bengalsLB Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 for basicly the whole summer vaction i haven't been able to sleep its to really going to f**k me over when football season starts and when i go back to schoolanybody know a cure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ29 Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 I've had almost the exact same problem.My advice is to stop eating and drinking after about 8 o clock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengalboomer7 Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Get a prescription for Ambien. I get 15 per month and in a half hour your done, and they only last four hours so when you wake up you don't feel groggy and weird like most sleeping aids do to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcat Bengal Posted July 27, 2005 Report Share Posted July 27, 2005 Or you can just mastrubate.I...uhm......(clears throat)..heard...that was a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkendall Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 for basicly the whole summer vaction i haven't been able to sleep its to really going to f**k me over when football season starts and when i go back to schoolanybody know a cure? Tons of beer... usually around 15 or so. That'll knock you out. Unless you're underage, then that's very bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 for basicly the whole summer vaction i haven't been able to sleep its to really going to f**k me over when football season starts and when i go back to schoolanybody know a cure? Don't you have Public Television where you live? How about a Cable Access Channel. Both work like blow darts dipped in poison tree frog venom on me! You can use "C-span" in a pinch, but be advised politicians will do the greatly unexpected from time to time that might possibly shock you wide awake again. They are also prone to proposing legislation so out of touch with their constituents or reality, you'll find yourself laughing yourself wide awake againLast resort if there are absolutely none of the previously mentioned programs available? Any Oprah or Dr. Phil show. I must caution you on serious symptoms that may arise from watching either of these.#1: If you find yourself suddenly interested in romance novel book clubs, flower arrangements, and fawning all over Tom Cruise because he's a hunk and he physically touched you once...STOP WATCHING OPRAH!#2: Look at these pictures: Does anything in it remind you at all of your current relationship with a woman? Do you have a subscription to this magazine?: If so...STOP WATCHING DR. PHIL!! There's a good reason there's no hair on the top of his head. It's due to his wife patting him on his head telling him what a good boy he is.Honestly...Tylenol PM's, but don't think they can't be habit forming too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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