Whur CHad At? Posted January 19, 2006 Report Posted January 19, 2006 Probably a repost...I don't feel like checkin.http://www.chucknorrisfacts.comFunny as hell believe me I laughed till I peed myself"When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet, he gets Chuck Norris""Chuck Norris counted to infinite, twice"YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS HAHAHAHAHAH Quote
NJ29 Posted January 25, 2006 Report Posted January 25, 2006 Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. Quote
San Antonio Bengal Posted January 25, 2006 Report Posted January 25, 2006 Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. Quote
ArmyBengal Posted January 25, 2006 Report Posted January 25, 2006 Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f**king Indian. Quote
San Antonio Bengal Posted January 25, 2006 Report Posted January 25, 2006 As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. Quote
Stripes Posted January 25, 2006 Report Posted January 25, 2006 As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. Best one I've seen yet! Quote
B24 Posted March 10, 2006 Report Posted March 10, 2006 Here's a video of Chuck Norris reading some of the "Chuck Norris Facts" on Best Damn Sports Show.http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=16294 Quote
Whur CHad At? Posted March 11, 2006 Author Report Posted March 11, 2006 OMG that is Great.Too bad he didn't read the real funny ones, but it is still great. Quote
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