Ox Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Chad's new fianceeSooooooooooo...........Would ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingwilly Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 well beyond the obvious physical desirability....basing some of this on her bio...I gotta say....Marriage is nothing short of having your nuts cut from your scrotum without anesthesia and having them placed in a jar that your wife keeps on her bedside table.Just kidding. Of course she might be worth a quick roll in the hay! But tying the knot????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clevelandbengal Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 The question should be " What would you give to..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingwilly Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 please reference my last post....the cost is your gonads forever held in a jar....!of course i'm only kidding, should my wife ever read any of this..Love you, sweetie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schweinhart Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Chad might need more extended than just his contract to keep that one there satisfied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richmond_mat Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 please reference my last post....the cost is your gonads forever held in a jar....!of course i'm only kidding, should my wife ever read any of this..Love you, sweetie!Is Kingwilly turning queen on us? piece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jditty47 Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 um...definately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet23 Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 um...definately.I would crawl on my hands and knees over a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart over a walkie-talkie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengalboomer7 Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 She looks good, but I think its a bad pic. Makes her look like a butter face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jditty47 Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 u sir have too high of standards. she looks perfect. (all girls look perfect if they have that body) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalByTheBay Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 She looks good, but I think its a bad pic. Makes her look like a butter face."Butter????" I hardly even know her.Thank you, thank you. Please tip your waitress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengalboomer7 Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 You know BengalBy the Bay. A Butter face, where everything looks good butter faceI'll tell you my philosophy jditty. Beginning of the night, your at a bar and your still pretty sober. My philosophy is you start out shooting for the fences, pick the hottest girl in there. As the night goes on and the beer starts flowing you just keep going untill you hit your home run. If the nights about to end and your still by yourself, take a shot of something hard and grab the clostest girl to you that has a pulse.Basically, if you get one early, you feel good about yourself and you get a hot piece of ass. If it gets late night, at least you have a good buzz and every girl looks good with a good buzz, so your happy anyways(at least until you wake up)Anyways, I'm sober at work and in that pic she looks like a drag queen in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fear the Johnsons Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 She looks good, but I think its a bad pic. Makes her look like a butter face."Butter????" I hardly even know her.Thank you, thank you. Please tip your waitress.Haha you never heard that everythings good on a girl but her (butter) face.Pretty great.Yea, she does seem to be a butter in that pic, but she was looking pretty fine at gametime when Chad popped the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalByTheBay Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 BB7 -- we were both telling our own separate jokes. I got yours. I guess you didn't get mine *sigh*. It's an old Letterman bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ29 Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 She's okay, but most of our cheerleaders look like apes. They are ridiculously ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omahacolt Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 her belly button looks huge.i would still tap it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Regardless of how big it might be....you can't tap a belly button.....unless your hammer is very tiny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingwilly Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 NJ you nailed it...they are just bum ugly...take a gander at SF, SD, Miami, Denver for starters...just another level going on.Our poor girl looks walleyed. one going one way, one looking another... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengalindian Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Our cheerleaders are ugly. I would tap it cuz us college kids hit about anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ox Posted November 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 I would tap it cuz us college kids hit about anything. Quote of the year! Hits a lil' close to home..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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