BengalszoneBilly Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 ...but he was QB at PURDUE for crissakes, and IMHO, Purdue is not exactly the breeding grounds of great QB's. This guy Kyle Orton shouldn't even be showing up to play against the Bengals Hiesman winner Carson PalmerBy looks he should be pulling into your driveway in a Volkswagon Beetle looking to install your new wireless network from Best Buy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 Just what I've been saying, without the humor. The reason I don't think we can lose this game is one Kyle Orton. Marvin will confuse the crap out of his educated Purdue brain, and many a turnover will be the reward.Fantasy owners, start that Bengals DST! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazkal Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 This is his first year no?I bet geathers,justin and pollack will all have atleast 1sack =P I say justin gets 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 Doesn't matter what he looks like. Sheesh. Didn't he start in the win over Detriot? If so, he's already won a game, and is at least a legit QB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rizzy Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 Didn't he start in the win over Detriot? If so, he's already won a game, and is at least a legit QB. Craig Krenzel won his first start for the bears also. Winning a game does not make you a legit QB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshfan Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 Kyle Orton........is this something to worry over? I think not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted September 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 Doesn't matter what he looks like. Ya' think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pangloss Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 Where'd Bob Griese go to college? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbusbengal Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 Isn't Drew Brees a Purdue QB? I actually think Orton will be pretty good, but not for a couple of years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted September 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Where'd Bob Griese go to college? One QB does not constitute a "breeding grounds," nor would I consider Drew Brees as great. Otherwise tiny Augustana College (Kenny Anderson) would also be considered fertile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadraftnick Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Kyle Orton is going to be good. I think he was one of the 3 best QB's in the last draft and 1st round caliber.He is a rookie though and should be easy to rattle if they can get some pressure on him.Billybroome I have been meaning to ask you about the "Official Queen of Boobies" 1)How many gallons of silicone do you think it took?? 2)Do you think she is a member of the dancing or modeling profession? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted September 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Billybroome I have been meaning to ask you about the "Official Queen of Boobies" 1)How many gallons of silicone do you think it took?? 2)Do you think she is a member of the dancing or modeling profession?I've been waiting for this for a long time. Gather round students, Boobiemiester 101 is now in session. In answer to question #1: Zero, none and nada. Bulls**t you say? Look closely at each at those orbs. ONE-AT-A-TIME. Not easy I know, there's a lot of ground to cover. Now is or is not the right one visably larger than the left? I say it obviously is. This is common to some degree in the majority women regardless of overall bust size. Had this woman had implants, no plastic surgeon worth his scalpel would leave such a disparity in size between his two "patients." I speak from experience Dadraftnick. My 1st wife had a reduction down to a 38D from an uneven set of 40DD's. (What goes up due to pregnancy doesn't always come down) Even though no silicone was involved, they were perfectly matched bookends following the surgery, and Billy was still one very happy Boobiemiester. In answer to question #2: Neither. Women with racks like that rarely have to work unless they are supporting a drug habit, or are paying off a boob job, which the question of we determined in above in #1. If she was my woman, she'd only have one job. You can probably figure out what that is. CLASS DISMISSED Be sure to pick up your certificates at the door! Kyle Orton is going to be good. I think he was one of the 3 best QB's in the last draft and 1st round caliber.I beg to differ here. He might be decent as in better than another Kyle named Boller. Carson Palmer is good. :player: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 CLASS DISMISSED Be sure to pick up your certificates at the door! Do I get extra credit if I bring evidence of a hands-on use of today's lesson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted September 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 CLASS DISMISSED Be sure to pick up your certificates at the door! Do I get extra credit if I bring evidence of a hands-on use of today's lesson? Not if the use of hands was on yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadraftnick Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Thanks for your insights professor. By the way, you forgot to call me grasshopper.You do have some points although I am not sure God made many T#*& that big.I think you are right about a woman like that having to work.However, I have found that for some reason young women with similar attributes often like to show them off.Thus, they often go into modeling or dancing. Besides, they are sitting on a gold mine.I used to date a girl with 38DD's but that girl must be in the 46EE range.By the way Orton is NO Palmer I did not mean to give that impression, but he is will be good some day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkendall Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Isn't Drew Brees a Purdue QB? I actually think Orton will be pretty good, but not for a couple of years.Not in a system as anemic and poor as the Bears about 15 years outdated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGrizzlyBaer Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 haha thanks billy... but yeah i totally agree everytime i think of kyle i see the wisconsin game in my mind, when all he had to do was slide... but no! ball comes loose and wisconsin runs it in for the td to go up ... *sigh* oh well! lol drew bree's was the one who got us to the rose bowl!btw i hope our purdue boy (landon) lays a hurting on kyle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walzav29 Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Personally I think it's great to see the NFL's first player with Downs Sydrome doing well. Good for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcat Bengal Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Now is or is not the right one visably larger than the left? Her right, or our Right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 Professor, you know I love them..err...you know I love her. But what if her surgeon was of the photoshop variety. Now don't get mad because I want to believe as much as the next guy. Oh, how I want to believe. But I've got issues. Among them, why does her left boob cast such a small shadow? What's with the sky in the upper left hand corner? And why does the sign above her shoulder say "money". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted September 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 But what if her surgeon was of the photoshop variety. Not an impossiblity, but if so, why didn't he do something with that huge honker on her face as well? It's a good thing her monster boobs take all the attention off of her beak of a nose. Most guy's here probably didn't even realize she had a nose to begin with. why does her left boob cast such a small shadow? From looking at all the angles cast by the sun of the other shadows, I don't see anything unusual. What's with the sky in the upper left hand corner? And why does the sign above her shoulder say "money".I got this image: from a site that (if you can believe this...) actually seemed more concerned how she was a distraction to tourists viewing the towers (As indicated w/arrow.)rather than beholding the beauty that walked before them. I felt the opposite of that and covered the arrow with cloning the sky around on top of it.And why does the sign above her shoulder say "money". It's a sign from God meaning bring a great deal of this if you intend to make a successful pass at her. Women like this consume great quantities of cash very rapidly. Why? Because of their huge rack, they can!!Damn HairOnFire. You just ain't going to believe those are real are you? You'll probably insist on the "taste test" next! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazkal Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 got a name on her? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 Damn HairOnFire. You just ain't going to believe those are real are you? You'll probably insist on the "taste test" next! Got milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andybren Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 Kyle Orton hasn't proven anything yet.As for the lady...it would take a pretty skilled photoshop surgeon to inflate the chest without unrealistically distorting those horizontal stripes on her shirt. It also seems to me that her arms are a little "bowlegged", that she is unable to walk with her arms down to her sides. That wouldn't be a problem if the boob job were done in cyberspace.I also suspect that the arrow was pointing out a phallic punchline of some sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted September 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2005 I also suspect that the arrow was pointing out a phallic punchline of some sort.Damn, you're good! That's exactly what was enclosed with it in the e-mail. It wasn't extremely funny, but her pic was worth saving from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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