones was seen flying a hovercraft into Paul Brown Stadium. Both should reach a deal by the end of the week. This just in....screw free agency Quote
Stripes Posted March 19, 2006 Report Posted March 19, 2006 Rover, here's your cue for some artwork! Quote
redsbengalsbucks Posted March 19, 2006 Report Posted March 19, 2006 Norris is over the hill and is way out of the Bengals price range, he would have been a nice addition in the 90's though. Of course Paul Ruebens (Pee-Wee Herman) would have been an upgrade at some positions in the 90's. Quote
bengalindian Posted March 19, 2006 Report Posted March 19, 2006 Norris is over the hill and is way out of the Bengals price range, he would have been a nice addition in the 90's though. Of course Paul Ruebens (Pee-Wee Herman) would have been an upgrade at some positions in the 90's.Pee-Wee probably would have been coach. We all know how he can handle his men! Quote
AGrizzlyBaer Posted March 19, 2006 Report Posted March 19, 2006 Bring in Jack Bauer! http://poststuff5.entensity.net/031706/med...media=ateam.wmv lets higher the a-team Quote
Ox Posted March 19, 2006 Report Posted March 19, 2006 Chuck Norris will be able to deal a crushing round house kick to Hines Ward during the first game. Let's sign him. Quote
ArmyBengal Posted March 19, 2006 Report Posted March 19, 2006 who is mike jones? Another in a long line of poser rappers these days. I used to like rap, but it's like the hairbands of the late 80's LAME...Oh yeah, Chuck Norris, well um stupid thread...WHODEY !!! Quote
jjakq27 Posted March 20, 2006 Report Posted March 20, 2006 Norris is over the hill and is way out of the Bengals price range, he would have been a nice addition in the 90's though. Of course Paul Ruebens (Pee-Wee Herman) would have been an upgrade at some positions in the 90's.Pee-Wee probably would have been coach. We all know how he can handle his men! Don't you mean Johnson's? Quote
Stripes Posted March 20, 2006 Report Posted March 20, 2006 Norris is over the hill and is way out of the Bengals price range, he would have been a nice addition in the 90's though. Of course Paul Ruebens (Pee-Wee Herman) would have been an upgrade at some positions in the 90's.Pee-Wee probably would have been coach. We all know how he can handle his men! Don't you mean Johnson's? Quote
KiLBurn Posted March 20, 2006 Report Posted March 20, 2006 Pee Wee Herman would probably be best suited as the QB coach for Griese Palmer and Johnson. I think he could milk the most talent out of them. Quote
Stripes Posted March 20, 2006 Report Posted March 20, 2006 Pee Wee Herman would probably be best suited as the QB coach for Griese Palmer and Johnson. I think he could milk the most talent out of them. I have a sneaking suspicion that none of them would want to be "milked" in any fashion! Quote
KiLBurn Posted March 21, 2006 Report Posted March 21, 2006 I was going for the Greasy Palms and Johnson trifecta but think I might have "tossed" that one a bit high for some to catch it. Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted March 21, 2006 Report Posted March 21, 2006 Bring in Jack Bauer! http://poststuff5.entensity.net/031706/med...media=ateam.wmv lets higher the a-teamMan...if THAT wasn't overloaded with cheese, I don't know what is! Quote
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