TJJackson

Can Cher bring HairOnFire back?

I never quite figured out what HairOnFire meant when he referred (frequently) to "dick shaped crackers"

Youre mellowing, Army.....you were far rougher with OchoStinko

Getting Reader back is H U G E

Cincyjungle is promoting Shooter as the new punter

I'd rather have something from the Arbys in Heath, but make sure you get it through the drivethru

Andy let us down, just like Tom Brady did Andy is just exactly like Tom Brady

dude - this is pretty damned serious stuff so I'm gonna need a prime waygu new york strip medium rare with onion straws, au gratin potatoes, and a really good wedge of key lime pie (with real whipped cream) for this one

I watched all of the Mixon TDS on highlight reels and I dont think he was touched on any of them Looked a lot more like Panthers gave up than he excelled, to be honest

so in this picture is Burrow proposing marriage to Mixon, or is he getting ready to shine his shoes?

Bengals.com cut the radio feed early again those sonuvabitches

Bates should not be in there

these are valuable reps/experience for the backups. Keep them in there.

so was Burrow effective this week? did the pass protection hold up? Jonah?

for reasons I will not be disclosing, I just woke up so....uhm.......who the fuck are the Panthers playing? I dont recognize them

I will be watching Jonah closely for the rest of the season Is he truly regressing as a player or is his recent shitty play been all about the injury that isnt getting the rest it needs to heal If it is the former, OLT becomes a position to address in either round 1 or round 2, and quite likely in free agency as well

Is the wife on board with the hookers and blow plan?

then you can upgrade from select sirloins to choice strips, and from Milwaukees Best to MIchelob

Can Bank of America sell the Bengals too?

dear lord. now the 3rd and 4th corners are marked as DNP my dead granny may need to suit up after all

Bengals.com cut the radio feed with a minute to go in the 3rd quarter I mean, ok, yeah, they're being clobbered, but that doesnt mean you cut the fucking feed that fucking early!!!

apparently the wr named Peoples-Jones doesnt need to be covered

which is why I used the term "miracle"

The story tomorrow will be the New Guy is paid by the Bengals but is owned by the Browns Barring a miracle comeback

so basically the Browns own New Guy?