Ox Posted November 23, 2005 Report Posted November 23, 2005 Chad's new fianceeSooooooooooo...........Would ya? Quote
kingwilly Posted November 23, 2005 Report Posted November 23, 2005 well beyond the obvious physical desirability....basing some of this on her bio...I gotta say....Marriage is nothing short of having your nuts cut from your scrotum without anesthesia and having them placed in a jar that your wife keeps on her bedside table.Just kidding. Of course she might be worth a quick roll in the hay! But tying the knot????? Quote
clevelandbengal Posted November 23, 2005 Report Posted November 23, 2005 The question should be " What would you give to..." Quote
kingwilly Posted November 23, 2005 Report Posted November 23, 2005 please reference my last post....the cost is your gonads forever held in a jar....!of course i'm only kidding, should my wife ever read any of this..Love you, sweetie! Quote
schweinhart Posted November 23, 2005 Report Posted November 23, 2005 Chad might need more extended than just his contract to keep that one there satisfied. Quote
richmond_mat Posted November 23, 2005 Report Posted November 23, 2005 please reference my last post....the cost is your gonads forever held in a jar....!of course i'm only kidding, should my wife ever read any of this..Love you, sweetie!Is Kingwilly turning queen on us? piece Quote
Jet23 Posted November 23, 2005 Report Posted November 23, 2005 um...definately.I would crawl on my hands and knees over a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart over a walkie-talkie. Quote
bengalboomer7 Posted November 23, 2005 Report Posted November 23, 2005 She looks good, but I think its a bad pic. Makes her look like a butter face. Quote
jditty47 Posted November 23, 2005 Report Posted November 23, 2005 u sir have too high of standards. she looks perfect. (all girls look perfect if they have that body) Quote
BengalByTheBay Posted November 23, 2005 Report Posted November 23, 2005 She looks good, but I think its a bad pic. Makes her look like a butter face."Butter????" I hardly even know her.Thank you, thank you. Please tip your waitress. Quote
bengalboomer7 Posted November 23, 2005 Report Posted November 23, 2005 You know BengalBy the Bay. A Butter face, where everything looks good butter faceI'll tell you my philosophy jditty. Beginning of the night, your at a bar and your still pretty sober. My philosophy is you start out shooting for the fences, pick the hottest girl in there. As the night goes on and the beer starts flowing you just keep going untill you hit your home run. If the nights about to end and your still by yourself, take a shot of something hard and grab the clostest girl to you that has a pulse.Basically, if you get one early, you feel good about yourself and you get a hot piece of ass. If it gets late night, at least you have a good buzz and every girl looks good with a good buzz, so your happy anyways(at least until you wake up)Anyways, I'm sober at work and in that pic she looks like a drag queen in the face. Quote
Fear the Johnsons Posted November 23, 2005 Report Posted November 23, 2005 She looks good, but I think its a bad pic. Makes her look like a butter face."Butter????" I hardly even know her.Thank you, thank you. Please tip your waitress.Haha you never heard that everythings good on a girl but her (butter) face.Pretty great.Yea, she does seem to be a butter in that pic, but she was looking pretty fine at gametime when Chad popped the question. Quote
BengalByTheBay Posted November 23, 2005 Report Posted November 23, 2005 BB7 -- we were both telling our own separate jokes. I got yours. I guess you didn't get mine *sigh*. It's an old Letterman bit. Quote
NJ29 Posted November 24, 2005 Report Posted November 24, 2005 She's okay, but most of our cheerleaders look like apes. They are ridiculously ugly. Quote
omahacolt Posted November 24, 2005 Report Posted November 24, 2005 her belly button looks huge.i would still tap it Quote
HairOnFire Posted November 24, 2005 Report Posted November 24, 2005 Regardless of how big it might be....you can't tap a belly button.....unless your hammer is very tiny. Quote
kingwilly Posted November 24, 2005 Report Posted November 24, 2005 NJ you nailed it...they are just bum ugly...take a gander at SF, SD, Miami, Denver for starters...just another level going on.Our poor girl looks walleyed. one going one way, one looking another... Quote
bengalindian Posted November 24, 2005 Report Posted November 24, 2005 Our cheerleaders are ugly. I would tap it cuz us college kids hit about anything. Quote
Ox Posted November 24, 2005 Author Report Posted November 24, 2005 I would tap it cuz us college kids hit about anything. Quote of the year! Hits a lil' close to home..... Quote
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