Scottishbengal Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Billybroome dies and because of various "indiscretions" when upon the earth he gets sent to Hell.After a few weeks the Devil decides to check up on how BB is settling in, the gauges of his firey cell are set at 40% humidity and +25degrees C. Billy appears to be in his element, wearing a tshirt and shorts - "this is just like an Arizona spring day" he tells Satan, who isn't amused.The gauges are re-set and BB is left to stew for a couple more weeks at 80% humidity and +32degrees C. When Lucifer checks back in on him Billy is happy as anything, shirtless and happy, "this is just like a late June day in Alabama". Satan, mightily unimpressed, re-sets the dials again this time at 90% humidity and +40 degrees C. After three weeks Billy is still not concerned, down to his boxers and still smiling he says "this reminds me of being in Mexico in August!".The Devil, now totally pissed off twirls the gauges in anger and storms out. He returns next February where he checks the dials which are showing 95% humidity and minus 52degrees C. He looks in through the door only to find Billy skating across the floor and kissing every icicle he can and yelling "woooo hoooo, the Bengals have finally won the Superbowl!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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