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Esiason, a Bengals quarterback from 1984 to 1992 and then again in 1997, predicted 10 wins, a breakout season for quarterback Carson Palmer and 1,300 yards for receiver Chad Johnson. "They have the best young offensive talent in the league," Esiason said.

Say it with me...THEY HAVE THE BEST YOUNG OFFENSIVE TALENT IN THE LEAGUE... mmmmmmmmm, that's scrumptious. Tastes like a Toblerone bar on a fall day with leaves blowing.

That and I got 2 tickets to the Patriots-Bengals preseason game in row 11 of section 114 (LL at about the 10yrd line)off ebay for $43. The seller called me saying it had been a mistake and that was supposed to be per ticket, but since it was her mistake that I could have them for that price.

I believe that Rimmington is no longer God's favorite...I am. Hallelujah.

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Does anyone know how many former Bengals went on to careers in broadcasting? It seems like an awful lot of them considering what little public recognition Bengals players would likely have.

It's the Bengals players from the past not associated with the A.D. years

Boomer, Chris Collinsworth, Solomon Wilcots, Bob Trumpy, Dave Lapham.

Munoz.

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10 wins sounds reasonable, and I think Chad will have more than 1300 yards.  I think he's got a great shot at 1450-1500 if Palmer plays anything close to his last few games last season.

I think they would get ten wins even with last years "up again/down again" defense.

With this years defensive additions of Coordinator Bresnahan, (who's going to make the un-motivating Frazier look like the DB coach he really should have stayed as, btw!) and players like Robinson, Pollack, and Thurman, and combine them together with the best of the existing squad with another seasons experience under their belts, and renewed hunger in their hearts, I say they will likely achieve 12 to 13! Hold on a sec...

**Walks into kitchen. Pours 3+ shots of 8 year old Bourbon over ice. Downs it.**

...okay, I'm back. Now it's been said before here, and I'll say it again. The Bengals and their habit of slow starts have killed many a past season before it got the chance to really start rolling. Even Head Coach Marvin Lewis has pointed this out, so...

................... I.M.H.O...

If the team does by chance come out of the gates focused, ready, and full of fire, and gets a fast start (ala the NY Jets last season) and finds "The Groove" before other teams find theirs, I wouldn't be surprised to see the Bengals duplicating Pittsburg's 13-3, or even better it.

I say what the hell. Let's make that 1974**correction for forum date nazi dimmy, :rolleyes: the 1972** Miami Dolphins team sweat their record!

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know your history before you type it in, it was 1972-1973 season that miami dolphins was undefeated not 1974

I'll do that as soon as you learn your proper sentence structure and punctuation. Deal? :)

I didn't know we had an opening here for a forum "History Dates Nazi." I'm glad you got the job dimster. I glad they didn't hold your 4 post against you as inexperience. Well I'm off to enroll in Harvard to get the required by dimster PHD in the history of mankind before I post again. Ever! Later guys!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I got the team right. I got the '70's right, and you got the point, RIGHT? So what is yours now? And does it take a small error like that by me to get you to make your 4th post here? You've been a Bengalszone member longer than I, and in all my post, I'm sure some are absolutely full of blunders and errors. Why just pick out this one?

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thanks for a big insult, yes my sentence sucks. so what i have a good reason for it. i am deaf and we talk in american sign language, our sentence is way different than writing sentence, so it is well known for us deaf people to have bad writing sentence.

why i post only 4, becz i know u guys would insult me just like now......... thanks, glad to see this day comes

by the way dolphins is my older brother's favorite team, so i see him talk about dolphins allll my life.

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thanks for a big insult, yes my sentence sucks. so what i have a good reason for it. i am deaf and we talk in american sign language

And I was supposed to know this ahead of time by...? I also can't tell if you're white or black, short or tall, good looking or ugly like me. Sorry there dimster. I can't know these thing simply from reading someones typed out text in a forum, unless that text contains the words:

i am deaf.

So now I know, but it's not like I'm going to treat you a whole lot different than I treat anyone else around here. I type to communicate here. You type to communicate here. It doesn't get any more equal than that.

our sentence is way different than writing sentence, so it is well known for us deaf people to have bad writing sentence.

I guess I can lay off you on that, but do you know what else is well known? People that drink often mess up correctly remembering names or dates!

why i post only 4, becz i know u guys would insult me just like now......... thanks, glad to see this day comes

Well I'm glad too. That way we can get this out in the open and cleared up. First of all it wasn't an "insult." You gigged me with a comment that came across to me like you were barking orders.

know your history before you type it in
I gigged you back with a poke at punctuation.
I'll do that as soon as you learn your proper sentence structure and punctuation. Deal?

Both are more funny than they are insulting. And as far as that "forum date nazi" reference I made about you, I wouldn't worry about it. Now that we know why you brought it up, it's kind of obvious it doesn't really fit on you. Besides, I've been called far worse than that around here, and I lived, so I find it highly unlikely the term "date nazi" will be enough to kill you either. Hopefully it will be enough to post a bit more often than you do

by the way dolphins is my older brother's favorite team, so i see him talk about dolphins allll my life.
Now that I know that you're deaf, this sentence makes sense. So how did your brother like it when the Bengals beat the Dolphins last season? If you two watched the game together, I bet you signed "Man those Dolphins stink!" to him at least once.

For some reason I'm having a hard time believing you right now.

Maybe "Who" will believe it after you tell me what my ASL signs says below:

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OOOOOh, ooooh, ooh...pic me Billy...I know what it says!!!

I took a sign course in college...I guess in case I was going to minister to deaf a**h***s pagans like Dimster. The only thing I remember from the course is how to finger spell...which surprisingly helps me in bed.

3 credit hours equalling about $410 and this is the first damn time I've used it...better late than never...Go Bengals!

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I took a sign course in college...I guess in case I was going to minister to deaf a**h***s pagans like Dimster.

Dimster is a pagan?

Cool, maybe he and I can worship a golden calf together. Or better yet, maybe we'll pick some other stupid symbol to fall before in a trembling display of primitive fear. Save for already spoken for examples like crosses and little fishes the possibilities are almost endless.

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OOOOOh, ooooh, ooh...pic me Billy...I know what it says!!!

I took a sign course in college...I guess in case I was going to minister to deaf a**h***s pagans like Dimster. The only thing I remember from the course is how to finger spell...which surprisingly helps me in bed.

3 credit hours equalling about $410 and this is the first damn time I've used it...better late than never...Go Bengals!

Dammit Big "O"! Have you been sampling the sacramental wine again? It was Dimsters job to tell me, not some Bible college showoff who learned new and facinating ways to tell the unclean that the word "missionary" had meanings far beyond his his official job title!

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My fault Billy...it was a premature tarnslation (some men have these problem's, you know).

Okay, give him another one...more befitting his personality. As punishment I will either eat a salad or spend 15 minutes in the confessional with Father Sneaky Fingers (the patron saint of the Man-Love Association).

Man, I hope nobody from my youth group reads this.

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