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Does Pep's trade to Miami mean that we're gonna get Adams? It was supposedly between us and Miami, and I would have to think that Pep brings with him a hefty contract. I can't imagine that they will have too much money left to spend... and I don't think DT is their biggest worry at this point.

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Another Sam Adams thread?

Hey, y'know, I have an idea, why don't we here at bengalszone bid on Sam? Obviously he doesn't have jack going on. Take up a collection and pay Adams to be the 'zone's house "big fatty." I'm thinking an initial offer of 52 steak dinners (1 a week), a daily McDonald's per diem, and a lifetime supply of XXXL "Bengalszone.com Rocks" t-shirts.

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Another Sam Adams thread?

Hey, y'know, I have an idea, why don't we here at bengalszone bid on Sam? Obviously he doesn't have jack going on. Take up a collection and pay Adams to be the 'zone's house "big fatty." I'm thinking an initial offer of 52 steak dinners (1 a week), a daily McDonald's per diem, and a lifetime supply of XXXL "Bengalszone.com Rocks" t-shirts.

Hey, what is Willie's franchise called: Fatboy? Fat burger? I cant remember but how bout Willie giving up one of his restaurant's for him.

:D

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Another Sam Adams thread?

Hey, y'know, I have an idea, why don't we here at bengalszone bid on Sam? Obviously he doesn't have jack going on. Take up a collection and pay Adams to be the 'zone's house "big fatty." I'm thinking an initial offer of 52 steak dinners (1 a week), a daily McDonald's per diem, and a lifetime supply of XXXL "Bengalszone.com Rocks" t-shirts.

Hey, what is Willie's franchise called: Fatboy? Fat burger? I cant remember but how bout Willie giving up one of his restaurant's for him.

:D

Fatburgers!

THAT'S BRILLIANT!!!!!

BengalChamps is a phuquing genius!!!! :sure:

Talk about a spokesman! Hi, folks. My name's Sam Adams and I made a hundred bazillion dollars by eatin' Fatburgers and playin' in the NFL. :lol:

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The best part about the Adams threads is that they don't even have to start out as Adams threads. All other threads will somehow eventually spiral down into Adams threads. (and then will be quickly killed due to a TNBT vs. HoF computer nerd insult-off).

I would prove my point by posting a thread discussing whether Carson Palmer wears boxers or briefs... but this is risky phase at Bengalszone to attempt such a thing, because discussing underwear will inevitably end up revolving around a 33 year old 330 lb fat-ass... and those are images I can do without.

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The best part about the Adams threads is that they don't even have to start out as Adams threads. All other threads will somehow eventually spiral down into Adams threads. (and then will be quickly killed due to a TNBT vs. HoF computer nerd insult-off).

I would prove my point by posting a thread discussing whether Carson Palmer wears boxers or briefs... but this is risky phase at Bengalszone to attempt such a thing, because discussing underwear will inevitably end up revolving around a 33 year old 330 lb fat-ass... and those are images I can do without.

I laughed out loud at that. Sooooooooooo true, though.

And yes Joisey, I think I'll go have a beer.

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The best part about the Adams threads is that they don't even have to start out as Adams threads. All other threads will somehow eventually spiral down into Adams threads. (and then will be quickly killed due to a TNBT vs. HoF computer nerd insult-off).

I would prove my point by posting a thread discussing whether Carson Palmer wears boxers or briefs... but this is risky phase at Bengalszone to attempt such a thing, because discussing underwear will inevitably end up revolving around a 33 year old 330 lb fat-ass... and those are images I can do without.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Carson strikes me as the buff briefs type.

Marvin's definitely a briefs man, IMHO.

And Big Sam? At that point, I think you're flying free, right?

(Oh, yeah, you really didn't need that image, didja? :lol:)

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And Big Sam? At that point, I think you're flying free, right?

(Oh, yeah, you really didn't need that image, didja? :lol:)

:lol::lol::lol:

That cracks me up! (pun intended)

:bengal:

Good Lord... Mods? Can we do something about banning these guys?

Well birthday boy, it wouldn't be proper for a Mod to ban a Mod now would it? Just try to have a Happy 26th and ignore people you don't find funny!

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It's derek's b-day!?!?!

WTF, I didn't get an invite!

:lol:

I expect your hung-over butt to be postin' here by 9 a.m. tomorrow! :lol:

Have a happy!

Should we start a "Happy B-day Derek" thread? :offtopic: Yeah, yeah. Damn! That little smiley is a prick! :angry::rolleyes:

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Another Sam Adams thread?

Hey, y'know, I have an idea, why don't we here at bengalszone bid on Sam? Obviously he doesn't have jack going on. Take up a collection and pay Adams to be the 'zone's house "big fatty." I'm thinking an initial offer of 52 steak dinners (1 a week), a daily McDonald's per diem, and a lifetime supply of XXXL "Bengalszone.com Rocks" t-shirts.

weren't you bitching at me in another thread for bitching about bitching, and now you bitching! :wacko::blush:

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weren't you bitching at me in another thread for bitching about bitching, and now you bitching! :wacko::blush:

Relax. Have another drink. :P Ya might just want to wait until people actually start complaining before you complain about them complaining, y'know? :sure:

And on that subject, Curnette says they are talking with Martin...whether they reach a deal or not I dunno but with the Lions and 'fins getting guys today I have to think they will.

Should we start a "Happy B-day Derek" thread?

As long as I don't have to sing.

You wouldn't want to hear me sing... :yucky:

:happybirthday:

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http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/art.../603150355/1066

Big Sam's agent indicated that it is just a matter of time before he signs here. He hasn't even scheduled any visits elsewhere. I think that is a great sign.

Big Sam's AGENT said this and while he may actually be signing here, until I hear something from anyone other than his agent (see the Bengals organization) I'm not concerned...

Where the hell is Pickett ??

WHODEY !!!

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http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/art.../603150355/1066

Big Sam's agent indicated that it is just a matter of time before he signs here. He hasn't even scheduled any visits elsewhere. I think that is a great sign.

Big Sam's AGENT said this and while he may actually be signing here, until I hear something from anyone other than his agent (see the Bengals organization) I'm not concerned...

Where the hell is Pickett ??

WHODEY !!!

I'm still hoping that for a change, the Bengals are dangling Adams fat butt out there as a signing to get Pickett to decide to sign for a little less and come on board, as opposed to free agents dangling a Cincinnati offer out to get a higher pay from someone else!

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Pickett would certainly be the better long term option... but with all these other lesser DT's out there getting 5 mill a year or more, I don't think any tactics by the Bengals will get him to agree to less. I guess I'd be okay with signing him to a fat contract like that... but it would be very different from what we've done in the past... so I just don't expect it.

They probably believe that Adams can rotate in and out with S. Smith, keeping them both rested, and for cheaper. That seems to be more the style of the Bengals... besides, most analysts are not praising these big fat contracts, and the Bengals front office probably feels the same way.

Unless the price comes down on these guys (and there is no indication that it will) they will probably not be in stripes. Like it or don't, we'll keep building through the draft, rather than put a ton of cash into one FA signing.

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